Hahaha...
I quit email
Active Ink Slinger
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · New Orleans
Forum
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by LusciousLola
Phone sex can be so hot, with the right person.One of the best orgasms I ever had was during phone sex
Now that's something I'd like to read all the details about.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by crazydiamond
You had me at TITS LM xx
Mind you didnt I aproach you...on that other blue site??
Mmm tits. Yes, as a matter of fact, you did. Glad you did too!
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by LusciousLola
Well now I know why it took you sooooo long to ask, you didn't know I had tits with the av I had of the silhouette of a red-head. Now you have me wondering why you ever did friend request me. Was it all the dirty pics? My love of guys in socks? Or maybe my incessant need for frequent lube jobs?
All of the above.
Active Ink Slinger
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", what's the opposite of "progress"?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Why do we put garments in a suitcase and suits in a garment bag?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Why do we put garments in a suitcase and suits in a garment bag?
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by CurlyGirly
Your honesty is one of the reasons I lurve you so much! That and your big schlong!
And it gets bigger whenever I'm looking at that good lookin' ass or yours.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by darlvanhorn
When I've been asked to be someone's friend; I actually look at their profile, seeing if we have the same interests and so on.
but I what I find out, when talking with them, I feel they haven't really read my page, even when I tell them what am here for, they still sling a deafy (Scottish slang, "not listening").
ok, some may feel, I complaining, as I'm not. But maybe not everyone is here for the sexual innuendo!
what is your view?
reverse the question to the people accepting the friend request
I think maybe you need to look at it another way. People here gather information about other people here by reading a person's bio AND by seeing what else is on the person's profile. What stories they have read and voted/commented. What stories they've written. What forum threads they've posted in. What kind of pics are posted on their wall by friends. But your profile is set to full privacy (which is fine and totally your choice), but reading bios, fave movies/authors/books/etc... is just a part of the full equation.
You say on your profile, "i'm here to have my stories read and liked if they get posted." Yet all of your stories are hidden behind the privacy block. Maybe people are requesting friendship with you so they can read your stories. If you want them read but no one has access to them.. what else are they to do? Maybe you haven't written any stories yet, I don't know because I can't see anything on your wall besides the bio stuff.
I understand the need for privacy and security, it may be the most important thing for you. Maybe you have pics you don't want all of Lush to see, but your friends can. You can make those private while at the same time opening up more of your page for the casual viewer to glean a little more information and to fulfill your desire of having your stories read. Also, unblocking your forum postings would allow interested viewers to see where and on what topics you've posted, thereby learning more about your interests.
Active Ink Slinger
An oldie but goodie..
Why do we park on driveways but drive on parkways.
Why do we park on driveways but drive on parkways.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by wildxxyoung
What makes you approach a girl on lush ? Is it her looks? Profile?
What gets you going?
What makes me approach a girl on Lush? Tits
What gets me going? Tits.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by MaryLewid
OK im new here, but do i have to fuck anybody with a decent avitar, so i dont offend them? Just asking.
Yes
Active Ink Slinger
It has never happened to me, but I would welcome it if it did!! How exciting and fun would that be? Hell yes!
Active Ink Slinger
It's not the picking up you have to worry about. It's the putting them back down. Do it gently or you'll break her hip.
Active Ink Slinger
I had a friend years ago that said she never masturbated. Ever. She said that if she ever got horny and needed to get off, she never had trouble finding someone to take care of it for her.
Active Ink Slinger
OMG!!!! I'm crying. Holy shit that was fucking hilarious.
Active Ink Slinger
How long have you been chatting with the guy? Do you know real life info about him? That's a big thing, to me. If he's shared his real name and other personal info, that helps. If he is being secretive or holds back info, that's a warning sign.
The distance is irrelevant. A man you've never met could live on the next street over from you and still do bad things to you. People from Lush meet all the time. I know I have several Lush friends that I'd meet in a heartbeat if the opportunity presented itself. And those women here that I think would be willing to meet me in person know me well enough, we've talked and shared enough personally, that they'd feel comfortable and safe with me. But as a man, I'd go the extra mile to make sure she felt safe, because I know she would BE safe with me. If that meant her bringing a friend, or calling someone at regular intervals or prescribed times so they can confirm her safety... I'd be totally fine with that.
Meeting someone from Lush is no different than meeting someone from match.com or a newspaper personal ad, you gotta protect yourself. The issue you'll have it you'll be a long way from home. If you do decide to meet him, take some precautionary measures just in case.
Make sure the ticket he buys is round trip, and you keep it with your belongings so he can't take it back and strand you if you want to back out.
You initial meeting needs to be in a very public place so you can get a feel for him in person. REad his body language.
Pay for your own hotel room and don't give him a key. Let him buy the one you plan to have your tryst in, if you need to exit the situation, you'll have somewhere to go where he can't get to you.
Google the hotel you'd be visiting, google maps. See what else is around your meeting place, if it's isolated have him pick another spot.
Be sure your cellphone is charged and you have local emergency info already programmed in it. 911, Police, hospital, whatever...
Lush meet ups do happen. You're taking the same risk anyone else would. You know the guy, we don't. Follow your instincts before you meet him and after you meet him.
edit... you never said you met him on Lush, i assumed that and it may be incorrect. either way, the points/rules can still apply...
