Shhh...your husband might hear us
A woman who knows when she is teasing and will "accidentally" flash
Les Mis (Classic), Miss Saigon, Starlight Express, Cats, Phantom of the Opera
Pass the razor please...........
The perfect pussy is..........between a woman's legs x
Maybe you need to get out more ?
Too much money......I'd do it free of charge..............on second thoughts, I'd take the cash and give to charity.
What the fucking hell is that?
Come on......get with it!
I thought everyone owned a pair of Vampy Gloves
Green trousers, purple t shirt, orange socks.............and a huge smile x
Firefighters in uniform are cute,, but I'll always remain a Navy gal ^.^
Woohoo! Mate lots are cute
Monday means it will soon be Friday.......yippee ??
Q Why are a woman's feet so small ?
A. So she can stand closer to the kitchen sink
Only joking...........just sayin!
or not .......that is the question
I haven't ....but my wife has ;)
Still trying to work this one out..?
Gasp..........spur lash.....................that was me diving deep
Ribeye steaks, mushrooms, chips and an excellent South African bottle of Red xx
If you are snookered on the Pink.......Go for the Brown.
Gulp......1982.......sorry.
Cyprus
Bingo !
Throwing the dice.....
It means Monty Python on the telly again x
Israel was quite risky......... And the Black Angus at San Juan was quite odd !
Why am I always the winner.......he said smugly ?
