the only thing that I have to add is a quote from the film Kingdom Of Heaven:
Hospitaller: I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here
[points to head]
Hospitaller: and here
[points to heart]
Hospitaller: and by what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.
I believe that this shows religion for what it truly is.
Gershon Kingsley - "Popcorn"?
Is that all your offering?
the only problem with this plan is that its all in a game on the internet and rx cant get the big rocket that shes after.
Chicken tikka masala, the only curry that was invented in glasgow.
Whats the worst chat-up line that youve ever used/had used on you or heard.
The worst one I’ve heard came from a friend who shall remain nameless.
The two of us were in a pub before a very important football match (for the yanks, that’s soccer), when my mate happened to spot a group of ladies sporting the opposing teams colours. Being the gents that we were we thought that we should introduce ourselves. So over we walked, and I start with:
"Hello ladies.....can we get you a drink?" that went down fine, a few saying yes.
My mate said "I see that you’re all Partick fans then"(patently obvious from the tops worn) again a few yeses, so he suddenly hits out with:
"So how would you like to get humped along with your team?"
At that point we all sort of looked at him as if he'd sprouted three heads, and after apologising to the traumatised ladies I left and went to the game.
Another jem from chefs home videos
thanks chef that i'll come in handy.
you didn't say that last night!
Spaghetti with a tuna bolognese sauce and garlic bread.
A traditional scottish meal.
"Vera" - Pink Floyd
What will happen to her?
WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!(splooosh)
5000 distance, speed 400 (terminal velocity)
Just the..."Summer Sunshine - The Corrs"
What game are we playing?
bring it on cat!!
I've got my very own killer labrador ready and waiting!RRRRRUUUUFFFF!!!!
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
From serenity.
I dont know about a boob, but I have been called a useless tit now and again
I was in class early and while waiting in the class fell asleep ,so some bright spark thought it was a good idea to throw a coat over me, next thing I know I was buried under two dozen coats. I'll say this it was good camoflage!
Dammmm! you were just stringing me along then?
brilliant! I want to know who writes this pish!
You think they could write some for me?
Nice Guys Finish Last - Greenday
Do you think you need one?
DB for a yank you wach a lot of british TV!
ha! caught you at last mara!
ahhh......Now I know what cat was up to on that other thread lastnight.......
*Slips away to get his shotgun*
I like anything with you on it, Baby!
Your a "wipeout" - Beach boys
How do you look out of it?
