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1 month ago
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Is that 3 reandom facts? I'm sorry, that is outside of the accepted quota for this thread.


Oh no! I am ever so sorry

I shall submit this instead: the femur is the longest bone in the human body.

Morning to you too
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I don't contradict myself. You asked what I thought gave something its status. Then, while telling me it was easy to find that info, you explained to me the views are what give a story its status.

Access to the stories may alter the parameters (for what?)... Access to the work of either Michael, however, by any number of people would alter their $ of views/listens/sales, but not the opinions of the people who saw/heard/bought it, & therefore not of their properly-earned status amongst those people's opinions.

As you can see easily (as I guess it is being publicized, as the makers of what you call "amazing literature" have nothing better to do than pick on one member & fight with/attack them), I have been a member under this name less than a week, but many times under many other names.

I don't plan on paying for increased membership. However, it is false to deny that other members have not themselves paid for my membership to be at a higher level previously. If some members here don't like me, that again is a personal opinion. However, saying any of them "have put a lot of effort into their work" is statement of something not known to be a fact. Also, as already covered in this thread (I believe), a high number of views does not equal a high number of viewers, & any 1 story only takes 1 view for that reader to decide if they like it or not, so stating so (in comments on said story or elsewhere) is fact, & not at all rude.


The Michaels have a wider audience than any lush author. Therefore, the parameters of famous and legendary have to be changed when comparing the two. You can't expect a site with a third of a million members to rival them two.

If you don't think the literature is any cop and you don't like the people, then why on earth are you here?! It seems to me that you've just come to troll the forums. I saw on one of your other (equally argumentative) posts that you've been here before and been removed, yet you chose to contravene the site terms and come back. If people wanna choose to keep you around then that's their choice, and it'll be their loss when you are inevitably removed again and their money is wasted.

I know I put a lot of work into my writing and over the last nigh on six years, I have spoken to my fair share of contributors and I know they too have put hard work in. So yes, it is a fact.

A high number of views doesn't have to mean a high number of unique readers. If someone found one of my stories so entertaining that they wanted to read it every day for a year, who am I to stop them or judge their preference? It's only the same as reading a book multiple times or watching a film over and over. Again, if you have a burning problem with it- take it up with someone who runs the site.

Basically, I completely disagree with you and I think you feel the same way so that's that. Nice chat smile
Quote by Return2SndR


All well & good, but then give status-levels more-fitting names...

Michael (Jackson or Jordan) is famous or legendary, but stories with a ton of reads (many by same people, & many by people who didn't have a positive opinion when they ever read it) are neither.


At no point did I say you were correct. I was seeking clarification because you made a statement and then immediately contradicted yourself. I think that, considering this site has 300,000 or so members, a third of them reading a story (repeats excluded) is quite impressive and something to be celebrated.

If you take issue with how the badges are awarded then that's a personal issue and not something I can deem as right or wrong. If you feel they need more appropriate names then take it up with nicola or a mod who can point you in the right direction regarding what to do about your concerns on this.

I wouldn't consider Jackson or Jordan legendary, but I'm sure some people do. Their work is also accessible to most of the population of earth which, of course, alters the parameters. Appreciation of art, literature, music etc. is subjective, as is the case with everything when it comes to personal taste.

You've only been a member here for six days and voted on a grand total of six stories. Maybe you should take the time to appreciate the amazing literature on offer here, avoid the forums (as from what I can see all you have done so far is pick fault, complain and start petty arguments over completely inconsequential matters) and get to grips with how the site works and is run?

I see you haven't invested financially in your membership so if, after doing the above, you find the site is not to your liking then you can walk away with nothing lost. Otherwise, while you're here for free and haven't submitted anything to the site, it might be an idea to stop belittling the output of authors who have put a lot of effort into their work. It's just bloody rude to say they haven't earnt it.
Quote by Return2SndR


I must've been mistaken: I thought stories that earned such status did so because of their high number of views.

Regardless, I for one would be against badges & statuses/statii being earned simply due to # of views. Much the way Jeff Dunham, Lebron James, & other public performers brag about the views their works get online, people often forget/pretend to be unaware that much of these are the same people viewing them repeatedly (including due to "bookmarks", etc).


So, you think stories that make famous/ legendary status do so because of sheer amount of views? But if that is the case then you're against it?

If you click on the various badges it tells you a little about them... a famous story has received 30,00+ views, while to achieve legendary status then it's reached a whopping 100,000 views. All the information on this is pretty easy to find, so have a gander. There is no time limit in which your story must reach this magical milestone, nor are there any rules against repeat reads.
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I agree that too many wonderful stories get lost in the quagmire of amazing stories, and those that earn the status of Famous and/or Legendary should be in their own category like the RRs and the EPs. Plus, these are the stories that have been on Lush longer than most (typically).


