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Waits eagerly outside the Naval Base for the sailors to come out.
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hornyirishman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
United States
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Innocent
Have you ever stolen a man's shirt so you could have his scent nearby?
Have you ever stolen a man's shirt so you could have his scent nearby?
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Blames Angie for putting a motor and wheels under the bed and causing AL to get motion sickness.
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Has taken many sailors into her mouth. (Sorry Angie you left yourself wide open for that one)
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Is a closet kleptomaniac and serial hoarder of stolen wares
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No I never have, unfortunately. Although I have been a part of a large group, just never had more than one partner.
Ever have group sex?
Ever have group sex?
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Bans Angie for confusing the blaming forum and the banning forum.
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I would love to. However I know she wouldn't be happy about it so I'll just come in tuck her in and give a kiss on the forehead and tell her to sleep well. 
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Give her a hug and a kiss and probably transfer some money from my account to hers to cover the checks she's written.
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I would say fuck but I know I'm not what she's looking for, so I offer a friendly hug and kiss the cheek instead.
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Guilty as charged. Me and my gf at the time, we were in the middle of probably 50 couples.
Have you ever had sex outside?
Have you ever had sex outside?
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I googled "Dinosaurs Were" and found a link to a facebook page revealing that dinosaurs were invented by the CIA to discourage time travel.
I had no idea about this!
I had no idea about this!
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Gift her a subscription to a quarterly magazine, "Ectoplasmic Breakthrough" , because she secretly wants to be a Ghost Buster.
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Umm no wrong on the female part.
TPBM has big plans for Monday.
TPBM has big plans for Monday.
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Broke into the Vidal Sassoon Lab and mixed the ingredients in the wrong order causing my hair to fall out.
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Has a stolen collection of prosthetic limbs in her closet.
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John you left out the part where someone says "Oh yes right there" followed by an uncomfortable silence.
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Is the height checker at the Amusement park and takes pleasure in denying short people access.