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jollylolly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States
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Quote by Gurlyboy
I'll just use a different disguise. Or I'll seduce you into hush-hush, whatever works best.
just do both Andrew
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Quote by Gurlyboy
Damn, looks like you've discovered my true form! I may have to silence you somehow...
oh you would've gotten away with your clever disguise if it weren't for my meddling!
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The ice cream truck is outside because it's 82° here! Happy December, y'all!!
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Eyes shut, i can feel
your fingertips trailing down
deep blossoming ache
your fingertips trailing down
deep blossoming ache
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Sometimes it's easier to just die of thirst than to get up for a glass of water.
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consider the pea: round, shiny, green, and yet they taste quite disgusting
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HEEEY MACARENA! it's going to be fun walking around all day with that song in my head, fun for EVERYBODY
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treat me like a queen
spoil me rotten punish me
like a naughty brat
spoil me rotten punish me
like a naughty brat
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Last night I had a naughty dream about Martin Freeman...enchantingly sexy when he's not a hobbit.
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FUCK YOU right in your fucking face!!! Roundhouse kick to the groin for you asshole!!! UGH
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I'd rather choose my own, especially bras, but I wouldn't mind if he wanted to come along.
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Quote by TexasSon
wrong... it maybe just seems that way because they're so obvious... they're either there or they're not.
...AND maybe because Y'ALL are actually way more obsessed with your own size (yes, this is a GUY talking about a size obsession! hahahahahahaha!) and the size of girls around you.
Scott, you are hanging around the wrong women! My friends are all gorgeous and not obsessed with their looks/boob size.
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Son of a biscuit eater i'm getting the soap now! Flippin heck!
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Fiddleebebop!!! I know, these words just seem to tumble out of my mouth in certain situations!
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Hey, people who never swear, how in the jeebus fracking crispies do you do that?! Jiminy crickets!!
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My daughter found a vibrator of mine, but luckily she was too young to know what it was. Things are much better hidden now!
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I read this when I was in elementary school, it absolutely fascinated me.
