Why shouldnt women be in the army?
You give a woman a gun and she is just as good a killer as a man.
Metallica - "Nothing Else Matters"
When do we set sail cap'n?
In the name o' the wee man!
This customer died of heart failure as he left the cafe.
Its a toss up tween ali and lush herself!
I was told this in work the other day.
A woman comes home after a hard days shopping carrying a long box. Her husband says,
"Whats in the box"?
"Its a hedge trimmer, i saw it going for £4 and thought, thats a bargin!" said the wife
"Four Pound you said, thats not bad, all we need to do now is grow a hedge." said the husband.
Thats a true story, and the trimmer is still in its box.
I have more than one favorite film, so I picked from each genre:
Action: The Bourne Supremacy
Adventure: Last Of The Mohicans
Animation: Ice Age 2
Biography: Gods And Generals(basicly a bio of stonewall jackson)
Comedy: Blazing Saddles
Children's: Yellow Submarine
Crime: Goodfellas
Disaster: Armageddon
Drama: Juno
Fantasy: The 13th Warrior
Horror: 28 Days Later
Musical: I have yet to find one I can watch without eather falling asleep or putting my foot through the telly
Sci-Fi: Serenity
Thriller: The Getaway
War: The Train (subject to change without notice)
Western: The Good The Bad And The Ugly (Directors Cut)
Mystery: The Machinist
I'm with you all the way cat, I mean whats the suffering of one man, his wife and four children, compaired to the anguish that multi-millionare musicians suffer from losing a few quid?
Too late ling the cats out of the bag, so to speak.
.......so that would make zaf Donkey Kongs sub, right?
Well from the sounds of it your better off without him, anyway this means that you can find someone that deserves you.
"Dancing in the Dark" - Bruce Springsteen
Why are we running?
"Ghost Love Score" - Nightwish
One of the most Beautiful songs they have ever produced
You can have them at any time....but wouldnt you rather leave them off just now and come back to bed?
We gonna rock down to.."Electric Avenue" - Eddy Grant
Do you want to dance?
"Letter from America" - The Proclaimers
Where are you?
On "The Road to Hell" Chris Rea
How far will you go?
Cause...."You Know I'm No Good" - Amy Winehouse
Whats the worst that can happen?
rx wishes she was sindy so that people would stop trying to play with her
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!!!
I must have died and gone to heaven!!!!
(ok i'll turn the music down)
Who wouldn't?
Rx's pubes are made of candy floss
It was.."In The Court Of The Crimson King" - King Crimson
Whats that?
...NO! you can't use it as a scratching post!
to make sure that I ..."Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Baby" - Barry White
When will you score that goal?