I wrote about this stupidity in another thread I believe last year. This is seriously unfair to the author.
On another note, it is also not appropriate to give a great score to a story based on profile pics.
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Quote by nicola
My money is on Alan for the guys! That man sure has learnt the networking ropes over the last few years...
I'll take the stats directly from Google Analytics on our web server, I don't think we'll mess around with a leaderboard this time around, unless Gav says it's easy to do.
I have a question related to the competition.
Since it gets recorded in a log the unique member views counter, would you be able to tell the position also?
For example: if Nicola in the month of June has been the 5th member to view my profile, would you (Google Analytics) able to tell me that?
Thanks for your time.
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Everyone grows at a different pace, after years we are to a certain extent different. Besides us, our companion has changed also. This is inevitable, it does not warrant or need for a split. Usually a serious of events and... yes unspoken words lead to more serious trouble in the relationship.
When I hear "ohh he's a duochebag" or "she's a hoar" he/she cheated. Well someone one day must explain to me the definition of cheating. Like is that the moment when a penis enter the vagina? Not years before when the connection, than the respect was gone?
Cheating is rarely about sex.
When I hear "ohh he's a duochebag" or "she's a hoar" he/she cheated. Well someone one day must explain to me the definition of cheating. Like is that the moment when a penis enter the vagina? Not years before when the connection, than the respect was gone?
Cheating is rarely about sex.
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How so? Discriminating against people who don't know what a camera is?
Ha Ha Ha... yes the camera.
Well in a way yes. Many people do not, and never will any longer know how to load a film into a camera.. film? What film? You mean bytes?
OK here I go (may I be damned.. and out of all the peoples, I go and say this to you)
“I’m going to do my best to enter this competition". Well, I said it, ouch!
Besides the obvious and considering that is finally starting to get warm here, (this is not Terra Australis) so finally more outdoor time. Getting a story ready for the competition would be a great accomplishment.. for me.
Now if I can only get cocokisses distracted, so to sneak the story in…
p.s. When I do get the story in and when I WIN the competition, I’ll take the Down Under trip instead of the camera, please. I won’t bother you much. I can pet and sleep next to a little kangaroo, please take no offense that I will not pet or sleep next to your pussy….cat, as I’m highly allergic to her. Be well.
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I'm stuck with Kay Parker and it ended there.
They still making porn? Really? wow amazing.
Oh yeah a man and a woman walking in a street. Next scene fully naked banging on a bed.
Stick with the revolutionary method of reading a great sex story with lots of details. The picture (in your head) will be much better.
They still making porn? Really? wow amazing.
Oh yeah a man and a woman walking in a street. Next scene fully naked banging on a bed.
Stick with the revolutionary method of reading a great sex story with lots of details. The picture (in your head) will be much better.
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Not fair Mother Goose not fair, very discriminatory contest as usual. Why not a contest for the rejects?
Aaanyway I do not want that camera.
What about this one? If the camera is not available, I'll take the girl.. see.. I'm flexible. A trip to AU is also feasible.
Aaanyway I do not want that camera.
What about this one? If the camera is not available, I'll take the girl.. see.. I'm flexible. A trip to AU is also feasible.
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Haha how come NONE of the guys on here have small cocks!? Seems a little coincidental?! lol
I am not particularly big whilst flacid but am a 'grower' to just under the 7" mark. This is actually true and can be backed up by photographic proof, I wonder how many others who are in the 8-10" bracket can do the same?lol
Many can. It's easy, it's been done by the porn industry.
1) camera really close, the beast will look bigger.
2) If the camera shoots from below looking up, it will look bigger.
3) Anything shot at 45 degree angles will look bigger.
Never shoot from above or at a 90 degree or with a long lens it will flatten.. ouch!
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I'm stunned that this topic got soooo many replies.
1) shouldn't be how big is your cock and how large or deep is your .... not the tits. What, woman sex don't cunt.. ahem, count?
2) some answers might be in internet inches. One net inch = 1"3/8 inches or 3.5 cm (check any adult site, none has a 5" 1/2 dick)
3) smaller fit in hand tits are not good?
...Just a little humor, enjoy the rest of the inches or DoubleD
1) shouldn't be how big is your cock and how large or deep is your .... not the tits. What, woman sex don't cunt.. ahem, count?
2) some answers might be in internet inches. One net inch = 1"3/8 inches or 3.5 cm (check any adult site, none has a 5" 1/2 dick)
3) smaller fit in hand tits are not good?
...Just a little humor, enjoy the rest of the inches or DoubleD
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Yup, I read the article too. This is when you say:
800 millions and I got dick?
Of course it wasn't intentional, just maneuvers to check the terrain before the order is given to move.. Right! Right?
I still get chills when I see new pictures of those rovers on Mars.. hmm getting it now.
800 millions and I got dick?
