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keoloke
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States

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Quote by chocolategirl
How many Lushies have you chatted with somewhere other than lush ( , MSN, actual emails, etc) 12, 4 no longer on lush
How many Lushies have you spoken to either on the phone or some other voice service? 5, 2 no longer on lush
How many on Lush know details about your personal life, such as real name (first/last), phone numbers, address, actual email addie, or seen real pics other than what might be on your profile? 14, 4 no longer on lush
How many Lushies have you met or know IRL? none


ChocGirl
You're fast. You have interacted with so many and some are not even on Lush anylonger? And you're here just a few days?

I love choc myself, although I prefer dark.
Dear myself

After today visit to Lush, stick with the "you seen it one you seen it all" substandard erotica websites, as they will not sequester you.
Do not visit again. Lush should be illegal, as it is an high quality, seductively addictive meeting place. The registration process should have besides a disclaimer also a post scriptum with all the possible side effects which are still being found and investigated as we speak.

It's been reported that computer keyboards and the newest cell phones have the key letter L in red. The advise here is to completely remove the above mentioned key and stick a piece of chewing gum in its place. Please do use spearmint and not bubblegum as it may bring to memory the color red.

Please be patient, a case is been build and the All Mighty Lady from Down Under, Gav (dont know who he/she is)and her followers will be brought to justice. Including the now apparent innocent kangaroos and the warm spa monkeys from the East.


ps as gurlyboy has said "don't drink and Lush"

......I think I just did.
Quote by principessa


Sorry, Keoloke, you are no Watson. The lie was Norway.


You blonde cheater. well it was stupid of me... Norway cannot have Principesse.

Yup, it was Mr. Holmes on the phone. He told me about Norway, and.. I do not have a job. Sigh!

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My 3 truths

1) I have visited 7 countries .... (seven ???)

2) I have never been drunk .... (what?)

3) I’m a lousy cook .... (Hello, do you deliver?)

4) I like organic gardening .... (aah what?)

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Above me Noraj69


1. I have a tattoo.
2. My dog and 2 cats own me.
3. I work nights.
4. I like chocolate. == LIE=== hum choc n dogs not good together.
Quote by principessa


1. I am bilingual

2. I am a natural blonde

3. I have been to Norway

4. I went to art school. --- L I E ---
.

I got it ..didn't I?

p.s. I'm sure you're bi (lingual that is) . I'm quite sure you're blonde (but not that blonde, I got that).
Norway, hum hum blonde... theyyy do go together, hum.
You could have artistic abilities, but I choose this as a lie because of these indirect sugestions: bilingual, Norway and "Out For Dinner".

If I got it, I could have some future with Mr Holmes. Oh phone is ringing already
Quote by littlemissbitch


THATS why she loses her right to privacy.


Ditto
Pixie
1. I am the youngest of 7 kids.
2. I can pick things up with my toes.
3. I was born in Oregon === L I E ===
4. I can write with my left and right hands.


chefkathleen
1.I was close to having a novel published once
2.I've met Stephan King
3.I have red hair
4.I've never seen Africa === L I E ===

I'm pretty confident in these. Am I right?
Kevin Kline as
Dave Kovic/Bill Mitchell in the movie Dave


Tim Robbins as
Andy Dufresne in the movie The Shawshank Redemption
Bond...Lush Bond always, not the bat.

But hey, If you had included MacGyver and Jason Bourne than it would have been Bourne instead of Bond
I do agree that Apple wants and in part has controll. When they say that a rectangular with rounded edges cannot be used by any other company because its an Apple design, it's non sense.

To answer the post. I had android, right now iPhone because I need my cell to work and they work damn good. Also Apple must have one of the best support, and instantly if you visit their store.

My complain with the iphone: With the Androids that I had, I used to always carry an extra fully charged battery and swap it if needed, I was never without power.
I usually CHECK IN on my cell (yeah it sucks)

. . CHECK OUT comfortably on my PC at home.
Quote by principessa


I agree. She was naive to think that this could not happen, especially with the history of the paparazzi with Diana. She would have to concede that relinquishing the privacy of an unknown citizen was part of the deal in marrying into the royal family. A hard way to learn this lesson. Perhaps she was not thinking about it at the time, being in France, where women going topless to sunbathe is common.



