Wow!
She's was lucky to have left the door open. That car might have rolled outside with who knows what consequences.
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keoloke
Over 90 days ago
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(48% slutty), NY USA
Well I knew that I wasn't going to be classified as a serial-slut. Among other things, I passed (improper?) advances of my friend ex gf. Yup, still banging my head. It was his ex and I wasn't with everyone at that time. It's a miracle I got 48%.
I guess I really suck as a slut, hmm that's a oxymoron.
Well I knew that I wasn't going to be classified as a serial-slut. Among other things, I passed (improper?) advances of my friend ex gf. Yup, still banging my head. It was his ex and I wasn't with everyone at that time. It's a miracle I got 48%.
I guess I really suck as a slut, hmm that's a oxymoron.
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Quote by nicola
Considering we have 160,000 members, I'm a little disappointed at how few views and comments that video of ours has received, I think it's excellent.
I always thought it was excellent. It deliver the message, like it should.. with a smile. The viewing is probably low considering the members count, but it’s not targeted to members right? Yes, just as a curiosity it should have had more views.
A button on the LS home page (it was there?) could make a huge difference and probably it would be shared more.
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Where do I sign up for a private consultation with Ms Jones? I'm experiencing some of the problems mentioned, ahemm medical condition, ohh you know all that stuff.
Does she accept insurance? like Blue Balls and BullShit.. whoa I mean Blue Cross and Blue Shield.
So, are you sure that I cannot send the bill Down Under?
It was real cute Liz
Does she accept insurance? like Blue Balls and BullShit.. whoa I mean Blue Cross and Blue Shield.
So, are you sure that I cannot send the bill Down Under?
It was real cute Liz
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Of course some of the women out there have captured (for many reasons) my imagination.
However if I had only one lustful evening I would choose and take my chances with someone who was a pioneer of women independence, headstrong and unconventionality.
Katherine Hepburn
Heyyy... who said Nicola? (no offense)
Some of her quotes
- If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
- If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. (This one is heavy)
- I never realized till lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
- If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.
However if I had only one lustful evening I would choose and take my chances with someone who was a pioneer of women independence, headstrong and unconventionality.
Katherine Hepburn
Heyyy... who said Nicola? (no offense)
Some of her quotes
- If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
- If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. (This one is heavy)
- I never realized till lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
- If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.
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No one has convinced me to join this site. I have searched it, even if I didn't know that this particular site existed.
To swing she has to get completely undressed, by herself of by another man. She has to be naked and she has to bang (how you want to put it) or be banged by another man. Another man penis has to penetrate her, possibly in all or her different cavities.
I know it sounds so awful how I put it, that's because something is missing. When you pair what's missing with the above, than and only than it would sound like most of the stories here or like it sounds now in your head. So if she gets that, than you can go ahead.
How does she get it? The same way how you have it now, (that is if you feel that you can do it for sure). No one put it in your head, how are you going to put in her head? Sorry buddy!
Have you told her that you feel it would be sooo hot and cool to see her doing it with another man?
Why don't you visit this siteswinglifestyle.com with her and start from there.
To swing she has to get completely undressed, by herself of by another man. She has to be naked and she has to bang (how you want to put it) or be banged by another man. Another man penis has to penetrate her, possibly in all or her different cavities.
I know it sounds so awful how I put it, that's because something is missing. When you pair what's missing with the above, than and only than it would sound like most of the stories here or like it sounds now in your head. So if she gets that, than you can go ahead.
How does she get it? The same way how you have it now, (that is if you feel that you can do it for sure). No one put it in your head, how are you going to put in her head? Sorry buddy!
Have you told her that you feel it would be sooo hot and cool to see her doing it with another man?
Why don't you visit this siteswinglifestyle.com with her and start from there.
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For a smile: at less than $40 per head on a 10 courses dinner, finding a maggot it’s not so bad… I mean c’mon you wanted to find a range free chicken leg in there?
Yes, things happen at home as in a restaurant, but (not lessening the problem) with a hair or a fly which it could happen even at the moment that the plate is laid on the table, I feel that it’s an awful accident. It didn’t just happen with a maggot. Now we have a well-established problem and if it sounds like a duck it is a duck. The kitchen (to remain in culinary words Ha Ha) might have many other kind of ducks. I do not want to hear that it could have come from a vendor.
Regarding "These things happen" comment in Nicola case, I feel that's not acceptable and also rude, yeah the photo of the Nazi cook is fine. They have just killed the two fundamental rules.
1 customer is always right.
2 if customer is ever wrong read rule 1.
Something similar happened to me a few months ago. A server laid my plate and immediately she eyed a long hair in it. I didn’t need to say anything as I watched her reaction and also because the problem had been recognized. That was no need of a scene and thinking that she would just pick up the plate and bring it back to the kitchen. However this was her reaction: Are you OK with that? Exact words. No, you're NOT reading a joke.
