If you put raisins in your granola you can go fuck yourself you monster.
Who decides which bands get inducted?! Sonic Youth, The Pixies, X, Bad Brains, The Cure, The Smiths, The Go-Gos, Devo, The Buzzcocks...
Roll around in bubble wrap. Eat ice cream.
Does nothing for me. Maybe you guys should start decorating them with a string of lights or something, be creative with your dick pics.
What's up, buttercup? What's the story, morning glory?
Julia Roberts playing Julia Roberts in a Julia Roberts movie.
Coffee, the last and the next.
Take a sip, swish, and then spit.
Boob update: I have somewhat big boobs and they're really inconvenient.
Today, some luxurious yarn for a blanket I'm making. I'm inspired by color.
I remember when we had winter not a polar vortex. Brrrr.
I think all men are made of Legos and semen. And that's fine with me.
Sadly, no, but I did have thoughts about morning sex.
TPBM is wasting lots of time on the internet today.
Nooo, I can't attend your scentsy party. Im going to be super busy laying on the sofa watching tv and eating ice cream.
Random just isn't the same without GingerKitty's randomness.
When I see a guy who is really ripped, I just shudder to think how much time he must spend thinking, working on, and talking about it. Abs aren't important to me at all.
I can't believe Obama declared war on Christmas, AGAIN. (I read it on Facebook so I know it's true)
Roses are red
The night sky is starry
I ate all the cheesecake
And I'm not at all sorry