I usually work on my birthday. Even if it’s the weekend I still somehow seem to get roped into some Saturday overtime situation. The only times that I can recall not working on my birthday were when I was in school (high school, college) or when I happened to be in between jobs.
I never visited the place but back when I lived in Wyoming, there was an adult video store just off of the freeway. Apparently they had booths in the back for watching movies by the minute, booths which had linking glory holes between them. A guy I met on a job site once told me that it got crowded around lunch time as different business professionals would go in to let off steam on their lunch break, half of them walking out after with circle-imprints around their mouths.
So yes, they definitely exist although it’s doubtful that there are many if any like the ones seen on PornHub.
Damn, I missed out on this. Guess I need to just keep drinking between now and next year.
Fucking/Pussy
Don’t get me wrong, I love to be teased and brought right up to the edge of orgasm under someone else’s command. Hand jobs and blow jobs are perfect for this. But my favorite memories are those where I was the one in control, going hard across that finish line and in any which way I pleased.
-Compilations
-Instructional (JOI or cock hero)
-Amateur/Homemade (even the 'fake amateur' is fun)
-Something with a story, even if it's cheesy
I don’t particularly care about brand names in terms of fashion, with the only exception being with underwear as I find the off-brand stuff to feel so cheap and uncomfortable. Plus, there’s a certain quiet confidence that comes from knowing that underneath one’s clothes, one looks good and stylish. When I do gravitate towards particular brands, it’s for their durability or performance. My work and workout clothes tend to favor the same companies over and over, especially when it comes to footware, be it steel-toed boots or racing flats.
I have zero issue with fashion brands and if I like it, I don’t have any problem with wearing a giant logo. I just don’t gravitate towards them or put much stock into them.
I haven’t (and probably never will) but a friend of mine did while he was down in Nevada. From what he’s told me, the experience sounds like it was pretty ‘meh’.
Warped Tour
So quite a few bands and performers.
Imagine how a clit feels as it becomes more pronounced and eager to be touched, the arousal growing and the urge for orgasmic relief building up. Picture that feeling but stretch it out over a rod.
A finger is pretty similar in terms of the concentration of nerve endings. Sensation is everywhere but the top feels different and less sensitive than the underside. The strongest sensitivity is towards the tip.
Combine the first and second parts and that’s probably the simplest way that I can explain it.
A fresh blade in the razor, the hot water from the shower, and a little flexibility has usually worked fine for me with keeping things looking clean down there.
Back before it was a derogatory term, I used to call my ex girlfriend "snowflake". She was a ski instructor, she gave me ski lessons for our first date (after meeting online), and was obsessed with artwork depicting snowscapes and winter scenes. Plus she was pretty and petite, much like a delicate snowflake.
She called me "jellybean' but for reasons I can't recall. I don't believe that I ever questioned it.
Other names, with her and other girls, were and have been all of the standard fare: sweetheart, babe, hun. They're pretty interchangeable from her to me and vice versa.
"Princess" and "stud" come to mind as well but are usually reserved for the bedroom or flirty texting.
Mr. Goodbar
I know that sounds like a double entendre but I swear that it isn’t.
I lose interest immediately if there is degrading talk said in a way that is attempting to be ‘funny’ or over the top. It’s one thing if it’s part of scene, part of the role play within the fantasy (e.g. boss scolding an employee, teacher scolding a student), but it’s another thing entirely to see some friendly-looking gal be casually called a “fuck pig” while she awkwardly tries to laugh it off and bro-dudes high five each other off camera. Videos where the camera-man narrates and ‘negs’ the performer into taking off her clothes I would also put into this category.
I would like to see this concept explored but instead of different outcomes the choices dictate whose perspective a story is seen from. It could even be like Roshomon where events look completely different depending on whose perspective is being used, leaving the audience to interpret what the ‘true’ nature and sequence of events were. I’m picturing something maybe in line with the accident investigation from Crocodile but without the cripplingly depressing story and ending.
Baby Shark
I feel myself losing IQ points every time my nieces put it on.
But maybe that’s how my parents felt about Happy Happy Joy Joy back in the day.
I started the series about a month ago and finished it a few weeks ago. It’s clever, creative, and kept my attention and interest from episode to episode.
Unfortunately, I really didn’t care for the way in which nearly every episode had some sort of meloncholic twist. The ‘happiest’ ones even aren’t all that happy although a few come close. I found that some have satisfying endings but others don’t. Comparisons to The Twilight Zone are what first drew me in and while the original series didn’t have a perfect track record (some episodes are garbage e.g. I Sing the Body Electric - an episode which gets included in every compilation because it was penned by Ray Bradbury despite being a boring mess of a story) it holds up over half a century later. I don’t think the majority of Black Mirror will be able to stand up to the same test of time.
A few episodes are particularly brilliant (The Waldo Moment, Hated in the Nation, USS Callister) but there are more that I didn’t care for and had no characters of redeeming quality (White Bear, White Christmas, Shut Up and Dance, Crocodile) which has sullied my perception of the show as a whole. Still, I can promise that I’ll be among the first to watch season 5.
I keep things trimmed and when I have the time to do it properly, go completely shaved. It feels cleaner and it looks better to me. Plus, in the summer heat, all that hair can be a gross sponge for sweat.
Although, I’m never sure what to do with the upper and inner thighs. Fade/trim the hair out towards the center?
Of the options presented: snow.
It’s simple (off-white but not quite off-white) and serves as an excellent color balance when shooting film or video. As it is a little warm, when using it as a balance base it casts a nice cool tone over the scene, apt for the name.
Plus I love to enjoy the outdoors when it is snowing.
To be perfectly honest, I’ve lost track, haha. The majority, no, but many, yes.
If you find any one in particular to be an especially sexy and entertaining story and you know for sure that I’ve read it, I think you’re safe to assume the affirmative.
Hmm... I was wondering what was going on with all of this. I guess now would be a good time for me to get caught up on Netflix as it is, haha.
An ex girlfriend was house sitting for the city police chief, mostly just coming by a few times a day to check on their dogs. They had a hot tub so she invited me over to partake while they were out of town. We ended up naked and, a short time later, having sex. Seeing as the hot tub was off their back deck, it’s a wonder how the neighbors didn’t hear us.
The funny thing is that being hard and being turned on are two different things that don’t always imply the other. Case in point: morning wood.
On a scale of one to ten, I’m turned on to a full ten while going down on a gal. It’s impossible not to be.
However, hardness, while it likely will be a ten as well, may only be half-mast. Although a ‘returned-favor’ from her will even that scale quickly.
The beautiful thing about America is that everyone has the ability to become president. The fact that a man with no prior political experience (and one who spent less on his campaign than his democratic opposition) has taken the highest office proves that point.
Can Kanye West be president? Absolutely! Will he? Extremely unlikely. An outsider taking over the highest position in the country will continue to be the usual exception to the rule, not the new normal.
When it’s cold (like it is currently), I tend to wear a t-shirt and sweat pants. Unfortunately, I left them on the floor and my dog decided to turn them into a chew toy so now it’s just a t-shirt and boxers (aka the summertime look).
