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keoloke
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States

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As most, I was looking for erotic stories. Immediately the site layout and some stories made me stay! I did a little of some experimentation at first and here I'm now.

== Yes, I have told Nicola, Principessa, Shylass, Cocokisses, Mazza and others. --==/ JOKE

I have told one person so far (should I get a souvenir?), I'm not sure I wil be able to tell (I would like too) more people since I have been actively using the forum... you get my drift... do you?
Quote by principessa
I do not believe that comments should be anonymous. If you feel that you do not want to make negative comments publicly, you have the option to give constructive criticism in a PM. As for scoring, allowing it to be anonymous opens the door for those who bear ill will, jealousy or other negative feelings that have nothing to do with your work to lower your score. Although it would be nice to ignore this and take it from whence it comes - perhaps from a spurned lover or a rival for someone's affection (who knows?) - it is really a petty thing to do. There are a number of us who have been subject to this kind of sneaky ill will.


Quote by elitfromnorth
Go ahead and vote on my stories, BUT if you're gonna vote it any less than a 5 then tell me, either in the comment field or send me a PM, why you didn't give me a 5. I do as best as I can and there is very little improvement that can be done without the proper feedback. If I don't know what's wrong, how will I fix it? Sure, by reading other stories I can pick up phrasing or maybe minor techniques that will improve mine, I won't improve. So gimme feedback! Praise is nice, but constructive criticism is just as good.


While I do also believe that anonymous feedback would open an animosity playground as explained above by Principessa, I must add that some serious peoples could be inclined to give an appropriate as the feel feedback if they are hidden behind a mask. I still, however do not support anonymousness.

I highly agree with elitfromnorth and to even further explain this lets look at a company that has started, based and not long ago further improved the way how their website works. I’m talking about Ebay and their feedback. So not to blindly go into a business transaction with just a “user name” you can read about how that user name conducts himself/herself online. But there’s more…

Elitfromnorth has said “if you're gonna vote it any less than a 5 then tell me” and that’s also how eBay works now.. if you give less than perfect (it’s still good) but the seller gets penalized. This is why they say if you don’t feel that you can give me a perfect score..please let me know. Same as elitfromnorth has said. I feel it’s the right thing to do.

I do understand that a story besides other factors has also feed your own imagination, so it’s also on a personal aspect how we give the vote, but I have read (and I’m 99.9% that many will agree) some stories that have received the Famous Story award because (I believe) of external reasons, as author’s incredible photos, possibly.. fake, and I didn’t say that.

That could be another reason why LS has the Editor’s Picks category, and I certainly appreciate that. I can only immagine the constant work and decisions to keep this web site.
Dear "has a brain" ....?

you have mentioned the words fat, woman, affair and choccolate, well you thought you were going to get simpathy from the very same peoples that you would want the piece of ass from?

A) There must be something also.

B) You don't want an advise, you want a piece of it. Try another site!

C) The screw that you will do would not be worth the screw that you will get!

Hey, just talk to her and when you do, make sure you don't use any of the words above. Well you could bring the choccolate, maybe she would say "ohh I really should not eat that" and you hand her a small piece anyway.
I can't really say I have used particular rhymes or whole song as an advise. When I do listen to some songs that have had an impact on me, I'm brought back to a certain state of mind. As a result of this, at times I actually use them for that purpose.. as a example, when I need to be brought back to earth and in a peaceful state and to reconsider what's really important, I may listen to The Trapezee Swinger. As I have opposite songs when I need to be alert or creative.

Wow shylass, what a collection of post (mantraps) ha

Ahhhh so many virgins, so few willing "educators".

Post Scriptum
I honestly think that Lush should have some royalties on site conquered virgin. Hey this is not adult friend finder, although you won't find purity there.
I have AT&T. About a year ago it received one of the worst rating if not the worst, see Consumer Reports. It has changed a lot ever since.

My experience and two cents: a great customer service should come from the the brand of your cellphone co. not from your service co.

The service that you use is either good or bad... for you. Do you have a very good reception overall where you use your cell? If you don't switch company. If you do, well what also can they do? Just as if you don't, they cannot do anything about it unless they put new towers were it will affect you in a positive way.

What's important today is an unlimited service, or an ample one that sadisfies your usage. You can't count minutes any longer and expecially with the smart phones with their data usage. My service still is not unlimited, but I have the convenience of calling any carrier cell, they don't need to be on my network, the same is for Text. For the data (internet) what I have is plenty for me. This is what counts.

It's not the case anylonger, but many years ago when I complained (tmobile) that my cell would not work in my home. The answer was that a cell it's not for home usage. This, just to prove of my explanation above.

In what way has Sprint not sadisfied you as a customer service?
Quote by nicola


A little bit different from listening to a classical orchestra on Bondi Beach, while the sun comes up!