The distance is irrelevant. A man you've never met could live on the next street over from you and still do bad things to you. People from Lush meet all the time. I know I have several Lush friends that I'd meet in a heartbeat if the opportunity presented itself. And those women here that I think would be willing to meet me in person know me well enough, we've talked and shared enough personally, that they'd feel comfortable and safe with me. But as a man, I'd go the extra mile to make sure she felt safe, because I know she would BE safe with me. If that meant her bringing a friend, or calling someone at regular intervals or prescribed times so they can confirm her safety... I'd be totally fine with that.
Meeting someone from Lush is no different than meeting someone from match.com or a newspaper personal ad, you gotta protect yourself. The issue you'll have it you'll be a long way from home. If you do decide to meet him, take some precautionary measures just in case.
Make sure the ticket he buys is round trip, and you keep it with your belongings so he can't take it back and strand you if you want to back out.
You initial meeting needs to be in a very public place so you can get a feel for him in person. REad his body language.
Pay for your own hotel room and don't give him a key. Let him buy the one you plan to have your tryst in, if you need to exit the situation, you'll have somewhere to go where he can't get to you.
Google the hotel you'd be visiting, google maps. See what else is around your meeting place, if it's isolated have him pick another spot.
Be sure your cellphone is charged and you have local emergency info already programmed in it. 911, Police, hospital, whatever...
Lush meet ups do happen. You're taking the same risk anyone else would. You know the guy, we don't. Follow your instincts before you meet him and after you meet him.
edit... you never said you met him on Lush, i assumed that and it may be incorrect. either way, the points/rules can still apply...
Active Ink Slinger
I've only been to a gay bar once in my life, and that was with four gay friends of mine. (and actually happened on a trip with a church music group.. the director is gay) It was a week night so there weren't a lot of people there. I went up to the bar to get the drinks, the female bartender looked at me and somehow knew I wasn't gay. Lol, she leaned over the bar a little bit and said, "You do know this is a gay bar right?", just as one of my friends walked up to help me carry the beers. The most effeminate one of the group, and he replied, "Girl, I sure hope so."
We spent two or three hours there drinking, hanging out/talking, and playing pool. No one hit on me. Either they saw the same thing the bartender saw in me, weren't interested, or assumed I was with one of the guys in the group. But if someone had hit on me, I'd have politely declined and gone back to talking with my friends.
We spent two or three hours there drinking, hanging out/talking, and playing pool. No one hit on me. Either they saw the same thing the bartender saw in me, weren't interested, or assumed I was with one of the guys in the group. But if someone had hit on me, I'd have politely declined and gone back to talking with my friends.
Active Ink Slinger
It doesn't hurt, but it can become achy. And if I really need to get off I find it's hard to fully concentrate on anything else.
Active Ink Slinger
As a freshman in high school I went to a local haunted house with some friends. There were about 10-15 of us, all giddy and nervous to be hanging out with so many people of the opposite sex... unsupervised. Still wet behind the ears. So, we go inside the thing and it's fun. Rooms with scary scenes, dimly lit corridors that are like a maze. We ended up in a dead end room that was pitch dark and we're all bumping into each other. A soft hand grazes mine and we instinctively hold hands together. My heart was racing, no idea who it was. So I whispered, "who is this?" The reply, "Marc, who are you?" "JOHN" and we both snatched our hands away from each other. He and I laughed about that for years. haha
Active Ink Slinger
North Korea
Ran across this today and I thought it was interesting enough to share.
Ran across this today and I thought it was interesting enough to share.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by CurlyGirly
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?
Quote by simplyjohn
I have to say I nearly fell off my stool laughing at that response.
Farting and now stool? John, you laughed so hard.... stool? That right there is funny!
Active Ink Slinger
I hope this cunt of a lady gets the harshest penalty possible. Are you fucking kidding me? Grabbing your 6yr old by the scrotum, pulling so hard to rip it, cleaning the "wound" with fucking rubbing alcohol, and then fucking super gluing it back together. No professional medical attention given. What a shitty fucking person.
Mom rips son's scrotum with her bare hands
I fucking hate people.
Mom rips son's scrotum with her bare hands
I fucking hate people.
Active Ink Slinger
I'll pick the Mary Janes or the cheap candy in the brown or orange wrapper. Halloween was the only time we got that stuff. I could have gotten Kit Kats, Snickers, Reese's, Hersheys all year long.
Active Ink Slinger
Yes, if she's into it. If she finds it degrading or doesn't like it for any other reason.. then it's not a turn on. Has to work for both of us. (I think most women would be okay with cum shot on the tits, less would be okay with a facial)
Active Ink Slinger
Will Farrell and Jim Carrey. If you've seen one Farrell film, you've seen them all. Same with Carrey.
Active Ink Slinger
Anquan Boldin vs Jax. Niners may be heavy on the run in this game and Boldin has been hit or miss all season.
or
Josh Gordon vs KC? Gordon is a stud WR, but tough defense in KC and Browns QB will be Jason Campbell, third stringer taking over for ineffective Weeden.
or
Josh Gordon vs KC? Gordon is a stud WR, but tough defense in KC and Browns QB will be Jason Campbell, third stringer taking over for ineffective Weeden.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by LadyX
I'm coming for yall!
If you're naked, I'll let you catch me.
Active Ink Slinger
Three guys will donate $20 for each motorboat they get to do. View the video on youtube and they'll donate another $100 for every 100k views.
I wonder what they'll do for prostate, colon, or throat cancer? haha
Active Ink Slinger
"The Hour I First Believed" by Wally Lamb. An absolutely incredibly good book. Great story, with lots of fiction thrown in with some factual events. But be forewarned, it's fucking brutal. Do not read if you'r already depressed, holy fuck. When I was done reading it, I felt like I'd been kicked in the gut... repeatedly.