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joannemouse
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 44
United Kingdom

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Very much depends on mood: mine and his/hers. The "black box" is too intermittent for really naughty chat (but good for general chit chat while I'm working) and the chat rooms are too crowded, but the online chat thing is good.

Also depends on what you regard as "naughty" - anything I do on here is "naughty" because I shouldn't be here! I've had some lovely chats here that haven't been about sex and some very explicit ones. Again, all depends on mood.
I voted for "one person" - but that assumes I could choose the person...
I entirely agree



and I have been training for this moment from a very young age...


Shorts

(OK for the colonials among you... this is the England International rugby front row - Dan Cole, Dylan Hartley and Alex Corbisiero. The guy in the middle is the "hooker" and bears the shirt number 8. Just indulging my fantasies about the England Rugby team, me, after a game, in the showers... ahem)
Only ever seen in porn pics or movies. Not sure I trust it not to come loose inside me or catch on something. Wouldn't like to give a BJ to someone wearing something - it would be weird.
Standing up behind a youth club with my boyfriend, me on a doorstep. Over in less than a minute. I expected it to be painful - it wasn't - and I was on the pill to regulate my periods so didn't worry about getting pregnant, although I leaked into my knickers afterwards and was worried my Mum would find out. We'd been "heavy petting" for about an hour before then and I'd given him oral sex so I was as ready as he was; but needless to say I didn't orgasm. I did enjoy it, though, and had sex with him again the following night.

Going back I don't see how it could have been better, really, although to obey LS rules I won't tell you how old I was but if I could do it again I would have waited a few years. When I hear other ladies' accounts I think I got off lightly, f you'll pardon the expression.
My partner is a big bloke but with a surprisingly pert bum and I can't help but give it a pat on occasion.
I used to be very self-conscious so preferred lights off. Nowadays I don't care.
Inside me, mouth, boobs, bum, tummy, hands, but not face or hair - have had it in my eyes and it stings, and I have very long hair so takes a lot of cleaning up.

I don't get how this works, my last word was phenylthiourea which I guessed, as it happens correctly. Why are the scores so different?
How old are you? 33

Have you done anything sexual in a:

Car? Yes
Pickup Truck? No
Limousine? No
Tractor Trailer Truck? No
Delivery Truck? No
Fire or Ambulance Vehicle? No
Taxi Cab? Yes
Police Car? No
School Bus? Yes
Rental Car? Yes
Any Other Mode of Transport? Train

Where was the vehicle parked when you had sex in it?

Secluded parking lot? No
Public parking lot? No
Deserted back road? Yes
At a drive-in theater? No
In a garage? Yes
In a driveway? No
On the side of a roadway? No
At a freeway rest stop? No
Any other place not listed? Middle of the countryside (in a landrover)

What have you done in a vehicle:

Masturbated? Yes
Heavy petting? Yes
Blowjob? Yes
Fingered? Yes
Handjob? Yes
69? No
Fucking? Yes

Did you:

Get completely naked? No
Left just a shirt on? Yes
Left just socks on? No
Just removed underwear/panties? Yes

Where in the vehicle did you do it?

Front seat? Yes
Back seat? Yes
In the bed of a pickup? Back of a landrover
On top of the hood? No
On top of the trunk? No
On the roof of the car? No

What positions have you tried in a vehicle?
Cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, missionary

Have you ever gotten caught by:

Cops? No
Friends? Yes
Strangers? No
Parents? No
Siblings? Yes
Someone else not listed? No

If you got caught did you:

Stop everything and leave? Yes
Keep going at it? No
Hide until they were gone? No
Get arrested? No
Have your parents called? No
Get seen while actually fucking? No
Get seen completely naked? No

Did the vehicle you were in belong to:

You? Yes
Your partner? Yes
Parents? Yes
Work? Yes
A rental company? Yes
Other? No

After you were done did the vehicle:

Smell like sex, sweat and cum? Yes
Have completely fogged up windows? Yes
Had handprints on the windows? Yes
Not start or run out of gas? No
Need significant cleaning? Yes

Have you had sex in a vehicle to celebrate:

Birthday? Yes
Anniversary? Yes
Prom/Graduation? No
Wedding? No
Engagement? No
Valentine's Day? Yes
New Year's Eve? Yes

Was your first sexual experience in a vehicle? No

Was there any particular vehicle that was the best to have sex in? No

Do you always "christen" every new vehicle you buy? No

Have you ever encountered other people having sex in a vehicle? Yes

Have you ever given or received "road head"? Yes

Have you ever masturbated and had a huge shuttering orgasm while driving? No


When was the last time you had sex in a vehicle? About a fortnight ago

Does the thought or memories of sex in a car make you horny even today? Yes

Would you ever allow your teenage daughter to have a date at a drive-in? N/A

Approximately how many times have you had some sort of sex in a vehicle? No idea... lots

Any exciting stories you'd like share? I'll write some up at some point
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"forgive me".... I don't know.... that's asking a lot for that one smile



I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry

I wonder if she read "small stature?"

Small statue:




Very long hair
This pointless squabbling over who is the sexiest when it is most definitely me