I am going to make grapefruit margaritas tonight.
An insurmountable amount of cotton fluff has filled in the space where my brain should be...
Life is too short not to eat the best chocolate or have an orgy with your favorite sports team.
Mine is never crunchy...I usually add a splash of olive oil and lime juice, cilantro, cucumber, tomato, or whatever raw veggies that sound good. I've also eaten it with balsamic roasted veggies, but I prefer it in a salad.
Yes, it's a pain in the arse to rinse since it's so tiny.
I like SAYING chicks with dicks, but not doing them. The idea just doesn't arouse me.
Doesn't everyone? Maybe some people send out so many that they get their friends all mixed up, or they're just trying to make conversation by asking the basic questions?
I haven't sent a request in eons, but if I did I'd certainly check out the profile!
I am probably going to do a lot of impromptu karate chops and kicks today.
No, not the face ever. I would assume that a guy who has to slap a woman's face during sex has a very useless dick.
I don't see them very often, but when I do I just assume they are foreign or gay.
It's only 1 PM here, so my current drink is latte!
TPBM can do yoyo tricks, like walk the dog?
Nap time should be unlimited.
You've Got Everything Now, The Smiths
Answers hiding in plain sight
I am a plain jane. I like margherita or deep dish cheese, yummy.
It's so embarrassing when your brain can't choose between telling someone to "have a good day" and "have a good time" so your mouth just says "I don't give a fuck. Bye."
I don't believe this actually happened, but you should ask a bible study group. They love to argue over this sort of minutiae.
