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hopp3r
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Straight Male, 37
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Paige. Both are sexy as hell but she has a more innocent-looking face which makes for a nice sweet-and-sour combo with a killer body like that.
Meghan, but only by a little.
Kate is far superior when it comes to pulling off the look with a stylish hat. She’s had more experience though so it makes sense.
Warp Drive.
It’s the obvious answer from a scientific and engineering perspective. Plus it has major significance in terms of the Star Trek canon.
Guys are visual so it’s understable that many if not most would enjoy looking down and watching the moment of release (when able).
Earl Gray mostly.
An ex girlfriend once told me that I have the blandest and least adventurous tastes when it comes to tea.
My grandparents smoked heavily so I have nostalgia for it all. I don’t mind the smell and figure that if an adult chooses to smoke, despite the health warnings, then it is their decision to do so.

I don’t vape or anything but I see vaping to be in the same vein as everything else so I don’t mind it. Personally, I can understand the mindset that it looks doucey but really I think it’s that some doucey people vape in doucey ways and, as a result, throw the rest of vape users under the bus. The majority are pretty considerate and rather subtle about it all. In my mind, your average person vaping is about as cool or annoying as JFK smoking a cigar.
It’s hard to name a single one but high up on the list would be any and all of the times during sex where simultaneous orgasms were achieved.

Come to think of it, most if not all of those times were in the missionary position. Hmm... I may need to rethink my preference for coming in from behind.
I don’t often dream about sex; they are usually far more disjointed and abstract. I would say that my average dream involves some sort of dilemma where either I’m trying to figure out how to handle things yet no one is helping or I’m trying to keep things secretive for whatever reason (like I’m naked or I accidentally caused the dilemma). When I do dream about sex, it tends to involve people that I personally know, most of whom I’ve never slept with, although the sex is always wonderful. It can be a little awkward to wonder what it means, like “am I secretly into this person?” or what have you, but by the end of breakfast I’m typically over it.
Weird Good: Wet Hot American Summer
Weird Bad: Crank 2 - High Voltage
Weird Confusing: Donnie Darko (they had to make up their own mythos and science babble to explain the events of the film, yes I’ve read up on all of it)
When I think of “my home town”, the place that comes to mind would be Bremerton, WA. I don’t expect most people to have any idea where that is so I just say that I’m from Seattle. Truthfully, I haven’t resided there since a period of months after college while I looked for a job (and haven’t been a resident of that state since 2009 so I could get in-state tuition in Montana) but it’s where my immediately family still lives. It’s where I grew up and where most of my childhood friends have put down roots (well, those that didn’t permanently hop the ferry over to Seattle). Plus it’s where I try to celebrate as many Christmases and Thanksgivings as I can.

My home (and specifically the house that I own) is way out in North Dakota but I wouldn’t consider this to be my home town. I love it here but I am definitely a transplant through and through. Perhaps in a decade I’ll feel differently and call this “my home town” but certainly not at the moment.
I’ve found that each hand provides its own touch. One is more gentle and better at being delicate, the other is more inclined for a firmer grip and faster motion. This could be tied to the fact that I write with my right hand but I throw/bat/swing with my left (I call it being right handed but left armed). Depending on what I’m craving for will determine which one I use and when, often starting with one and finishing with the other (although not always in the same order).
No, I find the work I do to be meaningful, important, and satisfying. It’s not a cakewalk but I take solace in the fact that is a job that needs to be done by someone and that most people couldn’t perform it or, if they can, probably wouldn’t.
(Without going into specifics, I’m in regulatory enforcement: safety and industry rules/standards. It’s basically like being a work-place referee.)

Some days, I do hate some of the people though.
Beer.
But it depends on the setting and the situation. I try and drink to match my surroundings instead of sticking to the same old routines.
I watched it and saw practically every ending within a two hour window. It was entertaining but I wasn’t really blown away by it. To be honest, I started to get a headache towards the end, watching the same dream sequence and dead-body troubles over and over. Part of the issue for me was that I managed to get the ‘good’ ending pretty quickly after I agreed to talk to the therapist about the mom so all further attempts were me being scolded to “try again” even though I already knew what choices to make.

