Nope someone poured beer on it last night so I need to get a new one which takes care of the volume issue. So slide over my dear.
Drove the tour bus of midgets to the everglades and left them there to start a midget colony.
Yes I would if Angie would allow me.
I've never met Sally but I definitely want to run my fingers through her hair.
Awkward moment when I realize Angie commented first and I would also love to run my fingers through her hair.
Is stalking Vidal Sassoon for hair care products.
Umm .... play with her kitty?
Yes I am! I'm literally dying over here.
TPBM didn't know that Lush was down at all today.
Is actually Kim Kardashian's stalker.
Yes strippers. LOL
Do you have a favorite time of day?
Wears a snorkel and flippers every time he takes a bath.
Blames AD for cooking the hedgehogs and telling me it was chicken.
Bans Angie for only having one smile in her avatar.
Was the inspiration for Lucy pulling away the football on Charlie Brown.
Because he thinks my bedroom is the Batcave
See what she looks like in heels and nothing else.
Having my first Lush story published.
Bans Gojkster for having a name that made me look over and make sure I spelled correctly.
Blames AD for being a baby seal fur trader in addition to a hedgehog importer.
LYFBUZ + Poppet = Buz'et.
A gift certificate to the hair club for men. I'm in line behind you pal.
Drunks spilling their beer on my bass amplifier.
Blames AD for importing baby hedgehogs.
Oh God no!
TPBM is a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
Teach her my hidden secrets.
Buy her and take for an evening in the Irish countryside.