I have a story that's nudging 26,000 views. I want to make the 30,000 (obviously) but it rarely gets any traffic because it's so old. I find it pretty frustrating so I'm sure people who have stories with famous or legendary status are equally frustrated that something they worked so hard on is now being overlooked. Plus, if they've reached these milestones they're clearly worth a read but get drowned in all the new submissions. A little safe haven for them would be lovely.
In the colder months, it's usually jeans and about 20% of the time I'll wear a denim mini with leggings and boots. As soon as I can get away with it without freezing, the skirts and dresses come out though. Then when it gets nice and hot (for maybe two weeks a year!) I make the most of it and wear my birthday suit.
Him stood, me knelt before him looking up. I like to feel overpowered which him standing achieves and me looking up helps keep my throat open for him. Also leaves my hands free to roam his body, finger his ass and grope his balls.

If it's more of a long and leisurely deal then his ass a few inches from the edge of the bed, laid on his back, heels up either side of him so he is spread wide. I can suck, lick, nibble and caress every inch of his fun parts and really penetrate him in that position.
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"No man is an island, entire of itself."- John Donne

"Fuck it then, I'll be a peninsula."- Taggerdoo


Can I be a peninsula too? Sounds safer.

Any woman who has an unfaltering smile is aching inside in my opinion. That bit got me! Oh the feels.
There are a lot of fake people on here. There are also, what I assume to be, normal people but who use blatantly fake photos and claim it's them, their partner, friend.... they don't even go to the bloody effort of finding similar looking people (or cocks, one does not suddenly wake up with one's foreskin reattached).

I report them and move on.
I always wanted to do it in a swimming pool, hot tub, car and an open field. I have successfully ticked them lot off the list.

Now I have my sights set on the car bonnet, pulled up at the edge of a quiet country road. I'd also love to be taken deep into the woods and then fucked, serene and natural. Aside from my screams of course.
Chatting to some friends about my exploits one day and one of them said 'you're a kinky girl' in quite a shocked tone. I took it as a compliment and it stuck. Damn right I'm a kinky girl.
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I've never thought of the 24 hour clock as 'military' time. Is this like an American thing???


Thank you! I thought I was the only one confused by this. We get taught the 24 hour clock at about 7 over here so it being a military thing overseas is odd.
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biggrin Shame they had to bring it in, but I for one was getting quite a few anonymous members inviting me to click a link to a better site or become their friend & chat. Never had any previous contact with them and being wary and aware reported said members. It was found that they were spam accounts and attempts at phishing (fishing) whereby an individual or group attempts to gain access to your computer but you simply clicking on their link or just replying to them. How do you get one? Be alert to the small minded, dangerous prats (me being nice) who run them.



Well, I've reported fake accounts and I'm not a spam assassin. Be a gent and give me your badge :D
Ranidaphobia is the fear of frogs.
Bufonophobia is the fear of toads.
Epistaxiophobia is the fear of nosebleeds.

I have all three *shivers* just writing them down gives me heebie jeebies.
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Well, thank goodness this isn't a thing nowadays! I should be a very sad wifelet.
To be able to search for members easily.

If the site was more mobile friendly that would be amazing, but I realise that's no small ask.

Also, I'm backing the vote for a 'famous/ legendary' category. It's a shame that these incredible and erotic additions get lost in the annals of Lush.
Fingers, hairbrush handle, handles of make up brushes, mascara tube, neck of a wine bottle (we drank it first, don't worry!)... oh jeez, when I was younger and couldn't afford the extensive toy collection I have now, anything long and at least an inch in circumference was a goer!
He doesn't eat pussy, which is fine as he has the skilful and dexterous hands that a pianist would be envious of. So, I opt for just fingering!

If oral was on the cards, I would still only want one at a time ideally. Fingers and mouth is too much sensation all at once. I can't focus on what's happening and it just blurs into one great big wet vagina assault as far as I'm concerned.

If you feel the desire to use fingers while going down on someone, a single finger, probed only an inch or so inside her and held still works wonders.
My number one fantasy involves a lot of reluctance, him taking advantage, me being naive and malleable and could be categorised deeply deviant considering all the finishing touches I desire.
NHS mental health provision. Absolutely fucking abysmal. It's no wonder suicide rates are so high when services are basically impenetrable.

