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Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Male, 42
0 miles · Moonee Ponds

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legs (without a big bum on top)
eyes
general face (smile etc)
hair

in that order I think
What is a cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.
Quote by DaisyChain
Oscar the Grouch - without a shadow of a doubt!

But my daughter loved Elmo.


Completely agree with Oscar, but I have been called Big Bird...
Thought I'd make my first post here, as I couldn't find a better place, and as the next person who reads this has to post, there is a chance they'll say Hello ;-)