Personally, I didn’t care for much of the fourth-wall and meta references as there wasn’t anywhere to go with them in the story and they all ran into bad endings or were the result of bad endings. It was a cleaver gimmick, I’ll give them that, and it made me exctied the first or second time I ran into it. By the tenth it was just an indication to me that I was on the wrong path or it was awknowldging/scolding me for being on a redo because I screwed up earlier.

One of my regular activities is to watch tech videos on YouTube, especially when it comes to how older technology worked. When I made it to the “secret ending” (not a secret ending really, just get the “good” ending and sit through the credits) I immediately recognized the weird noises as computer code as heard from a cassette data drive. I don’t have the necessary technology to analyze the audio inputs but fortunately other people have already posted the results. It takes you to a webpage where you can play the computer games from the film/episode so in that regard it reminded me quite a bit about the contest after the release of Ready Player One (the excellent book not the mediocre movie).

I think there is potential with this concept but I’m not holding my breath.
- spooning
- holding hands
- having bite marks being left from my ears to my chest
In doses ranging from small to large, slutty behavior can be an incredible turn on. To call something ‘slutty’ can be construed as a compliment, depending on the context.

It becomes a turn off when that behavior goes so extreme as to come off as desperate, as if one is only trying to see how much attention they can get, or sad, such as someone using sex to avoid dealing with a more serious problem. If I’m not attracted to the person in question, slutty behavior can also be off-putting past a certain threshold (although this is clearly a case-by-case situation up to the whim of the eye of the beholder).
To be honest, all of my best experiences and memorable successes have been when they approached me and made a move. I guess mine is to be myself and wait.
More or less. There isn’t much that I ask for so I’m rarely disappointed. I just like the surprise of opening a gift, regardless of the content.
I've only ever experienced it once. Loved it. Would love to experience it more but I'm still content.
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I bet underneath it all they are the wildest of all! Haha

Ahh, we can only hope. More than a few are incredibly cute so it’s a fun thought.
American, northwestern
Think ‘radio broadcaster’ but with a base layer of west-coast surfer and a sprinkle on top of midwestern ohsureyabetcha.

Example: “Dude, lets go up north to the boat show, for sure!”
[DOOOOOD, leZ GO(ah) uh-P norT Tu the BOw-t Sho-wa, fer sherrr]
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Obviously I can't speak on behalf of all women but I think it you'd be surprised! I know fifty shades isn't exactly porn but look at how nuts women went over that? Granted not everyone is gonna enjoy kink and hard-core porn but every woman I know is a complete minx so I would have to disagree and say I think women do enjoy porn... or is that just me and my filthy mind?

It sounds to me like I would like to meet your friends! Haha, but perhaps you are right that porn isn’t just limited to the ‘Brazzers’ variety. Good girls like sex too, afterall. It may just be that my experience unfortunately seems to be comprised mostly of female friends who are of the more timid or reserved types.
“How did you learn to dance that well?”
- the bridesmaids (me: the best man)
If she is attractive, absolutely.
If I’m not that into her, not so much.
It’s basically the same rules as cleavage.
Not only is it a turn-on if a woman likes to enjoy porn, I’m always curious to know what she is watching. When I find that I like it as well, it’s always hotter to have someone with whom to gush over all of the sexiness.

If you ask me, not enough women enjoy porn, or so it seems. Women are half of the population after all.
MEDIATOR (INFP -A/-T)

68% Introverted
83% Intuitive
61% Feeling
81% Prospecting
68% Turbulent

Meh, more or less. I’m definitely more analytical than these results imply but I’m also ever the schemer and daydreamer. This is appearantly the personality trait of poets so I’ll take that knowledge and smile, pleased.
I would like to see someone step-up and create something to fill the adult-void that Tumblr is leaving behind but I’m not holding my breath. The convinence and ease-of-use that they developed isn’t going to be something so easily imitated. However, I’m hopeful that perhaps such a thing is already out there and I just need to find it.
Since it’s a picture of me, yes, I would assume so.
Although it would probably take a minute or two before one realized it was me.