On Christmas Eve 2008, I went with my mom to my aunts house. She lives hours away, in a huge house. She recently divorced from her husband. She is my aunt on my moms side (moms sister). She was already drunk when we showed up at her house at around 7. She has blonde hair, and is physically fit. My cousins (her son and daughter) are there. My aunt, who's name in Michelle, would be on the show Real Housewives if they made o...