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jacobport
20 hours ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Syracuse

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......yodeling my favorite song "When the cuckoo calls, early springtime falls. Oh di lay le oh. Hoh di lay lee lay lee oh. All the snow will go, meadows green will grow. Oh di lay le oh. Hoh di loh".....and if that doesn't work I'll.............
......Gypsymoth. Those things flap their wings just outside my window and it keeps me up all hours of the evening. To get rid of them I would open the window and yell...........
Make my favorite stew. Oh, how I used to love mom making this for me on a cold winter morning. Letting it simmer all day, and it would be ready just in time for........
count to ten using only one hand. I never really understood why, but I think it had to do with..........
ask my mom for help. With that she came over and examined...............
Simple Man- Lynyrd Skynyrd

I knew a lady who lived in duluth
She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth
But she went to her grave a little too soon
And she flew away howling at the yellow moon
Try sleeping with a broken heart -alicia keys?

My daddy left home when I was 3
and he didn't leave much to momma and me
Just this old guitar
And an empty bottle of booze
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in"
Having met a new friend who is kind, playful, funny, intelligent, beautiful, sexy, mysterious, honest,caring, risky...to name a few
Nude

wyr take the time to remove your footwear to have great sex or leave them on and have ok sex?
Oh God...Nude Painting...much more erotic.

Modeling for a painting or doing the painting?
Great forum question! And speaking of forum.....when I was young....10 maybe 11....I built a fort in the garage only to find one OD the cardboard boxes was dilled with my dad's penthouse forum magazines ......I would read them and remember being really excited, but didn't masturbate until 12 yrs old when I found erotic books in my moms drawer ......I remember the main character was Christina VanBell.....now those got me going! It was a whole series with many books! Man do I miss them!
guilty (but wasn't seen)

Ever wake up the next morning after sex and ask "what's your name again?"
Bad girl!

wyr wake up with a different face with the same gender, or a different gender with the same face?
I'll do the whipping!

wyr have sex with a “10” OR a “7” and a “3”?
Innocent

Ever cut yourself shaving? And I don't mean the usual nick.
Have mine ripped off

WYR have amazing sex twice a month or have bad sex every day?
1)couple times a week
2)Thursday
3)no favorite ....pretty much what feels best for both of us at the time......anywhere...but outdoors is highly exciting
4)too little