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jacobport
9 hours ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Syracuse

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Granted, but your magic genie is partially deaf, and heard skunk tossing...you now have an endless odor in your sheets!


I wish I was a famous actor
Granted, unfortunately, you are now looking 1 years old, can't talk, crap your diaper, and drink from a bottle.

I wish I was the only guy on Lushstories.
Granted....but the only place needing your services are at a retirement home....prepare yourself for a bad back as most work is near the floor.

I wish my girlfriend had a larger cup size.
Jogging
Working out
Wine tasting/hosting/tours
Dart player
NY Yankees
Baseball Player
Hiking
Camping
Swimming
Volunteer work
I have while at work.....with my current career, I drive more than actually "work".....so the urge is there more frequently!
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Innocent

Ever called into work to play on lush all day?


Ummm yes.....good question. ;) I took a dare!



Shortstop

Guilty



Ever come across a dare you couldn't complete?
.....a move I learned from the movie "Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo"...... Spinning on my head and immediatly going into the Dolphin and then the Helicopter Backspin. Oh the memories of the days of carrying around an old folded up refrigerator box and a boom box the size of a city block on my shoulder bring a.........
My advice....communicate with the woman. Ask her what she likes or how she likes it....most women are tge same but all are different. And don't forget to tell her how beautiful her pussy is either. Read up on the subject ....knowledge is power!
I've never have, but would consider it. She and I would have to be comfortable with each other.
Ben Affleck as characters from any and all of his movies. This move surely works wonders. And when coupled together with........
A WWE wrestler by the name of Basstone Brawler. His patented move was to swing his arm behind his back, over his head, hop on one leg and deliver the final.......
Break out the trusty Neti-pot for a quick sinus flush! Still a little out of it due to the over-imbidding, I reached for the solution to fill the neti-pot, and carelessly filled it with.......
Thoughts popped into my head. I will show him my collection of fridges dating back to the ice box age. He was pleasantly surprised, excited actually! Never has he nor I ever met another with such a love for refrigerators. We "talked " about fridges all afternoon and well into the morning hours. Weird how it was so hot around the cold fridges yet......