Pretty close. I'd say I look closer to 21 than 25 and I always get ID'd.
Whatever her mistress allows. Potentially, a glass of nice red wine.
There once was a teenage porn star
Who caught a disease most bizarre
So she fucked Donald Trump
And he died from that hump
Now she's richer than God from her memoir
I already have a number. Just wanted to share.
Very good, but I'd love to see a pic of you on the farm doing farmer stuff.
...food dye and Trinket's wetness...
Smooch, high five, slap ass, good game
You seem to be a man of classy interests. I would wager your voice is deep and rich. I bet you could educate us on the finer points of golf, coins, cigars, whisky, and sailing. I'm certain you engage in such hobbies while seated at a mahogany desk. Your desk, naturally, is located within the study, which is adorned with shelves filled with many leather-bound tomes.
After checking out your profile a bit, I gotta say...Perfect
Sunday's are great for procrastination.
A young girl was duplicitous
Though when young that is delicious
So I sharpened my knife
...combust from their flaming lust...
There was a certain Ardent Male
Whose skin appeared rather pale
I suggested we go nude sunbathing
I agreed to some lewd misbehaving
"Work is awesome," said nobody.