(what's the betting I don't get up in time)



Well I really hope you got up on time.. Breakfast, classical live music and a great place. I did something similar to that on Sunday morning, well just before noon. Just instead of breakfast it was brunch, the music was live from a piano, the place was also great, although a courtyard, it was indoor. A serene ambiance with exquisite various cuisines, impossible to try them all, accompanied with soft piano notes, and we were seated right by the fountains and piano. Actually no one wants to seat there because of the occasional water sprinkle. Aaahh everyday hustling reality is faraway in NY. A weekend away to Lancaster county in Pennsylvania is always welcomed.

It's been awhile now that I think of how I would feel like to stay in a place somewhere where year round temperatures are mild, (morning music on a beach mid October?) especially with the fast approaching cooler weather here.

The Bondi beach webcam (as other that I watch at times) always brings a smile on my face.

Champagne Sunday Brunch 360 view...The Eden Resort

What on earth are Haggies ?
Quote by nicola
I prefer being outside rather than cooped up in a gym. Depending on the weather, I:

- swim
- jog
- cycle
- take long brisk walks
- sexercise

How do you keep in shape?


When because of your location you can exercise (well with the exception of sexercise) outside all year round is really great and easy to establish a working routine.

Gym is not for everyone, part of summer (NY) can be too hot and part of the winter way too cold. To keep on changing routine it's hard.... but it can give you excellent excuses. Haa!
Quote by MoonlightSerenity


Ah Melatonin... Where would I be without you?

On a serious note, if you want to start taking the above substance talk to your doctor first to help you figure out how much to take, and don't hassle them to make it higher if it doesn't work as they'll just say there isn't enough proof to do that. (Trust me, I've tried)


I disagree, since as yourself I have taken melatonin and has worked great for me. The idea of popping a pill and and waiting for miracles (not to say that this is your case) to happens is extremely common. It must be also helped by making sure that the room is completely dark and to start to relax a good two hours before bedtime and so many other healthy habits.

There are as now over 4,000 studies on melatonin in the scientific literature. There are no evidence of toxicity. It has anti-aging and anti-cancer properties, and is an extremely safe substance.

Since Melatonin strongly stimulate the immune system (which is good), the only people who should not take it are those with any auto immune diseases, and as usual, also pregnant women.

Maybe you could give it another try, it's better than a drug for sure!
Wow there isn't anything real that I can add in this post.
At side of underlaying causes that may need to be investigated by a physician, the below info should give you relief.

Create a sleeping pattern by going to sleep and waking up at a set time, no matter what. Help yourself with Melatonin, but have your bedroom completely dark, no faint lights whatsoever, Melatonin will not give you the intended result if there’s light. Our body already makes melatonin, but not if it's "noon" in your bedroom. Most window shades let to much light in the room.

Drink Chamomile tea (NOT for pregnant women), two bags in about 10 oz of water, let it steep for 15 min, regardless of what is says on the box than sip it slowly as you relax and unwind in a comfortable chair. Have a cup (only one bag) in the afternoon so to get accustomed with the taste if you never drank it, please no sugar.
Chamomile has a proven calming effect, it does not have of course caffeine. It's made from a flower of a plant similar to a daisy.
Of course you should discontinue any caffeinated beverages by the early afternoon. If any at all.

If you use an alarm put it away were you cannot see the time or shine it's light on you. There are so many other helpful proactive actions that you can also take.

Start to slowly unwind at least two hours before your set bedtime, no hard music, no checking bills, etc.
If you still cannot sleep. DO NOT STAY in bed, just get up, sit at a table and relax, think of what is been bothering you. You will come up with the answer! You probably should try this first!
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I was always drawn towards sex scenes or dirty parts in books when I was really young, so I just sought out more and more. I admit, I was more into surfing porn than reading erotica online growing up... However, from as early as I can remember I would write my own dirty stories on scraps of paper and turn myself on that way. I liked being able to cater it to my own kinks. I often wrote dirty stories in the backs of notebooks while bored in class sometimes as well.

I only started reading online erotica about a year ago when I first found Lush... it spiralled from there.


Pretty much the same here. As a kid I found a few porn magazine and although it felt like an incredible discovery watching all of those beautiful women naked, it faded soon after. Bored I kept on turning the pages as to find the newer girl of the day, I stumbled on a story, I read a bit of it and it penetrated my mind. I remember thinking wow this is better than the photos.

I than started also to write a little to adapt the story to my liking. I have been reading erotica and jotting down a few of my thoughts ever since. Although I feel that my stories are great, the difference is that I don't write as good for someone also but me to read it.
I do however "wash" my hands after writing and toss most of my writing two day later.. Wash again the hands.

Lush as a better quality site fitted well with me.
someone came up and said that to you? Don't go there anymore. Since you were with friends and not alone I would have answered "mirror it's not clear, I like girls"

Anyway another stupid one "did it hurt when you fell form the sky.. angel?"

Answer is "no it didn't, but it hurts now looking at you"
You should be able to tune to a classical music radio.. or online.

They don't just play the music, they also mention the title, the artist and at times a bit of the story of it. It will get you familiar with some works and their artist. Than you'll go from there!
Naked? No!

