"I want you to cum on my face" was my preferred method of birth control during high school and college.
Can I marry the nice guy and cheat on him with the asshole?
Just kidding. I'd take love.
Have either of your physical appearances changed much over the past four years?
Does she seem depressed?
Does she still masturbate that you know of?
How are the two of you getting along outside of the bedroom? Do you still have fun together?
I expect to be fucked at least three times before I'll go out to dinner with a guy.