Agree, well said.


I don't mean to stir bad blood here... Just my humble opinion, my apology if I offend someone's thoughts or beliefs.

Boobs pics... Who cares! I have not seen the pics. I'm assuming and hope she was not naked.

She's a lovely woman with such a natural and classic beauty, but...
They want it all and yes, how naive. It's not a big price to pay for what she now has. I personally don't find this event as bad as their wedding. I believe, if they would have said that their wedding was going to be scaled down a bit in lieu of the recent economic situations. They would have been the most loved couple ever.

I don't know if a lawsuit will be brought up, but it would only give more exposure. These magazines include lawsuits in their budget. In this case a fine of @ 35000 Euros, and probably some jail time.

Not in touch with the reality at all. A gargantuan wedding while peoples are loosing their jobs, homes and families and topless in the open when everything can be recorded.

Rule number one for famous peoples: if is questionable... Do not call, write or be present if you do not want to answer.
. L U S H

it's not porn

It's a Social Movement

.... with Benefits



We're up to something here. Well, the almighty lady from Down-Under.
It reinforces what we know about diet, alcohol use and smoking.

Although not so restricted if you're not... But a diabetic diet is the way to nourish our body.

Thousand of literatures on the danger of smoking.

Result: Disease is a choice
They are going nuts over-creating features, (your friends are not doing anything, LOL) of course for the sake of getting new users.
Unfortunately many features that we have to accept or tricking into accepting them are at times in the way of a smooth usage.

I like and use but I have accepted the extra safety for signing in and now every time I change computer or on my cell I have to get a security code before I sign in.

Than there's the Important mail box that I do not get on my cell. So I get new mail, but it doesn't show, or I'll have to tweak it.

The simpler always works better.

I also use Mail.com and fastmail.fm which is a serious and powerful email system

Has anyone tried to bundle up all of your email address into one? Most support it. I would like to know your verdict.


Hum Lushmail.com Yum Yum. Arghhh do we need another email account? (joke) Yes, we do! Yes we do!
Please almighty lady from down-under do not cancel my account. Kisses
Yes. They always did it to me. It adds another layer to peel.
Lush although not an online dating site, is actually no different from any other. I would add that it could better. If you and the other person are portraying true to yourselves you may end up with the best companion ever.

matchmakers, Clubs, circles of friends, job sites and web sites are no different. Now we have a vast field but the physics are the same in my opinion.

Of course use common sense in actually meeting the person. A couple of emails ( don't get caught in too many), a few phone conversations, than meet in a public place and with a chaperon. See its all the same. Than mmmm, well than its all private.

It would be great to hear about the people who met and got married.
Hey what about a story for Lush.

Lushies Souls Married.
Read, read it all about it
I won't let her. If suddenly caught by surprise, I would look for the candid camera.

Don't compare a club (and what club) with the street.

And you would do this to someone in the street?
You can and probably should act any fantasies you like, but they should not involve an unaware unwilling human being. Otherwise it becames an experiment, which you should do in an confined and controlled environment.


Since you cannot know the person reaction, I believe the "experiment" is disrespectful selfish and crude.

What if... the person gets an hearth attack

ps You wrote "wow! So glad I live where guys are not so uptight." I have never been rude (and trying not to be) to anyone here on Lush, but I'm puzzled by where you live.
OK what I have learned from this thread is:

A) Most of the bi female are in reality "55 years old perv men"
ouch, must remove all bi female friends

B) Men are boring to chat with
Heyyyyy

C) A woman is like a Ferrari, sleek and curvy and fun to drive
Wow cool but.. expensive

D) A man is like an Army jeep, rough and crude but... powerful. Well in bed but still boring at chit chat.
wroom wroom arf arf
Generalizing as saying that someone is being honest thus not saying lies vs someone who we say is a liar is like saying there is only black and white. Some shades of black would appear to us as that if not put against a pure black.

