I think that a few drinks before sex can help a woman relax and let go of herself......is it needed?....no....but it can often times make sex that much more enjoyable.
I burned my hand really bad tonight while cooking dinner.....I spilled hot grease on it. Ouch. It hurts like hell and it's blistered really bad. Anybody have remedies for burns and please don't say butter because I tried that shit already......lol.
Bunny....I love it when you surprise me like that!
I think this is the perfect time to bust out the drama llama nic!
mea culpa? I only speak english.....please decipher.
New words for the day!
stupity....I am embarrassed
nevereant...I never should have 'antered' that damn chat room
Blane....my only friend in the world now
In a lifeguard stand in Hawaii.
Beach sex is not all it's cracked up to be. Rolling around in the sand (without a blanket)while naked produces nasty burns, similar to carpet burns all over your body!
Now why on earth would a strange clown show up at my house?....lol
I know, those were my thoughts exactly rocco!
LMAO!!! This is why you should not add your parents to your 'real' social networking site!
I scored 50.
When you climb the stairs at night, do you get the feeling that someone is going to reach out and grab you from behind?
Yes – it’s creepy!
Maybe a little.
No.
I answered no but sheesh from now on I will!!! Thanks for that....lol!
Marge Simpson makes cover of Playboy
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – "D'oh!" doesn't even start to cover it.
Marge Simpson -- the blue beehived matriarch of America's most loved dysfunctional family - is Playboy magazine's November cover, the magazine said on Friday.
Simpson, tastefully concealing her assets behind a signature Playboy Bunny chair, is the first cartoon character ever to front the glossy adult magazine, joining the ranks of sex symbols like Marilyn Monroe and Cindy Crawford.
Playboy said the cover celebrates the 20th anniversary of the "The Simpsons." Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie have already been honored this year with a set of U.S. postal stamps.
The magazine promises a story inside called "The Devil in Marge Simpson" and another three pages of pictures.
Animated series "The Simpsons" debuted in December 1989 with a Christmas-themed episode called "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire." It has won 24 primetime Emmys and was renewed by Fox television earlier this year for two more seasons.
"The Simpsons" began its 21st season last month, putting it on track to become the longest-running primetime series on U.S. television.
The November issue of Playboy hits newsstands on October 16.
LOL....I hope it wasn't a boys bike!