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fystee
Over 90 days ago
Female, 52
United States

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from your wrist to your elbow is the same size as your foot! Go ahead and try it........its true!!!!!




holy shit! its true

ummm...ur middle finger shuld b about the same size as ur dick



I challenge that.. I have a middle finger, and no dick


LMAO!!!! I don't have a dick either! However, I could challenge it with the next dick that I happen to come across!
Quote by chefkathleen
I had a better conversation with that ad than with most of the guys on here… Oh wow, that’s sad!


ooo Burn to the guys!!!



Burn but true.....LOL!!
Sorry Cat! Hope all is well now!

Did somebody say free beer? woo-hoo! I am all there for some free beer!
Quote by Pudmeister
The first time I ever had real sex of course it was in a car. We were in high school and were parked at the normal spot at a dead end road where there was only a couple of houses. It was December and of course the windows were all fogged up. Right when we were actually doing it someone knocked on my drivers side window. I of course panicked and started the car to haul ass. I couldn't see because of the fogged front window and drove over somebodies mailbox. It turns out the person who knocked on my window was my best friend. He was going to park there that night too.



OMG!!!!! Is that picture a vagina with a ball? YUCK AND UGLY!!!!
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Yes, now the media will try to make money off this. Pathetic.

Oh and I am sure the media will have a hayday with this!
Quote by chefkathleen
That would scare me.


No doubt! That would totally scare the shit out of me....lol!
ok! Thanks for clearing that up for me (add tons of sarcasm)!
none of the above...thanks! I will leave all those tattoo spots open for pixie!
oh good lord......"don't ask"....sheesh...then why post?
from your wrist to your elbow is the same size as your foot! Go ahead and try it........its true!!!!!
because I think her life and death is being overshadowed by Micharl Jacksons death.
Robert Downey Jr. Is funny regardless of his life experiences and what he has dealt with.....he is still a funny guy!
The ABC song is the same tune as Twinkle Twinkle litttle Star
They really are depressing! WTF is going on? Sheesh! I mean enough is enough already!
Thanks for clearing that up for me Jason!
I have speluncked a time or two myself.....it's quite enjoyable!
It's sad that her life and death are being being demolished by the fact that Michael Jackson died the same day. She needs sooooo much more acknowledgement than he does and she is not getting it!
Quote by Pixie
It seems to be right on....

Sheesh Pixie.....where were you a few days ago when it was 17 hours off? OH SHIT! That's right, forgot you were on vacation during that time!.....ha ha
Quote by TheChrisJ
There's a game called strip Scrabble, in which after 5 minutes everyone is naked, because let's face it scrabble is hard.


There's a game called strip (insert game here)! It works every time guaranteed!
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I can't speak for everyone or anyone. But for myself I'll miss who he was. I personally hate White Michael Jackson. But black Michael Jackson was amazing. A little weird still, but we could overlook that..

:O did you even live when he was black?

lol no but I can still like a persons previous personality... like simple plan before they sucke-.....wait.... nope they always sucked.... okay bad example like kirstie allie when she wasn't fa-..... oh goddammit.



You are a funny one aren't you?....or just a dumbass?
went out to eat today because it was too fucking hot to cook anything! The buffet was good though!
I don't recall playing with a hat pixie! We always play cards......don't you remember....I taught you guys how to play quarters? Which turned into strip quarters! Which = a night of fun!
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Spelunking



WTF? Is this a new word?
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Strange though, the guy eating looks pretty skinny to me.


Most of the people who hold titles for eating tons of food all seem to look skinny.
To the "Bartender" T-Pain

Where do you buy your socks?
"Her home is clean, orderly and uncluttered. However, if she has small children living with her, messes caused by her kids are okay."
.....He was all serious until this point! The 'small' children point just kind of didn't sit right with me!

"She is single and available for dating and intimacy. " "she will be willing to travel the world with me, to appear on television with me, and to work with me"
...because all women with small children are capable of this!!!!


"If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!!"
....OMG!!!! Seriously!!!!

"But I'm funny! I will make you laugh... lots."
....and boy did he make me laugh; I almost wet myself reading that page full of crap!
That guy needs some serious help!
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Quote by roccotool
Mumbles, fystee burns the cereal, too.


I do not!!!! I just work alot of hours and cereal helps every now and then! I am a very good cook.....and mind you I get up every day at 4:30 am and cook my kids breakfast before I go to work!


Don't add too much vodka, Fystee.


Only enough to make them sleepy




.....Settle down; I am just kidding people!
Quote by roccotool
I was just teasing you, fystee.



Yes I know! Relax, I was just being hard on you!