Granted but you are not allowed in.
I wish for a bigger tv
granted but now its 155 out with 100% humidity
I wish I wasn't born with A.D.D
Granted but its really me in costume.
I wish it would snow more.
Granted, but its only two drops left
I wish I could have sex with Katy Perry
granted but now your fridge is busted.
I wish I wasn't so picky with what I buy
granted but now HT is a dumb arse.
I wish my keyboard was not so sticky.
Granted but I can't stay long.
I wish the people I have to deal with day by day would listen more.
Granted but all he wants is some milk duds like you gave Wolf Blitzer and Katie Couric.
I wish I wasn't shy so much anymore.
Granted but your financially stable in the tiny country of Armenia
I wish groceries were a bit cheaper.
Granted but its a cardboard cut out of Charlie Sheen
I wish it was bikini weather again.
Granted but you are in town for jungle animals and they are hungry.
I wish for a pay raise.
Granted but you may need a fire extinguisher for she is on fire(literally)
I wish people were not idiots when they visit Ohio
because she was attracted to my sexyness
Granted but you are forced to use Internet Explorer 4.0 forever!
I wish I could cook without burning half(or more) of the meals.
Granted but there is nothing to drink
I wish for a SLIGHTLY higher speed limit on the ohio roads