Just your average... who loves the female body and reading some of the stories. Also I love to chat, though I find the Chatrooms a bit busy and noisy. If you do too and fancy a natter in private, let me know. Tr is the same as here :) x

Some things about me:

• I'm not gay or bi, so if you're male, please pass right on by.

• I'm not submissive, so if you're looking for a sub/slave/pet, please pass on by.

• I don't call anyone mistress, madam or any other term indicating subservience (see above).

• I don't send pictures, so please don't ask.

• I don't send money, so please don't ask. That includes help for food, rent, broken phones, whatever.

• I don't send Apple gift cards (yes, I have been asked for those) so again, please don't ask.

Other that that... If you're female, sexy, horny, fancy a bit of old(er) British and can type in correct English using more than two words to a sentence, I'm here often. :)