I've heard that there should be a new Wonder Boy in Monster World and I would love to play that. It was one of the first games I ever played and when I finally beat it 19 years later it was an incredible relief.
A reimagining that combined the Perfect Dark and No One Lives Forever games would be incredibly welcome to me. A mostly-serious, partly-parody spy-based FPS (think three parts James Bond, one part Austin Powers) where you play as an ass-kicking woman with gadget heels and hacking devices in her makeup compact would certainly stand out among the current selection of games. It's a real shame that they never made a third installment of either franchise.
Personally, I love it. Bite 'em, pinch 'em, twist 'em, lick 'em, suck 'em, or do whatever your creative mind can come up with.
I feel like it is always changing but if I could pick a several I would go with:
Mike Birbiglia
Jim Gaffigan
John Mulaney
Gabriel Iglesias
Chris Rock
Dave Chapelle
Bernie Mac
Russel Brand
Eddie Murphy
Hands down. Never had anyone make me laugh as hard as these guys.
Funniest male comic I ever saw in concert was Bill Cosby but I won't name him because.. well, you know...
Absolutely! In fact, that naked contact makes for some of the best cuddling there is. It is inherently intimate romantic, intoxicating even. Plus if you don't wind up having sex I can't think of many better ways to foster that insatiable sense of anticipation than coming that close to doing the deed but holding back.
I had received CDs as gifts from my friends and parents growing up and had also borrowed a few here and there. As such, it's tough to recall my 'first', the first one that I purchased from the store myself. If I had to guess though it would be Creed - My Own Prison. Not the coolest of choices, I know, but I was 13 and I wound up listening to the shit out of that album.
The Offspring
I really can't wait until their next album.
I really don't like to name favorites as they seems to always change. However, right off of the top of my head and in no particular order:
- Beerfest
- Swingers
- Cashback
- Superbad
- Jerry Maguire
- The Replacements
- It Happened One Night
- Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
I suppose my education with sex wasn't too different from that of most people. School was where things began, which was largely STDs=bad and you're-gonna-get-pregnant, but I feel like the internet did a good job filling in the rest. By the time I actually did have sex I knew the risks and dangers but also (kinda) knew about erogenous zones, different positions, and the importance of foreplay. However, I didn't get better or do any serious learning until I managed to practice... over and over and over. Having an eager-to-teach partner is a must.
Truthfully, the appeal of London, to me, is no different than most places in Europe. The history, the architecture, the art, and the food are all of the variety that would pique my wanderlust. I wouldn't single out London as my number one destination but I wouldn't scoff at it either. However, when I think of London I think of Big Ben so that would be first on my list of sights to see (after doing the typical tourist Abbey Road thing because why the hell not).
I bite my fingernails and leave my dirty socks and underwear on the bathroom floor after showering (there is not a hamper in the bathroom).
It's inconsistent in force and distance to say the least. There have been times that I've shot 'blanks' (little to nothing came out) and times I've hit myself in the chin while sitting up. A number of factors are at play (how turned on I am, how long it's been, how I've been feeling, what I've been eating, what I've been drinking, etc) but on average it's between a foot and a trickle, usually around several inches.
For most day-to-day things I like a good pair of Vans. They go with just about everything, from jeans to slacks. If I need something a little more rugged I'll turn to my steel-toed Ariats.
I have bought a vibrator for just about every girlfriend I've ever had. It's a gift that is a bit intimidating to give but I've never had a single complaint.
As every year passes and I slowly (but not slowly enough, I'm starting to realize) grow older, my birthday starts to mean less and less to me. Don't get me wrong, it is always awesome to have someone, even a stranger, wish me a happy one when the day does come. However, as long as I got a card or a phone call from my family, I'm good. Everything in addition to that is nice and truly appreciated but far from necessary. I would never even consider unfriending someone over something so insignificant to me but I suppose the day might mean more to other people.
Other than bumping the thread with a comment to bring it back to the front page, really the only thing one can do is give the thread a great start. An eye-catching title/topic and a first-post that sets the mood and inspires discussion is really the best thing that I believe could be done. I skip over many threads either because the name doesn't pique my interest or when I do open and read it, it's nothing but terse responses or person after person basically saying the same things over and over again.
For example
1)
Topic: What do you like to do on the weekend?
First post: I like to hike. Anyone else have favorite trails or other activities?
2)
Topic: Weekend Hikes, Favorites and Tips
First post: I love to go hiking on the weekend, mostly easier trails that I can knock out in a short afternoon but occasionally I'll take on an all day trek. I'm curious if anyone else prefers the quicker, stop-and-smell-the-roses kind or has advice to tackle the behemoth trails.
I know that I certainly would rather spend time in thread two verses thread one, even though both could lead to the exact same discussions.
I recently made a point to try and quit soda but Crystal Pepsi is up there for me. Never had it before last year and was hooked immediately. It also makes for a great tasting and clear-colored Cuba Libre when mixed with some white rum.
It's really tough for me to pick a favorite category but masturbation stories are hard ones for me to ignore. There's just something about it, especially when they are just overcome and can resist indulging.
I really, really hate having to clean up after a pet. It's the unfortunate reality of having one so it's a burden I place on myself and the pros completely outweigh the cons but my god do I hate it.
1) I fall asleep to YouTube. I tried for years to not make a habit out of it but failed seeing as I do so most nights. Those times I forget to plug in my phone before drifting off are always bummers the next morning, especially if I don't grab my charger on the way to work.
2) I'm a gamer with several hundred physical copies in my collection, ranging from the early 80's to current titles across multiple consoles and computers. It's taken me years to accumulate everything and, despite owning more games than I could possibly ever play to 100% completion, I continue to add to the shelves at a pretty regular pace. Knowing this, however, I loan, trade, and sell them rather freely so long as they are going to someone who appreciates the medium.
3) I have two cats, a brother and sister from the same litter (he was the biggest, she was the runt). I took them in after someone dropped off a pregnant cat at a rescue and there simply wasn't enough room for all of the newborns.
No, that's never happened to me. Although, I did once walk in on a girlfriend masturbating which was pretty hot and that did lead to her and I having sex.
I don't have any but I've thought about it. The idea of getting a Lorum piercing greatly intrigues me, as does one or two other possibilities.
"Oh screw the neighbors."
*bed creaking intensifies*
"Fuck I'm gonna cum if you keep doing that."
*her continuing to do that* (not that I'm complaining)