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hopp3r
1 week ago
Straight Male, 37
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When I was a horny teenager with no options, I did some weird shit with my dick but never fucked a fruit. To each their own though.
I used to get them all the time in college during class. A big lecture hall and some old dude at the front scribbling numbers on the board. I think perhaps it was because I was bored and tired and it was just my body's way of keeping me from falling asleep. Nowadays I get them in work meetings and I'm sure it's for a similar subconscious purpose.
There are a few women, all online friends, with whom I share all sorts of intimate details of my sex life. I have found that they a great source of information about how to make improvements and get creative with none of the pressure that comes when there is actual intimacy. Recently, one even gave me some excellent advice about trying something new and thanks to her tips it went better than I could have possibly imagined.
I prefer a pussy that is shaved or trimmed. It makes things easier on me when giving oral.
Bar/Club:
Get hot and bothered while dancing out on the floor only to escape to a supply closet or the like for some quick, heat-of-the-moment passion.

University Library:
Sneak into some corner of the stacks and quietly get it on, stifling ourselves as to not alert the focused studiers and readers well within earshot.

Rooftop:
Fully out of sight except to the open sky above but fully listening to the loud hustle and bustle of the crowd just a few stories below, perhaps peeking over the edge every so often to catch a glimpse of the unaware people.

Elevator:
Pull the switch to take it out of service and go to town, resuming operations after, the comers and goers none-the-wiser to what had previous taken place.
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Excellent choice! Although personally it's 'Duel of the Fates' that is pretty much forever stenciled on to my brain.
Andrew WK - Party Hard

It was the first song I learned how to play on guitar (mostly) by ear and ended up self-discovering power chords as a result.
"Secretary"
If you're in to dominant/submissive storylines with the sex scenes to match, this should be right up your alley. Although, come to think of it, there really isn't that much sex, just lots of kinky... well... you've got to see it to understand.

"Bound"
Also a great movie with an incredibly hot sex scene towards the start although there isn't much of anything all that kinky beyond one of them getting tied up for a good part of the movie (not in a sexual way though).
I think I would have remembered hearing about something as bizarre as that.

I change mine around a bit but at the moment this is what I'm rocking.
I agree with what has been said. Being too still/quiet or talking about things unrelated to sex can be serious mood killers. Falling asleep while giving a handjob is also something I've had happen to me that was pretty frustrating.
If someone is going to dedicate a date on the calendar to giving a guy a blowjob he should at least meet the giver halfway. Pineapple Juice and BJ day would be more on the money.
I prefer a moaner as to me it sounds like singing. There is something beautiful about those involuntary sex noises and gasps that makes it so I can never get enough. However, screams are wonderful in their own right, enthusiastic oohs and awes like the roar of a cheering crowd.

But it's really all academic as ideally she will most likely be biting on to something (her hand, her finger, me, the bedsheets, etc) to try and stifle herself. Those muffled sounds of pleasure and enjoyment are my absolute favorite.
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I have a question if anyone can answer please?

Is it true what I heard that someone here who lived in England and always kept the pics of herself updated, that someone else here used her pictures to find out where she lived and went to her home, and killed her?

I don't know of such a thing happening and I seriously doubt that it has. That being said, someone totally can track you down through your photos. It recently happened to a friend of mine on Tumblr (her and her husband would post adult selfies and videos) and while they didn't visit her in person, they sent her a message with her home address and a bunch more personal information. The way she was exposed was through the geotagging on her photos so if you want to keep your identity a secret from strangers, turning off that feature on your phone or camera would be the first step. I believe most modern devices have this quality enabled by default so make sure to conciously disable it to prevent someone from download the pictures and looking at the file details.

Beyond that, unless you have a landmark outside your window or something, I imagine that it's damn near impassible to locate someone through a selfie alone.

Oh, and congrats on the post-count milestone.
Jack White
He's capable of making the most complicated riffs and licks sound simple until one actually attempts to play them. The way he can jump from rock, to punk, to folk, to classical is inspired.
I'm a pisces but I only know that thanks to an ex girlfriend who was really into it (she was an aries if that means anything to anyone). I don't put any thought into it beyond looking up my horoscope when I come across that page in the newspaper. It's something I find fun to think about.
There's a house here in town that looks like castle and lists for nearly a million online. I'd start off by purchasing that thing in cash.
My personal preference is a mouthful to a handful but I'll take any size or shape so long as I like to which they are attached.


Natalie Portman - I grew up on Star Wars
Anna Paquin is a close second.
I still have messenger but rarely use it because there is very seldom someone else on. Same goes for AIM. These days it seems that everyone uses or a proprietary service, like Tumblr DMs or Facebook.
Absolutely! If a good story is sexy enough, it's crazy to think that it's not putting its readers in the mood. A little solo-play should not only be expected, but I imagine it's encouraged by every author.
I normally don't have time in the morning to apply aftershave but when getting ready for a special occasion, I never forget to apply some.
I love to hear about past experiences because I like a woman that embraces her sexuality. It's fun to hear about the times she really enjoyed and taking notes.
I've only ever regretted having sex while in the act if I came to realize part way through that we wouldn't be able to finish, be it due to time or other factors.
Not in the slightest. Sometimes you just know there's something there and don't want to wait. Other times you just want to have a little fun and see where it goes. In my opinion the real test is if the guy likes her enough to ask her out on a third date and if and only if she accepts.
I like being called 'Daddy' (or even 'papi') but not for any sort of /roleplay reason. In my mind it's word that I associate with an authority figure, in the same vein as 'sir' or 'mistress' for women. It's got a certain ring to it with two staccato syllables. However, it's not my favorite thing to be called in the heat of the moment and most of my enjoyment comes from her enjoyment of using it.
I first discovered that I liked reading sex stories after stumbling upon erotica websites like SoloTouch and Literotica. Things didn't really take off until I went on a business trip to the middle east and found out that most of the internet was blocked and porn of any kind was completely unavailable. After a few months of browsing around on my Kindle I managed to find some adult titles that piqued my interest and things just took off from there. Kept reading even once I returned to the states and haven't fully stopped yet.
I bit the bullet after two years and finally used a picture of myself as my avatar. I figured that if I managed to stick around for this long and post as much as I have in the forums, let alone the conversations I've had with people, that I might as well show myself if even only a little.
I'm a huge fan of hand jobs. I swear that they are underrated and a good one can make my eyes roll back and moan like I'm hypnotized in seconds. It's also a fantasy of mine to have a threesome with two women...

That being said, a blowjob or a two-woman handjob?
Blowjob.
Blowjob, hands down.
I don't know that I have a favorite way but certainly my most frequently used method is lying on my bed, watching a little porn propped up on the nightstand. It's a great way to fall asleep and there are worse ways to start the day I suppose, haha.