On the obverse, if a guy doesn't regularly get to cum in a vagina, he gets all moody, acts immature, whines, and becomes a major pain in the butt to deal with. Sounds like a win-win to me.

Even better idea, Jen. I'd have no problem pulling my tripe out of the queue to fix and resubmit.

I guess I'd have to say...666 Layers of Hell Yes. I have more sex toys than pairs of shoes

This is probably a stupid request, but I thought I'd put it out there in case I'm not the only one that might find it useful.

I'm a terrible self-editor, and after submitting stories, I often see a typo or other error that I missed. No matter how much I edit, or how many times I run it through style and grammar checkers, I always see what I meant, not what I actually wrote. A good example is that in my latest story, currently waiting for moderator approval, I missed an "a" in one sentence, and noted that I have 2 errant commas in another section.

It would be really cool, for me at least, if there was a secondary "notes for mods" while the story is pending. that way the authors could append the original notes to moderators. "Hey, I just noted that I'm moron and I forgot to put "a" in sentence three of paragraph four and the 7th paragraph has X & Y."

Of course, "learn to edit, properly, Krystal," is probably the proper response!

I just submitted....a story, get your mind out of the gutter, you lovely perv...and the tags worked with a double-click

I wrote mine, just for fun, and thought, hey, this is actually pretty good and fun. Then I read what the others had submitted and had a more realistic thought. Krystal, you write the suckiest suck in all of suckdom. Learn from these Jedi of smut. There are already some stellar entries; I'm eagerly looking forward to reading the rest.

I have nothing but love and the utmost respect for those that can continue to write a series, keep up with it, and keep the action and intensity going. Because I'm so long-winded, quite a few of my writings end up being mini-series (like an X-rated A&E), but that isn't intentional. On my few, intentional series, all of which I trudged through to completion, I've noted that no matter how well-written it may be (not saying that I write well, just saying), how torridly hot the sex may be, or how entertaining it is, readership drops off, logarithmically, with each new installment.

While I write mainly as a self-improvement hobby, wanting to be good at something other than being a slut, so, I write about me being a slut (irony noted), readership isn't really a consideration for me, but it can be daunting to be 80K words into your series for only a few dozen people to read.

New to the bare-down-there club...found a few grays a few weeks ago. With a razor, slowly.

Glad this is being taken care of. I'm having the same issue, and glad I'm not (more) insane.

I was young, exploring my body, on the couch in the living room, very, very close to orgasm, while watching Star Trek TNG. I sort of had a thing for Captain Picard and Beverly Crusher. My mother walks in, stops, smiles, and says, "I'm more a Riker fan," and walks out.
I was mortified! On the plus side, the very next day I received my first vibrator and "a talk," which consisted of instructions on how to use it. I think that was even more embarrassing.

I'm a slow starter. In high school, I was labeled as a slut, although I did nothing to warrant the title. After my divorce, I grew increasingly sluttier over the years until about a year ago. In the last year, I went from being slutty to a full-blown sex-fiend, oversexed Uberslut, which is like a female ubermensch with orgasms. In the past year I've had more sex, with more people, than the rest of my life combined. I got married last weekend, so maybe I'm slowing down, now. Maybe not.

I wanted to say that I found this particular competition to be filled with fantastic stories. I thoroughly enjoyed ALL of the stories written in this one and I don't think that there was a single story in this round that wasn't stellar.

I don't have a single, solitary "best" one. Size, length, girth, texture, flexibility, etc are all mood-dependent.

I went to my first one over the weekend. It wasn't at all what I expected. Hopefully I can go again soon.

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I taste lovely and welcome the after kisses. It's even better if he goes down after he's cum in me and then comes back for kisses.

Just put on the top of my to-do list this weekend

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Your comp piece was very creative and well-written. 😊

Thank you so much! I've noted that well-written and creative seems to permeate all of the entries in this competition; good reading all around.

May you both have a blessed time

I don't usually post pictures here, but...

Premature for me is any time before I reach orgasm. After that, feel free. The old adage, "Ladies before gentlemen," applies.

Marathon sex is amazing if you have the right lover. Most guys, regretfully, just thrust and pump; there's so much to it than that. If a lover knows how to turn my mind on and how to play my body like a virtuoso plays their instrument , I can't get enough and will go until I pass out from exhaustion.

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If you want to grow as a writer, take a stab at these comp themes. At the very least, read the entries. I've picked up writing tips from krystalg and 1meanjean already.

Wait? Is that a typo? You picked up writing tips from me? That can't be possible because I worship the page you write on.

Cool. Thanks, everyone

This is probably nothing at all, unless others are experiencing it, so not worthy of a ticket on my behalf. When I log in, nothing happens and I'm not logged in. However, when I click on either the Gallery of Chatroom links, I'm suddenly logged in.

I've really moved so far beyond subtle that I probably shouldn't even be commenting on what signs i give. These days, if I'm interested, I'll tell them outright, "I'm in a relationship but I want you. How about we have some fun?" Seems to work well for me.

In the moment, if I can watch or join in, it's so hot. Otherwise, I have a tendency to want to claw her eyes out.

Tasting myself on him is so hot to me. But, by the same token, if he doesn't want to kiss me after I've had his cock in my mouth, he won;'t receive a second invitation to play.

As somebody who thought food-play was ultra kinky, being messy meant a few drops of chocolate syrup, and isn't into adult videos at all, I'll chime in and say that not only has VV thoroughly corrupted me in the best ways possible, but her wares are incredibly hot. The fun, passion, and sheer horniating joy are truly things to behold.

If I'm horny and in the passenger seat, it's almost a sure thing. We even got pulled over by a very appreciative Highway Patrol Officer one evening. When I'm driving, far too much. Truckers love me.

If you cum quick, you can either do it all over me before we go out, so you can get all horny over me out in public with your cum on my flesh, or do it quick...the first time. Guys that reach orgasm quickly tend to have a faster recovery time, so round two happens soon. If it does take along time to recover, I'm sure I think of something for you to do to me until it happens.

My boyfriend enjoys glory hole porn and I was feeling particularly naughty one evening and took him to an adult store with an adult arcade. We played around in the theater area and one guy masturbated over me then promptly left, all embarrassed. Two other men came in shortly thereafter. I made a big show of announcing that we were headed to the private booths, in the hopes of them taking the hint so I could live out his fantasy. The dunces failed to get the hint, so it was a bust.

In a monogamous marriage, it should be each spouse's honor and duty to ensure that remaining faithful isn't an onerous task that needs rewarding. Just my opinion, and please consider the source; I'm a non-monogamous slut.