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If you go to a sushi restaurant, you're legally required to announce it on facebook, i think.
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jollylolly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States
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Arrested for confusing me by her above post! Is that a quote?
(Don't worry though, I've got bail money)
(Don't worry though, I've got bail money)
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How many evil deeds have you completed today? I have a lot left to do.
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I'm afraid I'd be very immature. Masturbating, peeing my name on the sidewalk, having a swordfight, and trying glow in the dark condoms would be at the top of my to do list.
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Hmm, a big fluffy kabuki brush would be nice as a prelude to more intense touches. The cheap ones are only $5 or so, might as well try it 
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I can't imagine wanting someone to put their entire fist up my vagina.
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A block button for use on misogynist assholes, which would deliver a painful electric shock when applied.RKvIBcVi0Gb5S8nK
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No. I knew how to give myself orgasms long before it happened with a partner.
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I would make SURE he thinks I'm the only attractive girl in the universe and that he never even liked anyone until he met me. 
(Just kidding. I have no desire to hook him up to a lie detector.)
(Just kidding. I have no desire to hook him up to a lie detector.)
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I have fallen for a lad who is in Newcastle on business, does that count?
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I think it's great that you're ambitious...so I will accept.
Hi your curly blonde hair reminds me of noodles and Im starving! Wanna feed me?
Hi your curly blonde hair reminds me of noodles and Im starving! Wanna feed me?
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Accepted, as long as I get to be in the middle!
Um hi, hope you liked the collage i made of your avatar in a field surrounded by puppies and had mounted at your workplace. NOW can we be friends?
Um hi, hope you liked the collage i made of your avatar in a field surrounded by puppies and had mounted at your workplace. NOW can we be friends?
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I ate 27 pickles while staring into the refrigerator trying to decide what to eat for dinner and then I wasnt hungry anymore.
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I read for my own pleasure, so don't really need or expect to be thanked for it. If it's a friend's story, it's nice to get a thanks for a comment, but I'm not bothered if I don't. 
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I think a year is a long time to wait to have sex in a relationship, and a very short reationship length to put up with cheating. I would end it. If she wants you back, let her work for it.
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Jesus died so that teenagers could ask for pics of boobs on the internet.
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Quote by overmykneenow
Should I send her an FR?
Sure, as long as your webcam isn't broken.
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Quote by Twofish1way
Why do people misrepresent themselves with pictures they claim are them, but are in fact some hot model/person. It is b.s. I appreciate anonymity, but it's really frustrating. It's hard to be turned on with these guys when they could be fat slobs hidden behind six pack abs. Just venting; women do that, and where better than a forum? There is reverse Google picture search. A blatant misrepresentation, unless they mention it is not them or obviously not them ( famous person, etc....) Are there any proven hot men on here? Proven by . I have skyped two men, and each one said their camera was broken (yeah right!). I still turned mine on because I want people to know it is really me. My man is super fine (someone whose picture would be used as one's avatar); he just happens to be away for a long time. I just think of him when chatting. Maybe that's for the best anyhow.
Yes. Maybe you just haven't attracted them.
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Voodoo Child, just the intro alone gives me eargasms. Or Ball and Biscuit by The White Stripes.
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I like girls just fine but I don't intentionally flirt with them. Get a dick, then maybe I'll flirt with you ;)
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Quote by alliebug69
you should only change if you are ashamed to be here.
I don't think it's about being ashamed to be here, it's about discretion!
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If I had an extra room in my house I'd rather use it as a sewing/craft room, but I wouldn't mind if my partner wanted to watch me going at it.kvvVKOvtfPUxQtVZ
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1. When the nosy drivers behind me think it's their business where or when I choose to turn.
2. People who use ur when it should be u'r.
3. When people forget about Dre.
4. When people think I'm being serious when I'm just kidding.
2. People who use ur when it should be u'r.
3. When people forget about Dre.
4. When people think I'm being serious when I'm just kidding.
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I'm afraid she set fire to the neighbor's lawn, but it was just to make s'mores.