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fystee
Over 90 days ago
Female, 52
United States

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Quote by MilfBeauty
Spagetti noodles round your nipples are also good especially when he sucks them by the end and they slide around your nipples as he takes them in


So they are COOKED spaghetti noodles....lmao! I was scared there for a little bit!
I scored 12....sheesh that was tough and not very fair I must admit....lol!
His videos are hilarious! He is such a crybaby girl though....lmao!
Quote by Guest
Wow that is crazy... I can see a few mistakes, sometimes I mess up, but enough is enough


If you don't like it curious then take your stories elsewhere!
Quote by nicola
Are you what, 14 years old or something?



lol.....just really desperate for attention! Or as Dur said retarded!
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Quote by ali2teaseu
I can't speak for gay men or lesbians, but for me losing my virginity involved vaginal intercourse. I even remember having given blowjobs to keep my boyfriend satisfied and my virginity intact. Go figure.


I think lesbians remain virgins their whole lifes unless a guy gets involved and then they're bi-.


Don't toys count for the lesbians? Surely it's going to break the hymen and give pleasure or whatever.
Quote by Ling-Li
My favorite word is, was, and always shall be... fuck.

It's the only word I know that can be used as a noun, verb and an adjective.

Gotta love multi-taskers!

Ling



LOL....and it just seems to flow so smoothly out of my mouth!
Your score is: 70

What does your score mean?


You're certainly guided by good intentions when it comes to the dating scene, and usually try your best to treat your dates with respect. They key word here is usually - you occasionally slip up and use slightly sneaky tactics to get your way. You would consider fibbing to get out a date if something better comes up, or date someone to get to their friend. While you try to maintain a certain level of decency, you secretly believe that all is fair in love and war. So when you need to get in the trenches, you do. There's no harm in this attitude, as long as you always try to do the right thing and avoid trampling on other peoples' hearts. As you well know, what goes around comes around.

That test is WRONG!!!! I am a terrific date!
Quote by sexplease
i`m glad there are women out there like "castlequeen" & "mmonroe" that are understanding. i had a mishap once as i put a condom on all of a sudden BANG! i came. & she was out the door before i had even pulled my jeans back up, the bitch! but with a little bit of practice everything is now fine. thank you ladies for your understanding.


nice av sexplease.......where did you get that pic?
WTG DB!!!! It's a hard, nasty habit to quit. Congrats for the gusto to stick with it!
Quote by q_and_a

Do not ask, 'Are you done?'


If I was done, you wouldn't have to ask! You would know by my animalistic screams or terrifying bites of the pillow!
Quote by Zafia
I don't cheat Fystee.....

Well then you are awesome!!!!
Your score is: 50


What does your score mean?


Your results showed that you are sometimes devoted, but other times you turn your back on loved ones... which is not necessarily a bad thing. Love is not blind for you, which means there is a certain line others can't cross and still expect to have your loyalty. You set boundaries, which sends the clear message that you won't put up with crap. This results in healthy devotion, as opposed to self-sacrificing submission. You've got a backbone and a heart

Seriously, who has built a shrine?
Your score is: 65

What does your score mean?


If rage and tranquility were countries, you'd be living on the border. From your answers on the test we can deduct that you have the occasional flare of temper, but are generally able to keep a lid on it. Perhaps there are certain situations that get your goat and bring out your angry side, or you simply wake up on the wrong side of the bed from time to time - and the world suffers the consequences! Whether these flashes of anger are a regular thing or not, you should consider the impact they might be having on your relationships and reputation. You don't want people fearing your wrath, do you? It's normal and even healthy to get angry, but freaking out over small things can only lead to trouble.

These tests are bogus....lol!
yummy....had grilled turkey breast.....with some mac n cheese and fried potatoes and green beans