My five would definitely have to be
Bobcat Goldthwait
Gabriel Macht
Stephen Fry
Russell Howard
The lift technician
Princess Popsicle
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2 months ago
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Princess Popsicle
I have been a Lush member for just over a year but have only started looking and posting in the forums in the last few weeks. It's a daunting prospect to troll through the pages and pages of previous threads and their replies. I usually only have the patience to look at the first page or two of threads so no, I don't think questions being asked repeatedly is a problem as there will always be someone like myself adding a new insight or opinion to a recently asked but repeated question.
Also, I have seen quite a lot of new threads where somebody has asked a question which has been posted previously and one of the more long standing members/ more frequent forum visitors has been blunt or bitchy about the fact that the member has done so. It's put me off starting threads and posting replies because I'm worried about the reception I'll get. Being horrible, whether the question has been asked before or not, is not going to help- all it does is put people down and will cause the forums to dry up.
I agree with others- if you've seen it before and you're not interested: don't read it!
Also, I have seen quite a lot of new threads where somebody has asked a question which has been posted previously and one of the more long standing members/ more frequent forum visitors has been blunt or bitchy about the fact that the member has done so. It's put me off starting threads and posting replies because I'm worried about the reception I'll get. Being horrible, whether the question has been asked before or not, is not going to help- all it does is put people down and will cause the forums to dry up.
I agree with others- if you've seen it before and you're not interested: don't read it!
Princess Popsicle
I'd love to learn German, I know a fair bit from school but I would like to be fluent.
My fiancé is part German and lived out there for a while, so when he's with his friends I'm on the sidelines. And he talks in German with his family to keep secrets from me around Christmas but then they forget to switch back to English...
My fiancé is part German and lived out there for a while, so when he's with his friends I'm on the sidelines. And he talks in German with his family to keep secrets from me around Christmas but then they forget to switch back to English...
Princess Popsicle
The word really doesn't phase me. People use it so often it's as commonplace as the word fuck and so I think it's losing the edginess and imapct that make it so wholesomely detested.
I use the word quite frequently, but I'm lady enough to suss where and when it isn't appropriate!
I use the word quite frequently, but I'm lady enough to suss where and when it isn't appropriate!
Princess Popsicle
Haha, I don't usually post unless a topic really takes my fancy... I shall try harder though 
Princess Popsicle
I'm sorry- I know I shouldn't be posting here but I can't help myself.
According to that chart floating around I am fat, which I was fully aware of anyway. I am a size 18 and have tits and an ass to match. I am not 'blobby', I still have curves in the right places and I'm not bothered about my size. I've heard everything derogatory there is to be said, so now I just don't care. I dress well, I'm confident and happy in my skin and I have decent face.
I have never been with a guy the same size as me, get this- I don't find fat guys attractive. Rich coming from me, right? But that just proves it- it's about personal preference. My best friend is a size 8 and she's beautiful and when we've gone out together in the past she's turned round afterwards and asked me how I consistently manage to pull guys that she'd thought we're out of my league (now there's some brutal best friend honesty for you!)- turns out that usually she's been after the guy in question. Another friend who is the same size as me is very self concious and shy and hasn't been laid in 4 years.
Physical attractiveness is a major player and nobody is suited to every man's taste, but a lot of what matters is personality. There is no definitive answer on this one- there is always gonna be an exception to the rule.
Again, sorry for posting in here!
According to that chart floating around I am fat, which I was fully aware of anyway. I am a size 18 and have tits and an ass to match. I am not 'blobby', I still have curves in the right places and I'm not bothered about my size. I've heard everything derogatory there is to be said, so now I just don't care. I dress well, I'm confident and happy in my skin and I have decent face.
I have never been with a guy the same size as me, get this- I don't find fat guys attractive. Rich coming from me, right? But that just proves it- it's about personal preference. My best friend is a size 8 and she's beautiful and when we've gone out together in the past she's turned round afterwards and asked me how I consistently manage to pull guys that she'd thought we're out of my league (now there's some brutal best friend honesty for you!)- turns out that usually she's been after the guy in question. Another friend who is the same size as me is very self concious and shy and hasn't been laid in 4 years.
Physical attractiveness is a major player and nobody is suited to every man's taste, but a lot of what matters is personality. There is no definitive answer on this one- there is always gonna be an exception to the rule.
Again, sorry for posting in here!
Princess Popsicle
I think mine would ultimately boil down to Hugh Laurie and Alyson Hanningan...
Princess Popsicle
I read this ages ago after a friend sent me the link and laughed so hard I was in tears and it's still as good second time round. Makes me truly glad that some men think they are beyond safety recommendations, thank god for guys like that!
