Granted but he is too busy tying sea turtles together with the hair from his back to pay any attention to you.
I wish I had a guinea pig
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kellyqueen
1 month ago
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Granted but they turn ugly once you take your eyes off each one granted.
I wish I lived in Alaska
I wish I lived in Alaska
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Granted but you end up blowing your 2nd chances on $20 lottery tickets and don't win a single dime.
I wish I could dance.
I wish I could dance.
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Granted but its Fran Dresher wearing a red head wig.
I wish to visit France again.
I wish to visit France again.
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granted but it is from Bob Barker after his hands were in a large bag of ice.
I wish to have my own private island.
I wish to have my own private island.
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Granted but your future involves poor investments and a trip to Thailand where you lose your wallet, your left big toe and you have a piercing on your left butt cheek
I wish for a new color for my car.
I wish for a new color for my car.
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Granted but due to scheduling conflicts they never have time to hang out with you.
I wish for a dog
I wish for a dog
