So pleased to hear her screams echo across Lush once more!

I just looked at my Reading Queue -- thanks a lot, you two. My laundry is never going to get done.

For stealing Lynn's razor
and sprite's
and Suzie's
and Sandra's
and Fil's
and Kimmi's
and Annie's
and the other Annie's
and Beffer's
and Daft's
and all the rest.

Lucky I don't use one.

I suspect my best and yours do not coincide, hence the lava rock dividing line from water's edge to the far palm grove.

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Careful, the dog is horny.

Edgy and not in a good way. Take care.

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Leave enough meat on the bone

So that's been my problem. The tacos might be made to order, but the bone just ain't there.

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Please send clean underwear. That is all.

Oh, dear. Not again. sigh

After that MollyDoll thing...

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Molly’s boobs, and my sparkling wit.

So Molly's boobs are pretty much it then -- still works for me.

I think this is what you mean?

Settings/Privacy: "Always show me as offline" checked

Soothes my sorrows

They can't count.

M+ tier corporate executive, obviously.

I haven't a clue. Honest. I went down to the bodega for some pickles and kitty treats and I come back to a chorus of muffled moans. And why my best pair of Christmas panties over his head? Why? Why?

My Mistress insists on watching.

Are we talking a French style solution? With live streaming? Amazon and Netflix would be all over that and earn the countries far more than the royals are worth.

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fyi, the mod team took a vote and decided that all story modding should be done while drunk. just giving you all a heads up in case shit goes sideways.

Wait, this hasn't always been the standard of practice? My stories got passed cold sober? Unbelievable. Simply unbelievable. What were they thinking?

My cat, Miss Pixel already does a fine job of ignoring me.

When there are cartoons after, it's always better.

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Evening all, hope you're all doing well.

I've missed being here, chatting with you all.

You're amazing people and totally wonderful.

❤️😘❤️

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I'll try not to show up high as fuck.

Well, that's a buzz kill. I'll wash my hair instead.

Sweet dreams, perchance to come.

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Excel spreadsheets are the dogs bollocks for keeping track for the Omnium.

I'm sorry, but I have to ask, having only a single language to my name -- is that a good thing or a bad thing?

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But the question is ... whodunnit? Who murdered the thread? 🤪

Or was it just a red herring?

I can imagine how best to make love to a woman after a single glance. I've been right every time.

Men still top the list.

I've been seeing the same message.

Last to cum wins it.

Yes, that is quite a web, but I did tell you not to try sneaking past my guardian spiders.