learn guitar
or
fuck everyone
or
don't smoke
or
future sucks
or
invent internet
or
don't marry
or
embrace bisexuality
i'll stop there, if i'd known at 18 that my life was going to pretty much suck after the age of 30 i would have taken the advice of the first, second and last suggestions and pursued a career in music, fucking myself into an early grave in the process with a life of sex and drugs and rock and roll before i was diagnosed with MS cheery bastard.