Such a shame as I thought it would be something special we could have between us, something no other girl has done for him before.
*shrugs*
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glossmylips
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 36
United Kingdom
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As with most everything, it's all in the introduction and delivery. You either own a smidgen of class/dignity or you pretend that you do. Who says she was fucking douchebags?
My point was, if she wasn't exclusively yours (although you call her your girlfriend...) why were you so obviously pissed/jealous the pizza guy came round with his junk out. It's obvious he's done it before, no?
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It's always been complicated. I like it that way.
So if she's getting dick from every douchebag on the planet why were you so pissed pizza boy wanted some pie?
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To my knowledge, no. When she wanted a piece of ass on the side, she'd either call me, or the divorced surgeon, the philandering attorney, or the retired baseball player. How I ended up in the rotation, is sort of beyond me.
Besides, Mr. Delivery guy was kind of a doofy looking dude who looked 15-20 years older than I bet he really was...& I believe he had been delivering to her, half a dozen times or so, that summer - while I was away at summer camp
She enjoyed fucking around, don't misunderstand me, Chef....but she was a bit of a sex-snob. No frick'n delivery drivers for her. Her sex partners were required to drive something that wasn't placarded with some corporate slogan or be utilized as a service vehicle.
So she's your 'girlfriend' yet you're 1 of 4....?!
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This is more of a whinge than anything else, but I am absolutely gutted. I wrote the poem 'I love' for my boyfriend, but when I plucked up the courage to finally show him he really wasn't impressed. I'm sure his reaction wasn't intentional, but he said it made him feel self concious and asked me if it was 're-fried' knowing I had dabbled in erotic lit before. I was so hurt he would even think this, completely dismissing every line being about the intimate moments we shared.
I guess some guys just aren't into it
I guess some guys just aren't into it
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This isn't one of them forums that has ban happy mods... Is it?
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I've never pissed on a guy (I would LOVE to though!) but I am a squirter =)
You've just given my fuel for my next story too, thank you!
You've just given my fuel for my next story too, thank you!