Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
joannemouse
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 44
United Kingdom

Forum

Quote by SereneProdigy
around 240 kcal/hour for men, 180 kcal/hour for women


Excuuuuuuse me! After half an hour bouncing around on top I guarantee I've expended more than 180 measly calories!



(Joe Marler is wearing a headband. Yes, it's the England Rugby team again, and that invitation for an hour in the showers? Still waiting...)

Ahem. Lots of men.
My father is extraordinarily polite, particularly to my mother. This is despite the fact that he was born in a very working class area, worked as a labourer before joining the Army as a private and I've heard him swear so hard it blistered paint. One day I watched him help Mum on with her coat, then move past her to open the front door to let her out of the house first before putting on his own coat as he left. Later the same day I watched him open doors to her and to another lady, and took notice of how often he said "please" and "thank you". He walks with a stick and when a young man held a door open for him, he smiled and said "thank you" but moved aside and let Mum go through first.

This is a man who once scolded a teenage me for whinging like a little girl and when I complained that "girls aren't good at maths" waved a finger in my face and told me that girls are as good as boys, if not better, and if I didn't want to end up as a whiny wimp I needed to pull my socks up. He treated me exactly like my older brothers. When I was 9 years old I fell out of a tree and broke my leg. I was terrified of what Dad would say when he came home. He just picked me up and gave me a cuddle. I asked him if he was angry because I climbed the tree. "No," he said, "I'll only be upset if you don't climb it again."

So that evening I asked him about his "old fashioned ways". He said something that stuck: believing in equality doesn't mean throwing out good manners, and the things a man does without thinking show his real character.

My partner is the same. You know one of the things that first attracted me to him? That day when we met on the street and went to the cafe, when we went to the counter and the very blousy lady served us, he said "hiya" to her, beamed at her, cracked jokes and made her laugh. Somebody he had never met before and would probably never meet again.

So, to answer the question: it's good manners, and says something about the person who does it.
26. In the reverse cowgirl position, he gets a lovely view of the action and your bottom going up and down while you watch his toes curl.
I was seduced by an older woman - a tutor at my college. She planned it. I knew what was happening and went along with it and found myself just falling into it.
Dani - what have I told you about taking stuff that isn't yours?



Now go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
The Tour de Yorkshire on BBC Radio York, Vale Radio and Minster FM.

Late night working last night and a ridiculously early start this morning... must stay awakezzzzzzzzz
Quote by stormdog100

So there's my - and worth every bit of it!


Thank you - I'm such a n00b...

Obviously will have to read more examples to get a better idea of what does or does not fit here.

x x x jo
This may seem an odd question, but...

I have a story idea that will go over several chapters. Although there is a lot of sexual content, the plot does not include sex every chapter. LS is an erotic story site. Would my story be acceptable?

Advice/opinion, please.
Wipe me off your floorboards, you heartless beauty witch,
I'm tired of playing cat and mouse, or panting hound and bitch.
Quote by sillyjenny
I think there's a time for slow and easy and then there's a time for hard and rough. Certain moods and certain situations calls for differences in how you make love... In my opinion.


Nailed it.
Quote by daddysweetheart




American Gothic - made me laugh aloud at work today!
And clean what's left. You know what's a big turn off? Dirty fingernails. Ain't going nowhere near my lady parts.
**Image removed by moderator. Too explicit for this section of the forum.**
I stopped getting taller aged about 13 and am 4'10". Quite comfortable about my height (now; hated it as a teenager but no teenager is happy with their body) and there's no point in fibbing because when you meet me, it's a bit obvious!