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Quote by roccotool
I read that article, too, with amazement. Good thing he didn't opt for cremation.


lol. imagine waking up being burnt alive. doesn't bear thinking about.
Funny story Curious2c!

You'd think the guy in the third pic would hear a ride-on mower even with his headphones on.

I hope that train is arriving rather than leaving...
The image on the toy was that of a strap-on - "Guy" Richie hey, maybe she likes to be the guy in the relationship?

Today is officially bad pun day.
I can't believe it overtakes porn - I thought that's what the internet was originally designed for?
We don't need threads like this in here making us guys feel inadequate, bring on the hot ass chicks
Well said Curious2c. Especially the Scotch part. Make sure mine's a single malt, preferably 10 years old or more

Hmmm, religious debates, not my cup of tea [smilie=co
After careful consideration, I've decided I'd take the left one first. The one on the right has nice hair and skintones so I'd save the best to last.
The others didn't mind me pinning the badge on, why are you laughing?

Did that turn you on?

I'd say they'd have to be a 38D, am I right? Am I right?
This is disgraceful! lol jesus - great site idea!



Probably a little biased their poll:

Do you believe in God?
Yes. I have no doubt there is a God.: 19% (885)
I'm pretty sure there is a God.: 7% (313)
I'm 50/50 or God.: 11% (513)
I'm almost certian there isn't a God.: 23% (1069)
I'm 100% certian there is no God.: 39% (1784)
Total Votes : 4564
She looks a little emaciated to me. Those legs go on forever though.
Quote by Lush
I'm under the impression all these detox programs are complete scams and nonsense after investigating the subject. Exercise, drinking lots of water, cutting down on the obvious baddies of red meat, alcohol and coffee, and you're well on your way to a healthier (more boring) lifestyle.

Anyone go on any, successful or otherwise?


I think you have it right there. The over the counter packs you can buy basically contain a few pills - vitamins and laxatives from what I hear, with instructions on what to and what not to eat, and charge you $70 in the process Waste of money if you ask me, when a few simple dietary changes will stand you in better stead longer term.
I'm not bendy enough for all that. I guess with practice I might be able to do a half lotus.

I guess it assumes you have a partner to practice on
lol @ Curious - has the makings of a good story this...

"the bride to be approached me with an impish grin, and pleaded for me to nibble some of the candy from her g-string. I obliged of course, so as not to appear rude, and noticed that she was pushing her pelvis towards my eager mouth....I had the distinct impression that her 'husband to be' wasn't very forthcoming in that department, and knew an opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime...."

to be continued...