How hard can it possibly be?! Once you've done your assessment and decided someone needs help
a) PRIORITISE your patient load
b) REFER them to the appropriate specialist/ team
c) COMMUNICATE this to the patient so that when they are feeling the lowest they ever have, they won't have the added stress of chasing you to find out what the fuck is happening and if they're going to get any sort of bastard help
d) get an appointment for your patient and tell them about it
e) if you haven't made any progress with this in TEN CUNTING WEEKS and your patient calls up and politely asks what is happening/ if you've managed to sort anything and you promise to find out and call them back that afternoon- CALL THEM!

No wonder people moan about how wank the NHS are.
I love a man in uniform. You know, not an ASDA outfit, but police, firefighters, medics- they're all winners. Men in decent suits drive me wild too. Oh, a suit and a beard. Come to momma! *drools*
That's beautiful! I'm lucky to see a couple of bloody magpies where I live.
Lately all I can think about is burying my face in the beautiful moist valley of a lady's silky flower.
Okay, so excluding the hookers, blow and champagne for the first night... I would buy an obnoxiously large house for me, hubby, brother and his fiancé and my dad to share. I'd want a 'granny annex' for my dad and a wing each for us couples and then some communal areas. It'd need around 10-12 bedrooms so we had room to grow as a family and still have space for guests. Also, a garage to hold a minimum of four cars/ motorbikes, a separate office for hubby, a room for me to craft in, an indoor swimming pool and hot tubs both indoors and outdoors. A couple of acres of garden so there could be naked sunbathing and of course be commutable into London.

And then I would buy the contents of a Disney store, a shit ton of diamonds and sapphires and a tesla.
I'm a Virgo but I don't strictly believe in astrology. I certainly check the boxes for your typical Virgo, for example, I'm particular and meticulous to the point of being annoying. However, it's possible that these character traits and my star sign are coincidental and not causally related.
A droplet of mayonnaise that just squished out from my sandwich! Classy eh?! biggrin
Zoolander. Personally, I think it was an abomination. Haven't been able to watch a Ben Stiller movie since.

Also, a film called Ma Mère. It's about an incestuous relationship between a mother and son. Needless to say it doesn't end well but at the end they head to the wine cellar and start to fulfil their desires. She gets him to cut her stomach with a razor while he wanks. As he cums, she slits her own throat. Final scene: he says a final goodbye before her cremation. Goes into the room where his dead mother lies and starts jacking off again. It is one of my greatest achievements that I managed to stomach watching that film until the bitter end.
3 ear piercings is clearly a good number! I wouldn't say I'm turned in by piercings, but they can certainly enhance. Plus, you get to wear sparkly things and that is always a winner for me. I'm obsessed with the brand Industrial Strength, so damn shiny.
Okay, I'm going to try to answer these to the best of my ability, based on my experience.

Yes, you can 'play at' being a Dom (although I doubt forever). If you have those urges, go test them out and if you find it's not for you then that's that solved. If you enjoy it and want to continue, then you have started the journey into discovering your dominant side. It's the same as desiring/ learning anything. You need to have a go first! Nobody can tell you whether you are or are not a Dom, it's a decision you will need to reach. I think it's important to have suitable experience before you rule it out.

When I first ventured into this lifestyle, I found many 'Doms' who wanted to use me for their own gain. After a while I found a Dom who was willing to teach me, help me and didn't put himself first. My advice would be to find someone with a little experience to help guide you. They don't have to be a sub and they don't have to be a lover. There are plenty of websites, go join one and make friends with a Dom who is willing to mentor you. Go to a local munch and meet other people in the same boat (we were all new once remember!) who you can always rely on for help.

It's not really a question of being taken seriously. There is someone for everyone. The world of kink is wonderful that way. People have Daddies who are younger than them and subs who are bratty beyond belief. Married couples have open relationships and the wife takes a Dom who isn't her husband. Anything is possible. You just have to find the right combination of participants and kinks.

As for your last question, yes, I absolutely believe so. Not all Doms are sadists and not all subs are masochists. For every Dom that doesn't want to beat their partner, there's a sub who would rather be deprived, degraded or denied. Being a Dom is about being in control, taking what you want and giving what they need. There are no hard and fast rules other than safe, sane and consensual. You can be whatever kind of a Dom makes you happiest and hardest as long as your sub is agreeable.

The BDSM police aren't going to knock on your door if you do it 'wrong' so just take your time, enjoy the learning curve and have an adventure.
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INTJ....just like my favorite president, James K Polk and Isaac Newton, Friedrich Nietzsche, Russell Crowe, Stanley Kubrick, and (gulp) Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber.


We are also joined by Elon Musk, Nikola Tesla, Mark Zuckerberg, Stephen Hawking and (another gulp) Vladimir Lenin. Some very good and some awful company!