I'm always doing something. Shorts at least, and if i'm cooking shirt too. Don't need hot spills on me.

So many peoples answered naked. No matter what you do at home you're naked? Cooking? Cleaning? Reading a book on the sofa? ... Online on Lush? OK, bad example!
It may seems conterproductive but anytime you eat something you will speed your metabolism. Too many peoples in the morning go hours without eating, it’s very wrong. Also during the day don’t go too many hours without eating a least a piece of fruit or just carry some grapes and have just a few every hour or so, which it will also maintain your sugar at a stable level instead of too many up and down.

Half an hour of exercise will speed up your metabolic rate for hours after you're stopped the exercise.
-- MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted................. yup, and it cost me.
Strong-willed and highly motivated. ......If I like it
Sharp thoughts........... yup
Easily angered......... Yes, with an explanation.
Attracts others and loves attention...... yup
Deep feelings........ yup, too deep.
Beautiful physically and mentally........ Am I going to say no to this?
Firm Standpoint. .........Yes.. too firm!
Needs no motivation............... The fact is the motivation never did help me much, but if I like.. wow!
Shy towards opposite sex............. Heyyyy, well yes. I don't have "one meet all line" so I need a few min to hear and observe before ingaging my mouth, so to proper connect at an emotional level.
Easily consoled............. Yup, I'm a sucker for sweet talk.
Systematic (left brain)............. Yes, I progress methodically, but I'm also artistic. I draw, paint.
Loves to dream.............. Yup too much.
Strong clairvoyance....................... Yup, got that "sense" that's were I get all confused Haaa
Understanding............. Yup, way too much at times
Sickness usually in the ear and neck.............. This is NOT true.
Good imagination................ Yup, too much LOL.
Good physical................ Move over Cloney
Weak breathing............. This is very very true!
Loves literature and the arts............... Yup, Since I was a little kid
Loves traveling.............. YES
Dislike being at home................ hummm Not so!
Restless................ It's the caffeeeeine, even in the green tea!
Not having many children.................. Well Medieval Times are over
Hardworking............... Yup
High-spirited............... Yup

Overall Impressive


Some elaboration would make it a bit more personal. Example: "Loves traveling (yes) . Dislike being at home (well becasue I love to travel, but I would love the privacy and comfort of a home were I travel, not an hotel room."
I would incredibly love to visit it first, so sure why not. Just the thought that something that was made here on hearth it's on another planet it gives me the chills.

Space is our future, hope they will be ready.
Quote by Moon

I agree let's have a margarita!


Two please
Last news regarding Gliese is from the International Centre for Radio Astronomy Research at Curtin University in Perth, AU. They have been ears dropping and the say that there isn’t intelligent life.
Remember that life can also mean just some bacteria.

Nevertheless the discovery of a earth like planet is mind blowing

Haaaa If there is oil we would probably find the way to get there.
I hope not too much money gets spent in these researches.
I don't have much of a celebrity crush.

To answer the post. The classic, unique, assertive Catherine Hepburn
While this thread is legit, it's view is to narrow.

You don't like what you see, just move over. No judgment.
- I knew I was a parent when my "shower repertoire" included the Spice Girls, sorry Don Henley and Stevie Nicks. And the kids loved it. Now when by mistake I found myself still whistling that tune the say "oh dad, yuk gross, what r you gay"

- You're a parent when you see your wife/partner and she replies " you want what again? You know what I did all day?

But # 1 you know you're a parent when the 7.0 liter convertible is still on that pic on the wall while in the driveway there's a 7 seater minivan.
Jim Croce (great voice lost way too soon)

Eagles.. as making new songs (They said they would reunite when hell freezes over. So when they actually did they had to come up with that title)

Electric Light Orchestra

Abba (a few years ago they refused the equivalent of 1 billion dollars for a series of concert) money money money

The Police

a few other groups usually killed by their own vanity as a result of success.
I don't know the percentage of fake profile and I'm not even going to guess it.

I don't however believe that as some have mentioned that it is as high as 90 to 95 %. The day I will believe that, would be the day that I would probably leave the site as a member and just be a guest for the stories.

DancingDoll wrote some great guidelines. Thanks!
I would add to that: if someone ask for your friendship without saying one word and without any prior interaction they just need to know when you're online... Consider it 99.9 fake and even if it isn't you may not want to interact with.
Great Links WellMadeMan, thanks and yes scary.

Could it be a conspiracy to diminish world population? Hum, just usual greedy business. The end result is the same anyway.
I do have a few tees that have a slogan or motto. They were given to me as a gift, but I do not wear them ever.

I do not wear t-shirts with slogans or big logos brand. I do wear a few with an inconspicuous logo as I dont have much of a choice. If I could remove it I would.

Why on earth would I want to wear something with a huge logo and be a human billboard for free... actually by buying the tshirt I would pay them to wear their name. I would need to get paid to do that as the Formula1 cars... My 2 cents