There was a certain Ardent Male
Whose skin appeared rather pale
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julie_slink
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 32
0 miles · Fort Worth
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There once was a fellow named Halls
But on here no mention of his balls
So he whipped his sack out
Thanks for that
But on here no mention of his balls
So he whipped his sack out
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Let’s start anew. I agree, don’t come here for drama. No worries Julie?
Thanks for that
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Don't get me wrong, a lot of people enjoy this song and they are a great band, but it's such a strange song. For some reason it feels wrong to "enjoy" it. Some standup comedian (maybe Louis C.K.) told a story about standing in the grocery store and when this song came on he had sudden, inexplicable urge to kill himself, which he attributed to the song.
I'm fully aware how strange and ridiculous that story is, but if you haven't heard it in a while, give it a listen and you'll see for yourself.
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Cunt.
When you see your own post and call yourself a cunt.
Mad
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I thought this thread was for breakfast sausage enthusiasts.
Where are the sausages at?
Where are the sausages at?
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I don't care if I have to watch him take a piss (or try) in nearly every movie he's in. He's as nice as Hollywood gets and they don't deserve him.
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Well, that’s us told then !!!
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Lynnwitt
We have been chastised. Seems we do not understand a limerick.
We had best re-write this as the Limerick police are on the prowl, lmao.
My previous comment was incredibly douchey and I absolutely deserved to be called out for it. I can own up to that.
I apologize for coming into your thread and acting like a bitch. I'm sorry for that and will be more aware of the things I say in the future. That was uncharacteristic of me.
I hope you will accept my apology.
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To have and to hold
Safe from the cold
Your arms so enticing with nowhere to go
This limerick is poor and I'm such a ho
I'm not completely sure, but I think you generally want ~8 syllables in lines 1,2, and 5 (A rhyme) and fewer (~6) in lines 3-4 (B rhyme).
Safe from the cold
Your arms so enticing with nowhere to go
This limerick is poor and I'm such a ho
I'm not completely sure, but I think you generally want ~8 syllables in lines 1,2, and 5 (A rhyme) and fewer (~6) in lines 3-4 (B rhyme).
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- I can talk to dead people (who I#ve never met)
- I once had rough sex with a demon
- I enjoy astral projection
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1. I love dark sci-fi, horror, and comedy, preferably, with intelligent writing that makes me think, but it's not required.
2. Regardless of what I'm doing, I'd rather be at the beach.
3. I'm a pretty decent musician (guitar, drums, and keys).
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sexy
Getaway
Is this the type of shady stuff you get up to?
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Hi Julie
Now as to your comment about you appearing ‘quite odd’, NO I don’t think you are odd at all, even though for some reason you think you are. Now that you've explained everything, yes, it is funny.
Tan
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Cuddly
Ummm... why? ?
It's a joke from the movie Ted 2. Ted teases that Amanda Seyfried's character looks like Gollum cause of her big eyes. Your profile pic reminds me of Amanda Seyfried. Plus trinket = ring = Gollum. I thought I was making a clever, hilarious joke, but if you haven't seen the movie, then I'm sure I just appeared to be quite odd (which I am).
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Nightcrawler (I think of that movie and Driver every time I see your pic).
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Arrested for shifty behavior, and then subsequently released.
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Fortunately for me, I got to document the whole event for posterity.
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Arrested for utilizing her army of ferrets to smuggle drugs into and out of the country.