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fystee
Over 90 days ago
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Cops: Woman fried, ate goldfish amid fight with ex
PASADENA, Texas – Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them. Pasadena police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times.
Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man reported on Saturday that the woman took the goldfish from his apartment.
Mitchell says the two argued earlier about some jewelry the man had given her but took back. She wanted the jewelry returned.
Officers who were dispatched to the woman's home arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three.
PASADENA, Texas – Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them. Pasadena police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times.
Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man reported on Saturday that the woman took the goldfish from his apartment.
Mitchell says the two argued earlier about some jewelry the man had given her but took back. She wanted the jewelry returned.
Officers who were dispatched to the woman's home arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three.
Good one!
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I say good for him! It would not have been any better if that fool had answered their phone though. Because that happened to me recently where we were watching a movie and there were like four people around us just yacking it up on their phones. I was so aggravated!
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Totally true story...lol
It was pouring down rain outside. I was messing around with my 10 year old son and tickling him. He said"STOP! mom I am going to pee my pants". So I stopped but he had a wet spot on the front of his jeans. I said " well that is from the rain" and he proceeded to say " no its not.....its warm.....feel it!"
needless to say I didn't feel it.....lol.....but it was funny.
It was pouring down rain outside. I was messing around with my 10 year old son and tickling him. He said"STOP! mom I am going to pee my pants". So I stopped but he had a wet spot on the front of his jeans. I said " well that is from the rain" and he proceeded to say " no its not.....its warm.....feel it!"
needless to say I didn't feel it.....lol.....but it was funny.
I feel really bad for you!
