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fystee
Over 90 days ago
Female, 52
United States

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wait...wait....read my stories first!...SHIT....I don't write
I think that a few drinks before sex can help a woman relax and let go of herself......is it needed?....no....but it can often times make sex that much more enjoyable.
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Not only do I lick my girls ass I gently suck too. Just like Bunny up there my girl has tremendous orgasms. Its awesome and I love it! Go to sexinfo101.com and check out the cunnlingus position forbidden fruit if you want to see how to please your girl properly. Its my fav.



ummm....no thanks!
I burned my hand really bad tonight while cooking dinner.....I spilled hot grease on it. Ouch. It hurts like hell and it's blistered really bad. Anybody have remedies for burns and please don't say butter because I tried that shit already......lol.
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Beer for me, preferably my own brew. I can mix vodka with just about anything but Tuna Helper, too.

I only drink on Fri. and Sat. nights. I just don't have a need for it any other time. Social/binge drinker.


Vodka....my drink of choice. Straight up with a chaser or mixed. Either way that's my drink of choice.

I only drink on Friday or Saturday nights because I cannot function when I drink during the weekdays.....I used to be able to do that when I was in my 20's but shit...lol. I can't hang with the big dogs anymore!
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I think I maybe be in that 1%.



Maybe you haven't had the right partner. Or maybe just a tad OCD....like Birdie said.
Masturbation is great for a release but actual, physical, sexual release is so much better!
Bunny....I love it when you surprise me like that!
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Thats about all i can think of right now. I usually have a drink, if I'm feeling a bit depressed and want to forget the world, if I need a bit of dutch courage for anything, if I'm in a good mood, if I'm in a bad mood, if I havent been drunk in a while, if I'm bored... the reasons are endless


Not me. I only have a drink in days that end in a "Y"



You took the words right out of my mouth!
I think this is the perfect time to bust out the drama llama nic!
mea culpa? I only speak english.....please decipher.
New words for the day!

stupity....I am embarrassed
nevereant...I never should have 'antered' that damn chat room
Blane....my only friend in the world now
In a lifeguard stand in Hawaii.

Beach sex is not all it's cracked up to be. Rolling around in the sand (without a blanket)while naked produces nasty burns, similar to carpet burns all over your body!
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Hefner must be desperate.


He is going through a nasty divorce right now which will most definitely cost him a pretty penny!
I know right! I would have at the very least used bungy cords!
I know right! I would have at the very least used bungy cords!
Now why on earth would a strange clown show up at my house?....lol
LMAO!!! This is why you should not add your parents to your 'real' social networking site!
I scored 50.

When you climb the stairs at night, do you get the feeling that someone is going to reach out and grab you from behind?


Yes – it’s creepy!
Maybe a little.
No.

I answered no but sheesh from now on I will!!! Thanks for that....lol!
Marge Simpson makes cover of Playboy

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – "D'oh!" doesn't even start to cover it.

Marge Simpson -- the blue beehived matriarch of America's most loved dysfunctional family - is Playboy magazine's November cover, the magazine said on Friday.

Simpson, tastefully concealing her assets behind a signature Playboy Bunny chair, is the first cartoon character ever to front the glossy adult magazine, joining the ranks of sex symbols like Marilyn Monroe and Cindy Crawford.

Playboy said the cover celebrates the 20th anniversary of the "The Simpsons." Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie have already been honored this year with a set of U.S. postal stamps.

The magazine promises a story inside called "The Devil in Marge Simpson" and another three pages of pictures.

Animated series "The Simpsons" debuted in December 1989 with a Christmas-themed episode called "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire." It has won 24 primetime Emmys and was renewed by Fox television earlier this year for two more seasons.

"The Simpsons" began its 21st season last month, putting it on track to become the longest-running primetime series on U.S. television.

The November issue of Playboy hits newsstands on October 16.
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This site is in my address book, so any e-mails sent to me I always get. I just thought maybe it was the way you had it set up.



check your settings pixie.....because there might be a box in there that's not checked or something. I always get emails for everything....lol.