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I don't know either, Andrew! I've seen it so often I wondered if it was deliberate, but it irks me too.
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jollylolly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
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I'm feeling pretty fucking indelicate from the heat at the moment, so Glacier Bay National Park. Or Florence, with a special someone.
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How many times has this been asked and answered.
Lol, as many times as there are pubic hairs on a woman's genitals, maybe?
I suppose it gives newer members a chance to share their preferences though.
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Why do I always
Interpret things however
They will hurt the most
Interpret things however
They will hurt the most
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I love love love old movies, from the 1930s in particular! I would add Myrna Loy, Irene Dunne, William Powell, Rosalind Russel, Bogart, Laurence Olivier, and Fred & Ginger to those already mentioned. 
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- really, i don't like guys with beards, but to label all guys with a beards as creepy and gross wouldn't be too cool, right?
I'm a total anal slurp slut for guys with beards.fLb4wF1yYwnSwXyE
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Ha ! Another genius cow to solve all the world's faults.
I guess the ridiculousness of "anal slurp sluts" didn't clue you in that I was joking? Silly goose.CZmecUO04e6wNlET
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Maybe it's a generation thing but I am never comfortable with the word shit used in a positive sense - must be the image it conjures up as I don't really care about any other earthy expressions and am as I say not unhappy with it as a negative expression - but if I was accidentally standing on someones item of clothing and they said ''you're standing on my shit man'' I'd be totally confused wondering if I'd stumbled across someone with strange habits.
I probably wouldn't use the word shit when I was talking about my sexual proclivities either. 
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My favorite sex position is that I want to have sex with a particular person. That's my position on sex.
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Rick Perry:
YOU are the second biggest piece of shit garbage governor this state has ever had. Go fuck yourself with a rusty sword!!!!
Signed,
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YOU are the second biggest piece of shit garbage governor this state has ever had. Go fuck yourself with a rusty sword!!!!
Signed,
Hysterical Uterus Owner
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It depends...does he have a landed estate like say, Pemberley for example? Does he have at least 10,000 pounds per annum? Does the gentleman have a title, or is he at least connected by birth with a duke or an earl? I might possibly agree to such a match.
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If you don't want me to eat your KitKat Orange, hide them.rPpLsfeNB6J51hGy
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Honestly, people who have no pics on their profile seem more trustworthy than (most, not all!) people who have dozens of pics of themselves set to public. After having been here for a while, I prefer to just send pictures to people that I've gotten to know and want to share my lovely self with.mfOgUpk0Jo64gB5W
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I'm an oil cleansing method convert too. I use castor and almond oil, and I love it! And after years of meticulously stripping every bit of oil from my face with pricey cleansers and toners, my skin seems pretty happy now.
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I voted no, definitely no! It may seem weird, when you first join, to hear that most women really don't want to see your cock, but I think a lot of us were drawn here by words, not images. Your words will get you way more attention than your dick pics! Unless it's someone very special, and sent just to me, I have no interest.
Oh, and definitely don't send everyone on your friend list a picture of your cock next to a beer can or toilet paper roll!
Oh, and definitely don't send everyone on your friend list a picture of your cock next to a beer can or toilet paper roll!
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Firefly
I don't like to play favorites, but i will choose Buffy, SINCE YOU FORCED ME
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I was picked up at a bar by a cross dresser (I thought he was a girl). I thought it was a strappy I was being fucked with until he pulled out and I turned around.
Aw, bless your lil heart.
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I would like to know if you had any glazed donuts, and if you did i'd probably do some sex things with you. Which i would regret later.
GODDAMMIT
GODDAMMIT
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Um, could you all log off so that I can throw up in private? Thanks.