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I'm currently only 75th so there's plenty of room for improvement

You've no worries of me overtaking you, that's for sure. Talent will always tell.

Never ever. A woman, however... it's a long list.

We've exchanged recipes for sweet dragon nectar mead, which was pretty smart, so I'm sure we could do it again.

for climbing with the cat

Nothin' but the Blues with Gary the Wagman Wagner -- KJAZZ live-stream

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Been reading through a lot of the entries. Y'all are so talented. Some are funny, some are really sexy. A few pretty sad. Great collection over all.

I think many have stepped up, acknowledging the debt owed to his spirit and artistry. It's a comp that sits a step above the usual slip and slide.

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have i won yet?

Yes. The check cleared this morning.

I guess that means I have to skip my place in line here. Wait, that means I did get screwed!

The person below will favor savory over sweet.

As someone who isn't famous and never will be, I give you all my best and thanks for what you have shared here. Your mastery of the story is a standard set.

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Ok, moving the party to Bonnie's place. I hear her standards are lower. Lol

Are you going to want infrared videos again? I'll need to get a higher res filter for my new wide angle lens.
Or are we leaving the lights on this time?

No idea. Not my doing, I assure you. I've always found him perfectly harmless and easily dealt with once darted. That reminds me, need more duct tape.

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I have a concept of a poem...

I had a concept
for a poem
But then I slept
and it did roam
Now notes unkempt
I'm barren at home

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after once more being accused of mod favoritism, I have decided not to enter this or any future comps. thanks very much for finding a way to fuck up my day. sincerely, Rachel.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Do not let the pissers win. Do not.

No. I always keep my eyes on the road. Safety first.

Jen --

Are we to post offerings here? Or will there a more formal announcement and instructions coming?

This is such a wonderful idea. Thank you, Jen.

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OK, so American legislators once again lead the world in jug-headed stupidity:

WBLT TV in Mississippi reports that:

A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

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OK, well THAT'S going to be real popular around here.

So, as law-abiding citizens of Lush, we should prepare to make sure that NO American male fucks anyone or anything UNLESS they wanna make a baby. And I guess that means no oral sex, no anal sex – and NO MASTURBATING!

That's how they're gonna keep 'Murica PURE!

Not sure how Senator Mushmouth is gonna police that, but that's his problem.

Welcome to the Don's World of Weirdness, folks.

Anyone want a drink or six?

Hey, fair's fair. Male masturbation is a form of mass genocide. What's good for lady goose should be good for the gander, too.
Not sure if the boys on the basement couch gonna agree most nights... "Jimmy Joe! Cover up! It's the Penis Police again!"

A bit more than 10,000 years, if I can count my favorite phallus, a tip of petrified mammoth tusk. If not, then six days.

Inventor of the celebrated Whole Body Tap Dance and Joy Massage (pat. pending/all rights reserved)

Consolation prize in the California Mega Million Lottery. I ultimately declined for tax reasons.

This is indeed saddening news. He once sent me a note of encouragement that my junior league attempts at poetry did not warrant, but that was a measure of his kindness and generosity. I am thankful his words are still here to give us some solace in his passing.

Now there's a question

I know five squirrels by name and three doves.
There's a heron I've been flirting with at the lake, but I'm pretty sure she's straight.
A guy at Trader Joe's was real chummy, but he just wanted to buy my car.
The religious folk that come to my door. They have no sense of humor, I swear.
That guy with the money problems in Nairobi. Always a treat to talk to.
Miss Pixel, when it's treat time.

I didn't have one. I lived in the isolation of my own creation.

Yesterday, today, but not tomorrow.

I was pretty fond of myself for a while, but these things never last.

I know several top end writers who have not gone platinum just because of it.

It's made no difference to my stats and personally, it isn't any inducement to read a story.

You know, that thing on the trapeze, with peacock feathers, glitter, and a bag of gummy bears. What's it called again?

Head litigator at the firm of Chew, Bacca, and Spit, one of the South's premier legal teams.