Princess Popsicle
Eyes, nose, lips then thighs- in that order. After all, it's his face in gonna be looking at most so it may as well be a nice one!
Princess Popsicle
We have two little sister cats who are completely different yet equally as troublesome as each other.
To my cat:
1, why do you need my constant attention? When I'm trying to use the toilet, get dressed or brush my teeth, you cannot sit on my lap- especially when I'm standing up, please get that clear and stop clawing my legs to shreds.
2, when I'm making food, you always cry until I give you some and you never eat it- stop crying.
3, on the grounds that you will only drink running water I bought you a special kitty fountain with a filter and everything, it cost a bomb. Please use it and stop sitting in the sink squawking your head off.
To my fella's cat:
1, when I go upstairs in the middle of the day, it isn't bedtime! Ever.
2, you are now 18 months old, why do you shit in my bath?
3, why are you too scared to go outside, but it's your life's mission to escape to the porch?
And one piece of advice for you both: the noise that hairspray and deodorant make is completely normal, it's not the sound of Dementors who have come to steal your souls. Chill. Out.
To my cat:
1, why do you need my constant attention? When I'm trying to use the toilet, get dressed or brush my teeth, you cannot sit on my lap- especially when I'm standing up, please get that clear and stop clawing my legs to shreds.
2, when I'm making food, you always cry until I give you some and you never eat it- stop crying.
3, on the grounds that you will only drink running water I bought you a special kitty fountain with a filter and everything, it cost a bomb. Please use it and stop sitting in the sink squawking your head off.
To my fella's cat:
1, when I go upstairs in the middle of the day, it isn't bedtime! Ever.
2, you are now 18 months old, why do you shit in my bath?
3, why are you too scared to go outside, but it's your life's mission to escape to the porch?
And one piece of advice for you both: the noise that hairspray and deodorant make is completely normal, it's not the sound of Dementors who have come to steal your souls. Chill. Out.
Princess Popsicle
I agree with what has been said. None of my family know I'm bisexual- they just don't need to. If I was going to take a girlfriend home then I'd tell them, but seeing as you're married I wouldn't think you need to worry about that!
A few of my friends know but that's only because they've seen me with women on nights out etc.
Don't make a big deal about telling people, because it isn't a big deal. Just enjoy it!
A few of my friends know but that's only because they've seen me with women on nights out etc.
Don't make a big deal about telling people, because it isn't a big deal. Just enjoy it!
Princess Popsicle
I've just had a lovely lye in, I'm going out to renew my season ticket soon and then spending the afternoon on the sofa with my gorgeous boy! All making me very happy
Princess Popsicle
I quite simply don't like panties, so I hardly ever wear them- infact, it's only been twice in 2012.
Princess Popsicle
Putting my clothes back on depends on the time of day and what I've got planned... If it was a one night stand or whatever then it would depend on how long I was intending to stay there, if I was spending the night then I wouldn't bother getting dressed again.
If I did get dressed then it wouldn't be because I was shy, it'd be because I was going somewhere. How can you be shy about someone seeing you when you've just had sex?
I think there are advantages to both lights on and lights off. With lights on you get to see exactly what's happening and who you're having sex with which can be very enjoyable. However, having sex with the lights off can be just as good- when you take away your sight, all your other senses are heightened and you can really concentrate on how everything feels. I find I notice smells and tastes more in the darkness as well. I'm not bothered and wouldn't make someone turn the light off it was on and vice versa.
I don't think that, personally, I'm different with a one night stand or someone I've been with for years...
If I did get dressed then it wouldn't be because I was shy, it'd be because I was going somewhere. How can you be shy about someone seeing you when you've just had sex?
I think there are advantages to both lights on and lights off. With lights on you get to see exactly what's happening and who you're having sex with which can be very enjoyable. However, having sex with the lights off can be just as good- when you take away your sight, all your other senses are heightened and you can really concentrate on how everything feels. I find I notice smells and tastes more in the darkness as well. I'm not bothered and wouldn't make someone turn the light off it was on and vice versa.
I don't think that, personally, I'm different with a one night stand or someone I've been with for years...
Princess Popsicle
I don't get enough kissing, although I don't think I ever could.
Kissing is an integral part of any relationship- it shows trust and affection. I think a good sexy kiss shouldn't be limited to foreplay, they should be scattered throughout the day lovingly and then truly put to work during a good foreplay session until you cannot physically keep your hands off each other and even then the kissing should continue until you both climax.
