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julie_slink
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 32
0 miles · Fort Worth

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Quote by DamonX
I recently watched Hot Summer Nights.




This looks fantastic. A24 has been killing it.

Lots of good summer movies. For comedy: Wet Hot American Summer is a classic. Horror: I Know What You Did Last Summer (it's fantastically bad in the best way possible)
The Sandlot is a classic and the jokes are timeless. Jaws is incredible.

But my favorite summer movie has to be Dazed and Confused.

If you haven't seen it yet...it'd be a lot cooler if you did.
Quote by sprite


mostly, it's just fun to make fun of them. smile


I've found that I want to punch his face less when I imagine him like this...


Pretty close. I'd say I look closer to 21 than 25 and I always get ID'd.
Quote by littleduchess
Pop Evil and Nickleback last night. Better live than I expected.


I don't understand the hate for Nickleback, though I get it's mostly a tired joke at this point. Sure, their music is pretty derivative, but I've seen them live too and they are good musicians. Plus, it seems like the majority of anything you hear on a pop radio station and the entire genre of stadium country is derivative.

Last concert I went to was the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Still phenomenal, but I really miss Frusciante.
Quote by Southerngirl1984
Adventurous romantic


I'm stealing this one. These types always make me swoon. Playful intelligence are another two.
Well, 2049 is quite different. No kaiju, but plenty of skinjobs. Looking forward to seeing Mothra and Ghidorah on the big screen. I've only seen the newer kaiju movies (Godzilla, Pacific Rim, Skull Island), but they are great.

Quote by Verbal


But Mothra is a GOOD kaiju! You and I can both have Mothra's back as she goes up against Ghidroah (which she appears to do in the trailer of the new movie).

I am deeply psyched that Ms. Slink is, according to her profile, from a version of Los Angeles THIRTY ONE YEARS IN THE FUTURE! Maybe she knows something about Mothra that we don't. smile


And once again, I find myself posting below the most interesting man in the world. Many friends and satisfied lovers confirm that his scent is reminiscent of gunpowder, oiled leather, cut grass, and pipe tobacco.
There once was a teenage porn star
Who caught a disease most bizarre
So she fucked Donald Trump
And he died from that hump
Now she's richer than God from her memoir

I already have a number. Just wanted to share.
Very good, but I'd love to see a pic of you on the farm doing farmer stuff.
Quote by etairay

The angel was spreadeagled and tied
She squirmed, squealed and cried
Ooomg ..please master
Don't stop ..go faster
Her vagina was truly creampied


Nice one, etairay. Definitely not lame.
Thanks Roger. Mostly though, I like to be silly in these threads and make myself laugh.

Quote by farmerroger


From what I have seen about Julie in the forums is that she isn’t afraid to speak her mind and tell you how it is. This shows that she is a very strong and independent young woman


I don't know Verbal, except from looking at his profile. He appears to be a very intelligent, sensual Kaiju and I would want him to have my back against Mothra.
You seem to be a man of classy interests. I would wager your voice is deep and rich. I bet you could educate us on the finer points of golf, coins, cigars, whisky, and sailing. I'm certain you engage in such hobbies while seated at a mahogany desk. Your desk, naturally, is located within the study, which is adorned with shelves filled with many leather-bound tomes.
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A young girl was duplicitous
Though when young that is delicious
So I sharpened my knife
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A young girl was duplicitous


Not duplicitous, I edited before I saw the comments. The comments calling me out were on the next page and I didn't see them until much later. I'm not trying to hide the fact that I was an asshole with ninja edits.
Quote by trinket
There once was a girl named julie_slink
Walked past all the boys with a quick wink
She’d wave to the hoe’s,
She considered them foes,
Until they’d all bought her a stiff drink.


Hail Trinket, the rarest of hoes
Her approach went straight for the nose
Holy shit she’s arrived
Bros winked and high fived
Then quickly stripped off their clothes

There was a certain Ardent Male
Whose skin appeared rather pale
I suggested we go nude sunbathing
I agreed to some lewd misbehaving