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Quote by sexynsweet09
MMM Lemon Pepper Chicken with Ranch Fries!!!! YUMMYY!!!

where are you ordering that from?
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LMAO! ring the doorbell and when she answers drag that bitch out by the hair!
oops wrong thread.....lol
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I like eating too..lol. However, I don't have the time cook always. Alfredo sounds delicious chef! Tamp...thanks for the great recipe but who has time for that?
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Quote by roccotool
Well, I'm sure they'd throw the book at somebody who is an "attorney" and is a member of a kinky story site.

wow...are you implying that somebody is here like that!
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omg! don't stop now! that was the best sex I never had in my life in a long time!
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well then....you must have snagged that at the Christmas party!
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well shit....and I have been doing that for years! Now what am I going to do?
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Quote by nicola
Good riddance Pam, you were hard work at the best of times, prior to flipping out and making up nonsense about being an FBI agent, that part made me lose my coffee in hysterics. Threatening members on this site and friends of mine is not recommended


she wasn't an FBI agent....she was a fucking lawyer....sheesh nic get your stories straight.....lmao!
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Quote by Condorman

Monty python rules



Who is that?


oh, wait here it is....sorry I was being a smartass! The beginning of the post starts with Monty Python.....so I thought it would be funny....lmao....relax condor!
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Quote by Condorman
The above post was taken from wikipedia to explain Monty Python to Fystee

apparently you don't recognize sarcasm at it's best! But thanks for that long ass post that nobody else will read dumbass!
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Quote by Condorman

Monty python rules



Who is that?
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no doubt...lol. Oh and Ali is a big fat cheater......
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Quote by MilfBeauty
I always have loved a good protein shake in the morning smile


ok....call me whatever you want....but that shit is just wrong! I have never tasted a protein shake as salty as that!
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WOW! your 60 seconds, minutes, hours, days or whatever are finished in here.DsmUoR42I6YSPEMt Nice try though!
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Quote by roccotool
I don't really find that funny.



and you are surprised?
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Another good quote is from the movie Madagascar II


The Pilot says, "I have good news and bad news."


"The good news is, we will be landing soon....the bad news is, it will be a crash landing!"
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10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.
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Quote by Pixie
eye, toe, ear, lip, hip, arm, leg, rib, .....thats all I can think of. LOL


all of those plus jaw....still not 10 though...
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