And no, I don't think kissing is a dying art- people are good at it and they know what to do and when, it just seems to be losing importance. People are always in a rush and they don't give kissing the time it deserves, it seems to be the easiest thing to drop. I find that especially odd as a good 5 minute kiss session gets me going much more than a 5 minute fondle.
Bring back the kiss!
Kissing is an integral part of any relationship- it shows trust and affection. I think a good sexy kiss shouldn't be limited to foreplay, they should be scattered throughout the day lovingly and then truly put to work during a good foreplay session until you cannot physically keep your hands off each other and even then the kissing should continue until you both climax.
And no, I don't think kissing is a dying art- people are good at it and they know what to do and when, it just seems to be losing importance. People are always in a rush and they don't give kissing the time it deserves, it seems to be the easiest thing to drop. I find that especially odd as a good 5 minute kiss session gets me going much more than a 5 minute fondle.
Bring back the kiss!
Princess Popsicle
I don't like massive amounts of cum honestly, it just means a bigger clean up mission. But if a lot comes, then it's too late, right? Any amount is good as long as they're satisfied.
Princess Popsicle
It wouldn't turn me on particularly, but it wouldn't turn me off either...
The only thing I would mind is if he didn't leave any for me.
The only thing I would mind is if he didn't leave any for me.
Princess Popsicle
I've not had too many car experiences to be honest.
I've parked up and had sex in a car, got licked out in my boyfriend's car on the street outside my house when I was younger and given BJ's to the driver but that's about it!
I've parked up and had sex in a car, got licked out in my boyfriend's car on the street outside my house when I was younger and given BJ's to the driver but that's about it!
Princess Popsicle
I sleep naked, all the time. I'm claustrophobic and when I fidget in the night the clothes twist and I wake up in a massive panic so now I don't bother.
That and the fact I HATE clothes.
That and the fact I HATE clothes.
Princess Popsicle
My chemistry teacher was really hot, I used to having some seriously smutty thoughts about that man...
My worst 'teacher' crush was my driving instructor though. The man was some sort of walking sex god, I eventually had to stop my lessons with him because I couldn't concentrate on what he was saying or what I should be doing and was just wasting money. That was about 2 years ago, he still appears in some of my dirty thoughts though!
My worst 'teacher' crush was my driving instructor though. The man was some sort of walking sex god, I eventually had to stop my lessons with him because I couldn't concentrate on what he was saying or what I should be doing and was just wasting money. That was about 2 years ago, he still appears in some of my dirty thoughts though!
Princess Popsicle
I've slept with two different guys who were both packing ten inches. It hurt like hell and they were an awful lay. I think they both had the opinion 'I have a massive cock, girls will love me' and they never actually learnt to use it!
Perfect size for me is anywhere between 6-8 inches!!
Perfect size for me is anywhere between 6-8 inches!!
Princess Popsicle
I don't mind body hair- men are naturally hairy and I'm fine with that. I'm not exactly turned on by a really hairy bloke, for example chest rugs but if I liked the guy it wouldn't put me off having sex with him...
Nearly trimmed and maintained pubes are a must! And my fella prefers to shave his armpits for his own freaky hygiene reasons (?!?!) but I'm not bothered either way so long as its not long enough to plait its fine with me!
Nearly trimmed and maintained pubes are a must! And my fella prefers to shave his armpits for his own freaky hygiene reasons (?!?!) but I'm not bothered either way so long as its not long enough to plait its fine with me!
Princess Popsicle
Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 22
How many times a week do you masturbate? 2-3
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? At least twice
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yup
In the shower? yup
In the bath? yup
Outdoors? yup
At work? I did in my last job but not this one
Every room in the house? yup
In a car while traveling... ? No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? no
A stranger? yes
A student? yes
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? no
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? no
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? no
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? no
Movie clips online? no
Videos? no
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?
I don't watch porn!
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? yes
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass? yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? yes
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? about 16 hours ago
Are you wet or hard now? yes
Are you going to masturbate now? no
Are you a masturbation addict? definitely
What is the most you have played in one day? I lost count around the 15th time I came
How old are you? 22
How many times a week do you masturbate? 2-3
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? At least twice
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yup
In the shower? yup
In the bath? yup
Outdoors? yup
At work? I did in my last job but not this one
Every room in the house? yup
In a car while traveling... ? No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? no
A stranger? yes
A student? yes
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? no
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? no
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? no
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? no
Movie clips online? no
Videos? no
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?
I don't watch porn!
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? yes
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass? yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? yes
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? about 16 hours ago
Are you wet or hard now? yes
Are you going to masturbate now? no
Are you a masturbation addict? definitely
What is the most you have played in one day? I lost count around the 15th time I came