Looking for that black Kitty. Asking around and gathering leads, I soon learned that that this would be a difficult mission, since the Kitty was now shaved and bald. Would this change the way I felt about her or would this now shaven Kitty.........
Sit, lay down, play dead, and roll over just to get a reward and and couple of ooooo ahhhhhs from the others! Yeah, that's what I'd do. I would also run.......
A pay-to-potty porta-john that cost 25¢ for the first 3 minutes. The Arcturan ran the 3 blocks only to find a long line of waiting women. He thought "yep, same thing happens home". Suddenly he realized, he didn't convert his Arcturan currency to the US Dollar and so was forced to......
reached for my kids' Harry Potter Magic Wand and with the words "Arch Tic Fo Byo Mee Nasses" I waved that thing around and Voila!!!!!........
....kept concentrating on the size of the Shetland Pony. This thing was blessedi tell you. His dad must have been wanted by all the females on the farm because he was lugging around a.....
......I was constantly outbid by a user named DirtyMartini and decided to take a different route. Quickly I wrote up a want ad for the local paper classifieds. It read "WANTED: 1 used.........."
should I try again with this blow-up sheep that my best friend left at my sisters house when he "couldn't find a ride home"? Either way, the thing has holes in it that resemble real life..........
made a mad dash to the liquor store to meet a friend who was moving away early the next morning. I gave him a big..........
True for mine.
False for LM
I was voyeured by a neighbor last week while nude in my hot tub
I hope false....
I am addicted to Lush
Beef Burgundy with wild mushrooms, garlic mashed potatoes, mixed sauteed veggies, baby spinach salad.......and I'm all alone tonight.
Just the way you are -billy joel
7-1/4 -7-1/2
7-1/4 circumference 2-3/8 diameter
Until lush .....I was never asked size
I can not decide on the perfect ass.....as an ass man, I love them all!
other than this Betty Crocker Easy-Bake oven with its' 10 watt light bulb as a heat source, things would be different. I wished for help. A genie, perhaps? I grabbed the closet lamp I could find and started rubbing.......
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upon the pots and pans in the kitchen with various utensils were the kids. Making their own music and giving me such a.................
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his seeing guide dog, which causes him to walk around in a state of confusion. Some helpful neighbors will generally come out to help him find his........
A typical female hissy fit, the type that most guys have come to ignore. In fact, her boyfriend recognized this, and did what he had always s done in this instance. He ...........
......under the stairs in a make shift fort, complete with pillows, blankets, flashlight and porn mags. She often would turn to her favorite page and find that.......
The same feeling I got when I would pop the heads off dandelions ....."oh, momma had a baby and its head POPPED off". With a flick of the thumb, the head...........
start walking, because at an average of 10 miles per day, or 16.09344 kilometers for you metric types, i could make it there in 160 days. I have a feeling that when I get there I will have a huge hunger for......
libs magazine and it kept me busy for hours. Being alone was the really tricky part, with filling in the blanks with verbs, nouns and adjectives. I always liked it though when they asked for peoples..........
take out the trash thats been piling up in the barn for weeks on end. The stuff is starting to smell and the neighbors are complaining. One more word out of them and I'll have to..........
a natural woman. Woman. Sorry, just saw Aretha Franklin last night in concert and have that song stuck in my head! Damn! she was terrific, belted out notes I didn't know existed. She's got soul and power. But above that, she has........
Canals of Venice!
In a cave or in an igloo?
Movies
When masturbating ... hands/fingers or sleeves/toys
..make breakfast. Mmmmm, first meal of the day. Toast, coffee, bacon, croissants, Waffles, Pancakes, French Toast, Eggs, and my ultimate favorite, .......
unless you are in 2 wheel drive. But even in All-wheel you can still slip and slide if you hit a patch of........
I have been naked all day
