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jollylolly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States

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Here you go, ma'am. Now assume the position



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Ladies, i love boobs, mostly big ones but i wanna know, what is your current bra cup size & do u have big or small nipples?


Are you a Federal Boob Inspector? Show me your badge.
Every morning after I drop my kids off at school I come home and dance around like a deranged pixie to the NPR theme song. But really, doesn't everyone?
Free the West Memphis Three. It's obsolete, but still comfy to wear around the house.
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Plitvice lakes national park, Croatia. You should do a quick image search if your not familiar with the place.

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If you don't mind home made, I make a darn good chili verde burrito!

What is the highest altitude you have climbed to?


Thanks, I love chile verde

I'm not sure, I've only been to mountains in Colorado and Eastern Europe.

Would you rather read about fantasy or reality?
I think any normal human person could agree that he is hot smile

Will you bring me a burrito?
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LMFAO. That sounds like a sex toy, not a sex worker.


My signature sex act involves a hand job with pickle insertion
Eww, no. Asking for a fb password without a damn good reason is a level of insecurity I'm unwilling to put up with.
This scenario sounds like something you dreamed up in your head.

I wouldn't describe a dress as slutty, but it's a little too Jersey shore for me. Is it part of a Halloween costume?
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I am so fed up with doing the ironing


I am sympathetic. The only time I don't mind using an iron is when I have to press fabric for sewing.
I am enamored with Halloween too, and the bride of frankenstein is a gothic horror film goddess smile
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Marmite.


We don't do Marmite in the US, but I think you're on the right track. I'd go with Nutella!

I just noticed this is in the sexy pics/videos thread, so here ya go:


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Today is World Vegetarian Day so I will be celebrating it in style........ a couple of medium rare beef fillet steaks with French fries and mushrooms. Oh, and a glass or two of Shiraz.

Lol smile

I wasn't aware of World Vegetarian Day, I already have meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and balsamic roasted veggies on the menu.
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We have a lovely Italian restaurant here that actually has a drive through where you can call your order in and pick it up. They have the best fettuccini alfredo I've ever put in my mouth. It's so rich and creamy and two people can easily share it.

I've never tried Thai food although many of my friends enjoy it. I'm a very picky eater and am not familiar with the spices and flavors of the dishes so I tend to stay away. But I'm open to suggestions if any Thai lovers would share.


I love pretty much everything Thai, but if you don't like spicy food, Pad Thai is a good place to start. It's stir fried noodles, and probably the most popular dish. It's highly addictive though.Kk68jlUBQqNfyRkL
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And I will be the 2nd to go with Thai. There's a hot basil chicken dish that I love! Thai basil, carrots, celery, mushroom, onion, green & red bell peppers in a chili sauce with rice.....scrumptious!


Did you actually vote or am I losing my mind? There are 2 votes for Thai, and I'm pretty sure one of them is mine