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Least favourite is missionary because it's all my ex would allow in 14 years of marriage. Much prefer a range of positions, spoons, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, 69, doggy, pretty much any position we end up in.tccjtdmeAuhOazUd
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kochankatulipan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · Sittingbourne
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I'm 49 and for me age is not primarily a turn on. But I will admit that when I was in Amsterdam the lovely ladies in the brothels were all in their twenties. Everything was toned and pert, and I really enjoyed the experience. But I have had the best sex with women of my age.
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Last night got involved in a game of online truth or dare which was a lot of fun. Don't know if this has been done before on site (and apologies if this is a repeated thread) but the premise is simple.
1. Read below my truth.
2. Underneath I have suggested a dare. You can either choose to post a truth or do the dare.
3. If you decide to do the dare you can either postinga picture or give feedback to register that the dare is complete.
4. Then you suggest a dare for the next person.
Simple?
Let's see happens.
Well, my truth is that I had only had one sexual partner until I was 48 years old (last year).
And my dare is to kiss the nearest person to you when you are reading this (if you are alone then a neighbour will suffice).
1. Read below my truth.
2. Underneath I have suggested a dare. You can either choose to post a truth or do the dare.
3. If you decide to do the dare you can either postinga picture or give feedback to register that the dare is complete.
4. Then you suggest a dare for the next person.
Simple?
Let's see happens.
Well, my truth is that I had only had one sexual partner until I was 48 years old (last year).
And my dare is to kiss the nearest person to you when you are reading this (if you are alone then a neighbour will suffice).
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Apologies to all for the duplicate thread. Will take more care to check before I post.
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I love to cuddle. I've been told I'm good at cuddles. It's just a nice feeling. I think people should cuddle more.
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Hmmm. I never usually make demands on a woman, especially regarding dress but, if I had the chance it would probably be this:
Outer clothing. Pleated short black skirt, purple blouse and smart black leather jacket.
Shoes: Black leather ankle boots with 6 inch spiked heels.
Lingerie: Sheer black stockings, matching red silk bra and panties (although panties are optional).
Body: Intoxicating perfume.
Hair: Worn up.
Outer clothing. Pleated short black skirt, purple blouse and smart black leather jacket.
Shoes: Black leather ankle boots with 6 inch spiked heels.
Lingerie: Sheer black stockings, matching red silk bra and panties (although panties are optional).
Body: Intoxicating perfume.
Hair: Worn up.
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It's almost a month now. And it was a real no holds barred, illegal in 48 States, kind of sex. I'm afraid the five knuckle shuffle does not compare in any way shape or form. God help any females who come to my door this week. 
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I have to say that Fiddler on the Roof is my favourite. I saw the premier of the film version when i was about 11 and then managed to see the stage version with Topol.
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I'm in Kent but I'm orginally from Essex (and yes I am blonde and a total slut, but I draw the line at a sovereign ring!).
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The deafening sound of loneliness.wUbVt4XznsqmtyD6
Perhaps I could be cheered up if I got a good score for my latest story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/a-case-of-enlightenment.aspx
Perhaps I could be cheered up if I got a good score for my latest story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/a-case-of-enlightenment.aspx
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So you're alone, feeling hot, but not in possession of a dildo. What have you used as a dildo and how was it for you?
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This pain is not uroglogy related. When you get a hard-on its o.k. if your dick is already in a upright position. But when you are hanging down, so to speak. The hard-on is prevented from attaining the upright position by your trousers. Can be bloody painful, trust me.
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About four months ago I got very intimate with a gorgeous sexy lady who had a pierced nipple. I found it a complete turn on. Anyone like to post some pierced nipple pics to cheer me up on a grotty, rainy day in the u.k.?
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" I Dont Know How You Guys Walk Around With Those Things", LOL!!
Well this is the problem. It's all quite comfortable when flaccid, but when things begin to happen it can be really painful. And it's not easy to adjust in public.
Well this is the problem. It's all quite comfortable when flaccid, but when things begin to happen it can be really painful. And it's not easy to adjust in public.
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I remember the manual rewind. It also worked on videos but you needed a magic marker. And of course I still have an original mains powered casio calculator.
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Many apologies. It was just meant as a bit of fun. A comment perhaps on the fact that men are obsessed with fiqures and stuff, but have never turned this obsession to their own bodies.
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Well usually I end up cumming on a woman as they usually cum before I do (not bragging just stating a point of fact). If this is the case it has to be the breasts as the cleaning up operation usually gets me totally aroused all over again. I've only cum inside a woman without protection once and I have to say that it was amazing (and she said that she prefered it).
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Hi gals. I was just scanning the forum topics and noticed the one about breast size. It got me thinking. What if there was a similar means of categorising dicks. Do you think it would be useful? Male underwear simply categorises waist size, then small, medium, large and XL. It doesn't seem to take account of what has to go inside them. And, as a man, I know that comfort is just important for us guys as it is for you gals.
So how would it be worked out? Length (flaccid or erect?) and letter code for thickness? And what about testicles? (they very much need to be comfortable!!).
What do you think?
So how would it be worked out? Length (flaccid or erect?) and letter code for thickness? And what about testicles? (they very much need to be comfortable!!).
What do you think?
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I write for my own enjoyment but would love to become a published writer of erotic short stories. Are there publications that welcome new authors?
