Lush is my crush..........?
My eyeballs..................
Mmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnn......yes !
Time for a glass of red ?
Voyerism ....wife lovers.. x
The moon is round
Eleven daffodils stand
Who am I ?
Scrambled eggs on toast ..........or a bacon sandwich
Does that make him a pantie knicker?
Quack Quack..........you can't crack me, I'm a rubber duck
Wishing you all the very best for the future x
You can get wallpaper for your 'phones...................holy moly - am I missing out on something?
Why pick them up.......? Do you need to establish how heavy they are.........?
My fantasy is to be covered in melted chocolate (head to feet), tied onto a rope & pulley and gently lowered into a room full of young women who are dressed as nurses and they proceed to lick me........
A baby sneezing....................sounds like cracking open another tinnie ?
Moose Milk ................. Thank you Canada ?
I had a wank in church once ......
Only with a golden umbrella .....Ella ......Ella
Fifteen green apples
Frozen lightly tossed
The mermaids return was wholly unexpected
A one night stand is ok.........but if you can make a weekend out of it.....Woohoo ?
