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fystee
Over 90 days ago
Female, 52
United States

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Quote by Durrasch
Quote by fystee
I can totally lick my nose....my tongue is extremely long....lol.

You have to count to one thousand before the letter a is used.


Not if you say, as almost everybody does, "one hundred and one".



That doesn't count!
Quote by nicola
I'm sorry to inform you all, he died in 2001. Since then, it has been a look-a-like in his place.



LMAO!!!!!
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Quote by fystee
I LOVE your pic!


Thanks. It is a bit flattering.

Rumple Foreskin

Its cute!
the fireworks were only ok this year! nothing to write home about!
Shes your ex? She has no sex drive with you because she is knocking boots with somebody else.....get over it and move on.....sheesh! Thought that would be obvious!!!!!
Quote by stuart1975
1. Shania Twain
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Megan Fox
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Tiffany Amber Theissen
6. Claudia Schiffer
7. Kathy Ireland
8. Christie Brinkley
9. Heidi Klum
10. Scarlett Johansson


If I was a GUY...i would totally choose your list! Good choices!
Quote by nicola
I'd probably end up sitting on them getting into the car. I don't know how that happens.


LOL! That happens to all of mine too!
Quote by chefkathleen
Fystee, thanks for the irony, by the way. Love the idea of a thread to talk about something that you are sick of other people talking about!



Thanks for the both of you noticing....I love irony.....lol
Ribs on the grill for dinner...it is the 4th of July after all!
Happy 4th of July to all! Don't drink too much.....lol!
Your score is: 50

What does your score mean?

You seem to be bending the rules to fit your own ideas of dating etiquette. You may not even know what the rules are, or maybe you think they're a bunch of silly hogwash. Whatever the case, if you're using your head, congratulations are in order. Dating is not a clear-cut, follow-this-simple-recipe-and-you'll-find-the-love-of-your-life deal. Everyone has their own dating style; some women wouldn't date a man who doesn't open the door for them, other women would prefer starting on equal footing without any preferential treatment. Decide what is important to you, not to some experts, and stick to that. Eventually it'll pay off and you'll find someone who fits the bill. Good luck in the dating game!

Does that mean I am a good first date?.....lol.
Quote by techgoddess
Well Bat, I'd take you and Pixie and Rocco on a date...but you'd say it was an orgy since there'd be more than three of us....lol.


That would be quite a date! Jealous.....lol!
Quote by HoneyBee000
ohhhh what a typical man joke ha ha, I'm gonna have to either find or make up the eqivilant female jokes.


good luck with that....lol


Good one Bike!
Life is what you make of it. Whether you believe in God or not has no effect on the outcome of your life. We are all going to die at some point. Is there an afterlife? I highly doubt it but thats my opinion.
Quote by Pixie
What about other members? There are tons of cool people on here that just frequent the forums and do not write at all!


Very good point Pixie!!!
1. Ryan Gosseling
2. Johnny Depp
3. Will Smith
4. Usher
5. Josh Duhamel
6. Diddy
7. Jake Gyllenhaal
8. Ryan Phillipe
9. George Clooney
10. Brad Pitt
Quote by heartofdarkness
This lot are celebs to me
01. Zafia
02. techgoddess
03. ali2teaseu
04. rxtales
05. castlequeen
06. Catnip
07. Ling-Li
08. fystee
09. lexylove
10. O0ziiomara0O

(sorry rocco you almost made it, but mara's amy winehouse look threw it for her)



Thanks HOD! Glad I made your list.
I can totally lick my nose....my tongue is extremely long....lol.

You have to count to one thousand before the letter a is used.
Seriously! Enough is enough! I am tired hearing about it!....He is dead! Go on with your lives people!!!!!! Sheesh!!!!
Thanks for all that bs Durrasch....oh and for your input too!
Quote by Lil_Birdie
I made it to the end. It kept me mildly amused while I was at work yesterday. It kind of reminds me of the big red button.

Big Red Button


You must have a rough job.....lol!
Quote by nicola
First it's lawn mowers, now it's bulldozers.

Seriously!!!! What's next?
Tough crowd here! Sheesh! The man is dead....who cares whether what he advertised worked or not? Just show some respect people!