Lying is part of our daily life. People's needs room so give room. A wife, husband, a partner and best friend are people too.

On the other hand there are people's who lie so much, that they don't even know that they are lying, or just defend the lie to extreme.

During our work day we're surrounded by constant deceivers and most of all is just lies. The political world is all about manipulation of the truth; so once if it's been tainted and its not the truth anylonger, what is it?

I'm no defending the liars since I'm not much of a good liar myself, but I do agree with WellMadeMan. If you keep speaking the truth all the time you will keep on falling behind other peoples. Your own truth is put to good use for their lies.

This is the world we live in.
I like it all, lately I have been trying eggs over easy and pancakes. My favorite, as I have also voted is french toast. At times I like to prepare a somehow variation consisting of 2 slices of the FT with a slice of mozzarella cheese sealed in between. It's actually another product altogether that also suited for brunch.
I do feel that maybe Is been made too much out of this even if most was offered as an advise for the worst case scenario.

Going by your info and only by it. If it fits your bill, go ahead and have sex. Maybe spooning, I personally cannot see any other position.
Quote by mattyp
Hi everyone, I got a little carried away last night and replied to loads of old posts, I'm not trying to be a pain in the ass so please accept this apology. I was just a little down and was trawling through the forums. sad Sorry!


No need for apology, you have not done anything wrong. Don't let yourself down because you actually did good. Your "trawling" was a self administered therapy.
Hey, we discover ourself in a moment of need not when all is well.
Quote by SensualDesires83
I could not agree more. I have never sent a message saying to comment on my photos either because, as you say, if one really wants to comment on them, one will.


I could not agree more either. People campaign to get a badge? I have to come here, online, on Lush to accumulate more emblems to show others.
Oh come on, we do plenty of that on our daily life. I just refuse to do it on Lush also. And what do some peoples do here with hundreds of friends anyway?

I'm not against badges at all. But I will not campaign or instigate peoples to read and comment on stories or pics, and I don't have neither.
Ha, some would say thats because you don't have any.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
When I read the question - the first thing that comes to my mind is a male friend that I have put into the "friend-zone" but who still is looking for some opportunity to change my mind or move things into FWB status. If I'm not attracted to the guy, I'm not going to a nude beach with him - I don't care whether he's a friend or not. Since I'm not in the nudist lifestyle, I'd just end up seeing it as some kind of subtle manipulative attempt to turn the friendship into something more, and if it hasn't already gone that route, there's probably a good reason for it not to.

If it was a male friend and we were naturally verging on going into friends-with-benefits territory and there was mutual chemistry then yeah, it sounds like it could be a fun, casual way to turn the corner.



Very well dear Dancing_Doll AKA Alpha Blonde.. but not a blonde. I like what you wrote.

I'm not into the dating arena. If I was, it would be an exciting and incredibly challenging feat just to think of accompany you somewhere. Not to a nudist area however. It would take away too many emotions from the journey, and I don't consider myself an Alpha Male... your favorite (or only) staple.

Be well.
The amont that we can see in our daily life is related to the amont that is in our personal luggage.

If its not in there, we cannot see it.
Quote by adele


I do have something...... Plus have you ever taken a black light to a dark bathroom where the seat is left up every time it is flushed. Once you do, you will not only put the seat down, but the lid as well. Try it if you don't believe me!


Also for the above reason, I must say that years ago with two little girls in the house I started to never lift the seat up because I sit even for number one.

Another must do practice is be to put the lids down before flushing. if you don't.. It's a fact that is allover the bathroom even on your toothbrush. No joke.
Congrats ChefKat

This is a man's bible for women. The arguments that we could eliminate, also very funny.

It's always hard but very productive to step into someone also shoes.
lafayettemister. This story is so funny, and the fact that it's true makes it even more delightful.

HUM hum hint.... Quick... Lady from down under... make a section for funny stories.