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hornyirishman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
United States
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Nope I wouldn't buy but I would sell him. 50 Going once ...... Twice ......
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Angie is actually a Franciscan Monk sitting high atop a monastery tower.
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AD has to arrange each of his balls perfectly before leaving the house but comes back four times throughout the day to check if they've moved.
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She went searching for another game and wanted to play ping pong with my balls!
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Honestly the biggest turnoff for me is a woman who doesn't make an effort to make herself look good (hair and make-up) So many times I see people walk out of the house like they just woke-up. ABSOLUTE TOTAL TURNOFF!
What's the first thing you notice when gazing upon the opposite sex?
What's the first thing you notice when gazing upon the opposite sex?
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Yes should be Friday already.
TPBM is happy tomorrow is Humpday and all down hill from there.
TPBM is happy tomorrow is Humpday and all down hill from there.
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Only when wearing a kilt.
TPBM is attracted to men in kilts.
TPBM is attracted to men in kilts.
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Blames Trinket for being so sexy and causing me to be horny all the time.
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Have sex in public
Is having exhibitionist sex a fantasy for you?
Is having exhibitionist sex a fantasy for you?
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Has her iPod set to shuffle mode even though she only downloaded and installed one song.
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Blames Trinket for changing her avatar for the 100th time since I've known her.
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Nope not into the whole choking thing.
Do you intentionally walk around naked in your home with the blinds/curtains open hoping to get caught?
Do you intentionally walk around naked in your home with the blinds/curtains open hoping to get caught?
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Yes that sounds great!
TPBM has eaten food at a highway truck stop.
TPBM has eaten food at a highway truck stop.
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Is affectionately known in these parts as "Truck Stop Molly" but all she wants is a shrubbery.
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Correct I would rather watch hockey.
TPBM loves the Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Team.
TPBM loves the Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Team.
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Because it been a lazy day and I didn't feel like getting dressed.