I had to answer that I wasn’t OK. That however ended up not to be an indication of how the restaurant conduct itself. After she brought it back, someone also came out, heart fully apologized and brought another plate and later insisted on not bringing the whole check. I was stunned and I felt bad as I wanted to pay at least for the rest.
p.s. I must add, that usually I do not complain much as I have seen what can go on when food is returned to the kitchen.
Yes, things happen at home as in a restaurant, but (not lessening the problem) with a hair or a fly which it could happen even at the moment that the plate is laid on the table, I feel that it’s an awful accident. It didn’t just happen with a maggot. Now we have a well-established problem and if it sounds like a duck it is a duck. The kitchen (to remain in culinary words Ha Ha) might have many other kind of ducks. I do not want to hear that it could have come from a vendor.
Regarding "These things happen" comment in Nicola case, I feel that's not acceptable and also rude, yeah the photo of the Nazi cook is fine. They have just killed the two fundamental rules.
1 customer is always right.
2 if customer is ever wrong read rule 1.
Something similar happened to me a few months ago. A server laid my plate and immediately she eyed a long hair in it. I didn’t need to say anything as I watched her reaction and also because the problem had been recognized. That was no need of a scene and thinking that she would just pick up the plate and bring it back to the kitchen. However this was her reaction: Are you OK with that? Exact words. No, you're NOT reading a joke.
I had to answer that I wasn’t OK. That however ended up not to be an indication of how the restaurant conduct itself. After she brought it back, someone also came out, heart fully apologized and brought another plate and later insisted on not bringing the whole check. I was stunned and I felt bad as I wanted to pay at least for the rest.
p.s. I must add, that usually I do not complain much as I have seen what can go on when food is returned to the kitchen.
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If the owner would have said that to me I would have walked into the dining room, stood up on a chair and said
" Excuse me, Forgive me for interupting your dinner but I found a bug in my soup, and when I politely brought it to the attention of the reataurant owner, he said these things happen and shrugged it off as it was no big deal. Now is this the type of place you want to eat"
And then I would have left without paying!! And if the owner said anything to me I would have replied, "these things happen!"
WOW Nicky ... You would have really done that?
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Great post Liz, thanks and you're so right that it can be done anywhere and the more you practice the better you became at doing it at your command.
I do believe that many peoples think that you may have to go Tibet (as to put it to the extreme of course).
I personally have done meditation using hints and lessons from Pema Chodron works.
I do believe that many peoples think that you may have to go Tibet (as to put it to the extreme of course).
I personally have done meditation using hints and lessons from Pema Chodron works.
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Quote by nicola
Well done on the coffee front keoloke!
Thanks.
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Well, February is over. How did everybody do?
A few post above it says how I fared. To summarize: Two drinks for the month.
A good read about this topic
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OK now what? What are we giving up or limiting this month? Hey we're already holding the bull by the horns.. one minor miracle at a time.
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Today’s age many peoples might have images and videos of current or ex partners. While the reason that gave the spark to do such a blindly action might have felt right at the moment, it remains highly immoral to upload material of that nature anywhere on the web without their consent.
On most websites it cannot ever be deleted, and after time goes on, the emotional consequences can be on both sides.
On most websites it cannot ever be deleted, and after time goes on, the emotional consequences can be on both sides.
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Quote by nicola
Well done! My 10 days was a minor miracle.
I got a little drunk last night too, I had to, considering the dinner's entree..
A minor miracle it's still a miracle. Hey that's how I stopped smoking (years ago) a minor miracle at time.
Now I'm smoke free and that's a big one in todays age.
Since your topic (about 6-8 months ago) on giving up on coffee, I have had "minor miracles" along the way and today I can say that it's been two months that I haven't had any coffee (drip/percolator) so, Thank You. I do have my guilty pleasure of one small espresso about daily. So I have considerably cut down on caffeine and... the milk required. Yuk, this from someone who never drank milk not even as a kid.
I thought I had restless leg syndrome, also I used to wake up every morning as a zombie. Can only be the coffee, no other changes.
The alcohol (actually mostly wine) well ahhh hmmmm this one aaargh and I have a new wine to taste that is been looking at me.
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[img][img]Seriously Favorite Comedian has to be Jeff Dunham.
Yes, he's great. Well also Mortimer, Walter, Peanut, José Jalapeno on a Stick, Achmed and the rest of the Gang
He has to be two, three and even more comedians at once. Boy, you have to split your brain? Once he was talking so fast and having a heated conversation with 4 puppets (one was hidden since he can only hold 2 at a time plus him as the third and he got confused and started to laugh.. he got such a standing ovation.