Of course it wasn't intentional, just maneuvers to check the terrain before the order is given to move.. Right! Right?
I still get chills when I see new pictures of those rovers on Mars.. hmm getting it now.
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Quote by SydneySider
.....Besides, its the lens that makes the difference most of the time.
Great comment.
I’m a photog enthusiast. When someone ask me regarding a camera because they want to take those great photos that they see, I remind them that it was the trained eye behind the camera that took the photo. If they ask me again, as most often happens. I tell them (as you have commented) that the camera it’s just a box that used to hold film and now instead it has a chip. It was the lens that made the pic.
...extraordinary photos and techniques, congrats.
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Would you believe Im so paranoid about losing my photos I have a back up hard drive for my back up hard drive
Cute how you put it. No, you're not being PARANOID. I have not made the word too paranoid right?
I usually make now 3 copies. All get stashed in different locations. I do not trust the hard drives much, just my thoughts.. I do not have a valid reason not to.
On another note: what I find complicated is the cataloging (for retrieving) of the photos. What do you use?
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I understand, although I don't think you'll get much of a representative sample from a site like Lush, where most of us are sexually charged. Most people here will admit to being at the very least bi-curious, but you kind of have to wade through the bullshit, so to speak, because a great majority here are great pretenders. They claim to be bisexual or the like just to seem more appealing. Or maybe there are those that are genuinely bi-curious, who have these desires but have never acted on them. Good luck with your results, and hopefully people will give you honest responses.
Great response. The “declared bi-sex” is however at only 25% so far. Still too early to call it.
Fun and interesting topic
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I met a man on here..... I begged him to talk to me again, but all ......
You didn't ask for this but please allow me.
Never ever beg anyone for anything. It's like forcing someone to give you something. If it's not willingly given it's not worth anything.
I do understand your position, however digest the pain and deal with it. Your misfortune was going to end sooner and with honor.
About your post.
The word "love" must be one of the most overused word. It's used so much in anything just for the sound of it that people have became desensitized.
Myself, I have actually never told anyone that I loved them if I didn't meant it. But yes I had a friend that used it a lot to get what he wanted.. today he's the one still searching for it.
I have just looked at your avatar.... You're a LS member since.. 15 days ago? and you meet this guy here?
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hmm never really done the role play thing as we both end up laughing, but can always retry. For myself I would have to ask her again. For her it would a Nurse.. nurses are gooood and they always take care of your wellbeing. A team of nurses would be good too, in that case a defibrillator nearby would it be safe to have. mmmmmmmmmmm it sounds so good.
Ok running to the uniform store now.. see ya later.
Ok running to the uniform store now.. see ya later.
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I totally agree with D_D and also agree with Principessa regarding the managing of the profile. So, I feel that it should be left as it is. As the website grows it’s fine to tweak it, but when you fall into the trap to introduce so many features, it can be made unfriendly and resentful.
At times if I read a story or a forum comment that I particularly like, I might go and briefly check the profile. It is one of the most significant window to that member; it’s there to be read.
All of these profiles are like homes on LS planet. Peoples pass by us all the time and they can. If they happen to knock by sending you a message than is up to you how to handle it and or let them in or not… but they can pass by your block, click and look at your window.
p.s. Do nicola, gav and cocokisses need to know that I check their profile every other day? NOOOOOO!!! I wrote this in disappearing bytes-ink, every one can read it but them. haaa
hmm yeah use the energy, time and dough to make scratch n sniff profiles webpages.. ooops than we would need the warning feature "OSP". Offending Stench Profile.. do not click. Hmm, I bet cocokisses profile would smell great.
At times if I read a story or a forum comment that I particularly like, I might go and briefly check the profile. It is one of the most significant window to that member; it’s there to be read.
All of these profiles are like homes on LS planet. Peoples pass by us all the time and they can. If they happen to knock by sending you a message than is up to you how to handle it and or let them in or not… but they can pass by your block, click and look at your window.
p.s. Do nicola, gav and cocokisses need to know that I check their profile every other day? NOOOOOO!!! I wrote this in disappearing bytes-ink, every one can read it but them. haaa
hmm yeah use the energy, time and dough to make scratch n sniff profiles webpages.. ooops than we would need the warning feature "OSP". Offending Stench Profile.. do not click. Hmm, I bet cocokisses profile would smell great.
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Yup.. done it in a car.. usually it's spontaneous and most times nowhere to go, so you just do it, can't let the moment pass. I have done it again with the wife, just for the fun.. safer.
Check the vid of a BJ in the car.. it's actually a commercial from Germany.. no way it could have aired in US.. too scandalous here.. but all bang on the job and everywhere with everyone! Sorry not ALL!
Check the vid of a BJ in the car.. it's actually a commercial from Germany.. no way it could have aired in US.. too scandalous here.. but all bang on the job and everywhere with everyone! Sorry not ALL!