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kellyqueen
1 month ago
Lesbian Female
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granted but now its 155 out with 100% humidity


I wish I wasn't born with A.D.D
Granted, but its only two drops left


I wish I could have sex with Katy Perry
granted but now your fridge is busted.

I wish I wasn't so picky with what I buy
granted but now HT is a dumb arse.

I wish my keyboard was not so sticky.
Granted but I can't stay long.

I wish the people I have to deal with day by day would listen more.
Granted but all he wants is some milk duds like you gave Wolf Blitzer and Katie Couric.

I wish I wasn't shy so much anymore.
Granted but your financially stable in the tiny country of Armenia

I wish groceries were a bit cheaper.
Granted but its a cardboard cut out of Charlie Sheen

I wish it was bikini weather again.
Granted but you are in town for jungle animals and they are hungry.

I wish for a pay raise.
Granted but you may need a fire extinguisher for she is on fire(literally)

I wish people were not idiots when they visit Ohio
Granted but you are forced to use Internet Explorer 4.0 forever!

I wish I could cook without burning half(or more) of the meals.
Granted but there is nothing to drink

I wish for a SLIGHTLY higher speed limit on the ohio roads