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I smoke, for my sins, and whenever I am out with a woman I never smoke, unless they are also a smoker. Is it hot? It shouldn't be, but the sight of Lauren Bacall in the old fifties movies is still soooo sexy.
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Having led a sexually sheltered life until recently I have quite a tame list:
Sex with a stranger (any offers? lol)
Sex in a supermarket
Sex in a car
Threesome (two women)
Of course I have a few suggestions for other peoples bucket list based on my experiences in amsterdam last year
To be given a handjob by a lovely Brazilian lady called Tanya. With your eyes closed it felt like a blowjob and when i came i almost hit the ceiling.
Smothering a women in honey and licking it off (Thanks Lexy)
Sex with a stranger (any offers? lol)
Sex in a supermarket
Sex in a car
Threesome (two women)
Of course I have a few suggestions for other peoples bucket list based on my experiences in amsterdam last year
To be given a handjob by a lovely Brazilian lady called Tanya. With your eyes closed it felt like a blowjob and when i came i almost hit the ceiling.
Smothering a women in honey and licking it off (Thanks Lexy)
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Blimey Shima 21 thats a tough one. Don't think there is an easy answer. There are lots of cliches around: Love is never having to say you're sorry (?), You can never say the wrong thing to the right person, Love conquers all, etc. And there are different kinds of love. I have friends (just friends) who I love dearly and would hate to lose. For me, love is about two people who are so in tune with each other that they are like a single entity, although I have experienced this and it turned out it was not true love, just two people who knew each other very well. I think love is a mutual experience which transcends everything else.
But, as I haven't really found it yet, I can't say what it is really like. But to lighten the mood here's a poem I know:
There's the wonderful love of a beautiful maid,
And the love of a staunch true man,
And the love a baby that's unafraid--
All have existed since time bean.
But the most wonderful love, the Love of all loves,
Even greater than the love for a Mother,
Is the infinite, tenderest, passionate love
Of one drunken sod for another.
But, as I haven't really found it yet, I can't say what it is really like. But to lighten the mood here's a poem I know:
There's the wonderful love of a beautiful maid,
And the love of a staunch true man,
And the love a baby that's unafraid--
All have existed since time bean.
But the most wonderful love, the Love of all loves,
Even greater than the love for a Mother,
Is the infinite, tenderest, passionate love
Of one drunken sod for another.
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Thanks for all your advice guys. Be assured that I will take a more interactive approach to the site.
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A strong english style cup of tea.
Fancy a quickie? http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/a-cut-above-the-rest.aspx
K
Fancy a quickie? http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/a-cut-above-the-rest.aspx
K
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Thanks guys. Just had a browse of some of you r suggestions. I'd never use it in a story but BALD-HEADED YOGHURT SLINGER has to be the best!!
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I have to admit that no pubic hair seems a bit odd to me. But a neatly trimmed triangle looks nice.
If you have a few moments to spare I would love some comments on my trip to the dentist
If you have a few moments to spare I would love some comments on my trip to the dentist
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O.k. guys and gals. I don't know about you but when I'm writing my stories I hate to repeat myself. However, there are only so many words that you can use for male genitalia (Interesting how there are loads for female genitalia - result of a male dominated society?). So I thought it would be interesting to build up a thesaurus entry for 'cock' (or parts of). 
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I've been submitting stories for a while now and have been quite pleased with the response. (especially Ice Cold Pussy
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/ice-cold-pussy.aspx)
But I'm curious as to how to increase my readership. Is it a matter of timing? Is there a perfect time to submit?
I've noticed that, within a couple of hours, my stories move off the home page and are, therefore less likely to be read (Is that the case? Are stories more likely to be read if they are on the home page?).
Or is it more to do with having a lot of friends on the site who will, as a matter of course, read any story you submit.
Would appreciate any advice and comments.
Thx
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/ice-cold-pussy.aspx)
But I'm curious as to how to increase my readership. Is it a matter of timing? Is there a perfect time to submit?
I've noticed that, within a couple of hours, my stories move off the home page and are, therefore less likely to be read (Is that the case? Are stories more likely to be read if they are on the home page?).
Or is it more to do with having a lot of friends on the site who will, as a matter of course, read any story you submit.
Would appreciate any advice and comments.
Thx
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Trouble is I'm not married, and have no kids so I can't earn many points there so here is my alternative list for singles.
Honest compliments 5 pts each
Taking her to dinner (and paying for it) 10pts
Taking the tiime to cook her dinner 15pts
A back massage that lasts as long as she wants it. 15pts
Looking after when she is feeling poorly 10 pts
Taking her lingerie shopping and letting her choose 10 pts
Keeping your hands off her when she is not in the mood 5pts
Giving her everything she wants when having sex 20pts
Finishing first and going to sleep - minus 50 pts!
Honest compliments 5 pts each
Taking her to dinner (and paying for it) 10pts
Taking the tiime to cook her dinner 15pts
A back massage that lasts as long as she wants it. 15pts
Looking after when she is feeling poorly 10 pts
Taking her lingerie shopping and letting her choose 10 pts
Keeping your hands off her when she is not in the mood 5pts
Giving her everything she wants when having sex 20pts
Finishing first and going to sleep - minus 50 pts!